0714/2026:Would You Throw a Party for Your New Nose?

Dirty Little Secret:I Tried to Stop a Plane for My Friend

What started as a drunken attempt to help a friend turned into one of the biggest travel disasters imaginable. A listener confesses that while heading to Las Vegas with a group of friends, one member of the group was running late and in danger of missing their flight. After a few too many airport drinks and a little too much confidence, he came up with what he thought was a genius plan: fake a seizure to delay the flight long enough for his friend to make it to the gate Unfortunately, the plan worked a little too well. Flight attendants rushed into action, paramedics were called, airport personnel sprang into emergency mode, and the airline captain ultimately decided there was no way the "medical emergency" passenger was getting on the plane. Instead of heading to Las Vegas, he found himself taking an unexpected trip to the hospital while the flight departed without him... If this confession made you laugh, cringe, or shake your head, leave a review, share the episode with a friend, and tell us what YOU would have done in that situation. And if you've got a secret you've been carrying around, don't keep it bottled up—your confession could be featured on a future edition of Dirty Little Secrets. Follow, subscribe, and join us every morning for the laughs, the chaos, and the secrets nobody else is brave enough to share. See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

0714/2026:Would You Throw a Party for Your New Nose?

This episode of Billy The Kidd In The Morning with Billy the Kidd, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh delivers one of the wildest Dirty Little Secrets the show has heard in a long time, along with hilarious relationship debates, World Cup fever, and plenty of unforgettable moments. The show kicks off with laughs as the crew recaps their spa day adventure at The Aesthetic Society, where Producer Pooh accidentally greeted the staff in nothing but a robe and underwear, got his nose waxed, and became the target of endless jokes. Meanwhile, Billy discovers self-care may actually be worth the hype after experiencing his first luxury facial and massage. Then comes a must-hear Dirty Little Secret. A listener reveals how a drunken attempt to help a late friend catch a flight to Las Vegas turned into a complete disaster. Convinced he could buy extra time, he faked a seizure at the airport only to end up removed from the flight, transported to the hospital, and stranded while the plane left without both of them. It's equal parts unbelievable, hilarious, and painfully relatable. The crew also dives into a fascinating conversation about modern relationships during Candice Court, debating whether there's a meaningful difference between saying "I love you" and simply "Love you." Is one a true declaration of love while the other feels like a casual sign-off? The debate gets surprisingly passionate .Plus, today's HOT Take tackles a bizarre new Gen Z trend: cosmetic procedure reveal parties. From nose-job celebrations to surgery-themed cakes, Billy, Candice, and Pooh debate whether these events are empowering, fun, and confidence-boosting or simply attention-seeking and cringe.   See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Dirty Little Secret:The Grade I Changed and Still Regret!

A former teacher calls in with a confession she's carried for years and it's one she still struggles to forgive herself for. While teaching at a school attended by the children of high-profile athletes, politicians, and business leaders, she found herself facing an impossible situation when a failing student with a famous father was approaching the end of the semester. Despite believing deeply in fairness, accountability, and earning your grades, she admits that pressure from above led her to make a decision she never thought she'd make: changing the student's grade to ensure he passed. The student hadn't earned it, and she knew it. But in that moment, the pressure won. Years later, the guilt still lingers. She opens up about how that choice affected her integrity, changed the way she viewed herself as an educator, and even played a role in her decision to leave that school district. It's an emotional conversation about ethics, privilege, and the difficult realities educators sometimes face behind the scenes. Was it a moment of weakness, an impossible situation, or a reminder that even good people make mistakes? Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh react to one of the most honest and thought-provoking Dirty Little Secrets the show has heard in a long time. And if you've got a secret you've been holding onto for years, you never know—your story could be featured in a future edition of Dirty Little Secrets. Tune in, laugh with us, and remember: what happens on Dirty Little Secrets stays on Dirty Little Secrets... unless it's too good not to share! See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

7/13/2026: Should J.Lo's Kids Accept College Scholarships?

Have you ever canceled plans because nothing in your closet felt right and was that a red flag or total honesty? This morning on Billy The Kidd In The Morning, Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh dive into a surprisingly relatable dating dilemma that sparks a passionate edition of Candice Court. When a woman cancels a date at the last minute because she doesn't feel confident in any of her outfits, the crew debates whether that's a warning sign for the future or a refreshing example of emotional honesty. The conversation gets even deeper during a powerful Dirty Little Secret, when a former teacher reveals a confession that's haunted her for years. After being pressured to pass the failing child of a famous athlete, she made a decision that changed how she viewed herself and ultimately influenced her career. It's one of the most emotional and thought-provoking moments of the show. The crew also sounds off on the viral controversy surrounding Jennifer Lopez's twins receiving college scholarships, despite their famous parents' wealth. Do merit-based scholarships still belong to students from privileged backgrounds, or should those opportunities go to families who need the financial help most? Elsewhere, Billy shares his latest road-rage adventure after a reckless driver chipped his windshield, Producer Pooh confidently claims he could score on a World Cup goalkeeper, and the show somehow ends up debating sunscreen on eyelids, the bottoms of your feet, and whether water shoes will ever be cool. A former teacher calls in with a confession she's carried for years and it's one she still struggles to forgive herself for. Be sure to subscribe to Billy The Kidd In The Morning so you never miss the biggest confessions, funniest moments, and hottest debates from Billy, Candice Lopez, and Producer Pooh. If you enjoyed this episode, leave a review, share it with a friend, and join the conversation on social media. And if you've got a secret you've been holding onto for years, you never know your story could be featured in a future edition of Dirty Little Secrets. Tune in, laugh with us, and remember: what happens on Dirty Little Secrets stays on Dirty Little Secrets... unless it's too good not to share   See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.

Dirty Little Secret:My Tough Guy Image Is Built on a Lie

I'm a Tough Construction Worker... But My Biggest Secret Is at the Spa A listener who spends his days working construction and getting covered in dirt reveals a secret nobody in his life knows. Every other Friday, he's getting mani-pedis, Botox, facials, red-light therapy, and following a detailed skincare routine. While he knows self-care helps him feel and look his best, he's convinced his coworkers would never let him live it down if they found out. He even keeps it hidden from women he dates because he's worried they'll judge him.Billy, Candice, and Producer Pooh discuss changing perceptions of masculinity, taking care of yourself, and whether men should feel embarrassed about investing in self-care. See omnystudio.com/listener [https://omnystudio.com/listener] for privacy information.