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AstroFic

Podcast by celeste

English

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A podcast where we apply astrology to fictional characters to find out why they're Like That™️. Celeste, your host, will create a birth chart for a fictional character and go in-depth to explain and justify the placements she chooses. The charts are created to be as realistic as possible, adhering to the rules of astrology as Celeste understands them, whilst also supporting the characterization in the media. astrofic.substack.com

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30 episodes

episode The Beacon of Hope: Primrose Everdeen artwork

The Beacon of Hope: Primrose Everdeen

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re stepping into the quiet force of Primrose Everdeen — the healer, the hope-bringer, the girl whose innocence changed the course of a war. In a world of fire and spectacle, Prim is the soft light — a steady pulse of compassion, resilience, and unshakable empathy in the shadow of the Capitol’s cruelty. 🌿 She doesn’t carry a weapon, but she wields something just as dangerous: belief. Belief in kindness, in mercy, in the possibility that care can be revolutionary. A Moon-blessed chart, maybe? This is the emotional orbit of a girl who never asked to be a symbol, yet became one — not through fire, like her sister, but through grace. Join us as we decode the stars behind District 12’s truest light — only on AstroFic. Now streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever hearts beat stronger than fear. ✨🎧 *** This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need. Celeste’s Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch [https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com [https://astrofic.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

29 Jun 2025 - 35 min
episode The Boy Soldier: Gale Hawthorne artwork

The Boy Soldier: Gale Hawthorne

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re trekking into the wildfire soul of Gale Hawthorne — the coal miner’s son with a revolutionary spark and a Scorpio edge sharp enough to cut through Capitol lies. Beneath the grit and strategy is a heart forged in grief, loyalty, and a burning need to do something — even when the lines between justice and vengeance blur. 🦂🔥 He hunts, he calculates, he fights — not just for survival, but for dignity. A Mars-drenched chart, perhaps? One that charges headfirst into danger but buries its deepest feelings like landmines, waiting for just the right pressure to detonate. This is the emotional terrain of a boy turned soldier turned symbol: driven by love, haunted by loss, and never quite at peace in the aftermath. Tune in as we chart the stars behind District 12’s rebel heart — only on AstroFic. Now streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever constellations meet revolution. 🎧🌌 On deck: Primrose Everdeen (Season 2 Finale) *** This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need. Celeste’s Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch [https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com [https://astrofic.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

8 Jun 2025 - 29 min
episode The Rebel Mentor: Haymitch Abernathy artwork

The Rebel Mentor: Haymitch Abernathy

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re diving into the emotional undertow of Haymitch Abernathy — the lone Victor of the 50th Hunger Games and District 12’s sardonic survivor. Behind the barbed wit and whiskey glass is a Cancer sun heart: fiercely protective, quietly grieving, and bound by love he rarely speaks aloud. 🦀🥃 His shell may be spiked with sarcasm, but inside? Loyalty that doesn’t waver, memories that don’t fade, and a rage that comes from caring too much in a world that asks you not to. Is it a Saturn-heavy chart grounding his impossible strategies and impossible grief? Join us as we trace the emotional architecture of a man who never asked to be a symbol — but couldn’t help becoming one. Catch our full astrological deep dive now on AstroFic — streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever your starbound stories begin. 🎧🌑 On deck: Gale Hawthorne *** This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need. Celeste’s Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch [https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com [https://astrofic.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

31 May 2025 - 27 min
episode Most Stuck Up Girl in Town: Maysilee Donner artwork

Most Stuck Up Girl in Town: Maysilee Donner

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re looking to the skies for Maysilee Donner — the fierce, fleeting flame of the 50th Hunger Games and District 12’s quiet rebel heart. With her sharp mind, soft heart, and necklace stack, Maysilee walked the line between survival and conviction. Could that be a Virgo sun guiding her strategic smarts? Or maybe a Pisces moon behind the compassion that cost her everything? 🌸🕊️ We’re reading her chart to uncover what Maysilee’s chart reveals about loyalty, sacrifice, and the strength. Catch our full astrological deep dive now on AstroFic — streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever your story-loving star chart leads. 🎧🌌 On deck: Haymitch Abernathy *** This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need. Celeste’s Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch [https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com [https://astrofic.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

17 May 2025 - 25 min
episode Tragic Lovebird: Lenore Dove Baird artwork

Tragic Lovebird: Lenore Dove Baird

🎙️ New on AstroFic: This week, we’re charting the stars around Lenore Dove Baird — Haymitch Abernathy’s sharp-eyed, sharp-tongued girlfriend from Sunrise on the Reaping. As a Covey kid with District roots and a poet’s soul, Lenore Dove is caught between rebellion and survival. Is that razor wit and emotional armor classic Capricorn sun? Or does her fierce loyalty and civil disobedience scream Sagittarius rising? 🌒🔥 We’re reading the skies to understand what drives Lenore’s love, rage, and resilience — and what her cosmic alignment says about choosing revolution over comfort. Catch the full astrological deep dive now on AstroFic, streaming on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you get your starry storytelling fix. 🎧🌌 *** This podcast stands against colonialism and fascism in all of its forms. Free Palestine. Free Congo. Free Sudan. Free Tigray. Free Hawai'i. Free Guam. Free Puerto Rico. Land Back. Resources have been included in Celeste's linktree below. They also share all the information and resources that they come across on her personal socials. You can also find links to donate to families deeply in need. Celeste’s Links: https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch [https://linktr.ee/celestialbinch] This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit astrofic.substack.com [https://astrofic.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

5 May 2025 - 28 min
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