Native American Pale Ale

Brazilian Fork Lift

On this episode, I discuss Segregation, Mormons in our society, the decline of the Findom fetish in today's struggling economy, and MUCH MORE!!!  Some critics (you don't know them they go to a different school) are saying this is the greatest piece of content since the Geneva Convention.  TUUUUUUUUUUUNE IN!

BetterHelp. Better Pizza. Papa Johns.

I take questions on this episode and discuss topics such as:  - Why I always wanted asthma - Why men put their coats over puddles for women - How to deal with being dead inside AND MUCH MORE!!! TUNE IN

Honey, I Mogged the Kids

On this episode, I discuss ways to make prison more fun, why its awkward to ask for reward money, and are anvils used for anything other than dropping it on coyotes? and much more!!!!! TUNE IN!!!!

Native American Pale Ale

What do we brush our teeth before the dentist? WHY!!!! I talk about this and other topics as well as take questions from the 5 to 7'ers!!! TUUUNE IN

Affidavit Ortiz

I start this episode off by taking questions from the millions (and millions) of listeners. After that, I get into some different topics like why I'll never become a serial killer, why raising the retirement age doesn't bother me, and why I don't trust people that listen to Jack Johnson...aaaaaaaaaaaaâaaaaaand more! shirts still available @ 5to7.com !!!! Don't forget to rate the show!!!