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#108 šŸŗāš”The Motor Boatin' Captain

31 min Ā· 6. juni 2026
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After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ā›ˆļøāš” J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m. To recover, they crack open a cold šŸŗ Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done. Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. šŸ˜ Also on this episode: šŸ”„ Hooters is trying to become more family-friendly... wait, WHAT?! šŸ’ø Women are selling worn panties online for $50+ and now J. has questions... šŸ‘™ Should J. launch her own resale boutique featuring "previously enjoyed" outfits from Desire Resorts? šŸ’© What in the actual hell is a Cleveland Steamer? 😳 Why does J. immediately regret asking that question? Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another completely unfiltered episode full of road trips, questionable business ideas, Texas pride, and way more internet weirdness than anyone asked for. #TexasLife #RoadTrip #LoneStarBeer #Hooters #PodcastLifeĀ  #DesireResorts #MotorBoatinCaptain #craftbeer  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! šŸ»

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After getting rocked by classic Texas thunderstorms the night before ā›ˆļøāš” J. is running on fumes. If you've never experienced a Texas thunderstorm, you simply don't understand the level of chaos that comes with thunder shaking your house at 3 a.m. To recover, they crack open a cold šŸŗ Lone Star Light. Is it craft beer? Nope. Is it fancy? Also nope. But it's Texas, it's cold, and it gets the job done. Meanwhile, A. debuts his brand-new 🚤 "Motor Boatin' Captain" t-shirt... and yes, it means exactly what you think it means. šŸ˜ Also on this episode: šŸ”„ Hooters is trying to become more family-friendly... wait, WHAT?! šŸ’ø Women are selling worn panties online for $50+ and now J. has questions... šŸ‘™ Should J. launch her own resale boutique featuring "previously enjoyed" outfits from Desire Resorts? šŸ’© What in the actual hell is a Cleveland Steamer? 😳 Why does J. immediately regret asking that question? Grab a drink, buckle up, and join us for another completely unfiltered episode full of road trips, questionable business ideas, Texas pride, and way more internet weirdness than anyone asked for. #TexasLife #RoadTrip #LoneStarBeer #Hooters #PodcastLifeĀ  #DesireResorts #MotorBoatinCaptain #craftbeer  ✨ We’re A. & J.—just a couple chatting about cold Beers, her Boobs and our Debauchery. Thanks for listening, y’all! Cheers! šŸ»

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