113 - Cracked Eggs and Sexy Dog Bites

116 - 5MoF - Baby Daddy Wannabe vs. the Witch's Roofie

We learn a couple of important dating rules this week - 1) unless your date is a dog, don't rub their belly on the first date; 2) if your date is known to cast spells, don't leave your drink unattended. Listen and learn! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

115 - I like big fonts and I cannot lie

Get ready for James to take us on a wild trip to the casino that'll block your sinuses and wear out your ATM card! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

114 - 5MoF - PTRD (Post-Testicle-Rabbit-Disorder) vs Confidential Informant (aka Snitch)

This week we bring you a true bad date roulette dilemma - will you nod empathetically for hours over his loss (body part, pet, etc.) or become an accomplice to a potential murder?? Listen now and make your decision! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

113 - Cracked Eggs and Sexy Dog Bites

We thought we'd heard the absolute worst of Aussie bad dates … and then Kendyl started sharing! She wanted to date an NCIS analyst, not become his subject. And speaking of crime investigation, who directs their road rage at senior citizens?? Listen now for these classics from Oz! And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

112 - 5MoF - Cat's got your tongue vs. Cat's got a shrine

Join us for a new round of bad date roulette that reminds us why we introduce ourselves on a first date AND that shrines might need an expiration date. And remember ... it's note me, it's YOU!