Monday, July 13th 2026

Tuesday, July 14th 2026

Coming up on the National Mac and Cheese Day AND First-Ever Spongebob Day show... * Ted's Always Sunny podcast - No Hugging, No Learning - is having it's best month ever...8 years after it started * Three Texas cities are in the Top 10 of the BEST drivers in the country, two of them are in the Top 5...and one is #1 * Taste Test Tuesday is back and we've got Ryan Star and Katrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society joining us to try out the limited-edition BTS Oreos * Lots of people are falling on their face because of their Zara pants * We play Over or Under Texas for your chance to win a pair of Six Flags Over Texas Tickets! * Katrina Ross from Aggieland Humane Society checks back in to talk about how you can make sure your pets are able to be identified if they get out in this storm and about their adoption event happening this Saturday, 10am to 2pm, at Sterling Subaru. Find out more info at AggielandHumane.org! [https://aggielandhumane.org] * For the first time since 2019, Olive Garden has brought back the Never-Ending Pasta Pass! It is Tuesday, July 14th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Monday, July 13th 2026

Coming up on the Monday show... * Ted got his grass mowed by a listener? * Texas is the second-to-WORST state to live in * It's Movie Monday - we're giving out a pair of movie tickets to Star Cinema Grill * Would you drink a $12 glass of water? * We play Over or Under Texas for your chance to win a pair of Six Flags Over Texas Tickets! * Could you score a goal in a World Cup game? It is Monday, July 13th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Friday, July 10th 2026

Coming up on the Friday show... * It's a bad day to need to mow the grass * There's a gas station getting called WOKE BUC-EE'S! * Spoilers for Avengers: Doomsday!! * In the Playlist Playoff this week - In honor of Bonnie Tyler, what is that greatest female-fronted 80’s song? * There is ONE Texan city in the top 10 cities in the US...why is it Fort Worth?? * The live-action Moana is now in theatres and the reviews are something 👀 * We play Get Moody for your chance to win a four pack of tickets to Moody Gardens on Galveston Island! * Of course Taco Bell is the restarurant that has a plan for the explosive diarrhea outbreak It is Friday, July 10th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Thursday, July 9th 2026

Coming up on the Thursday show... * Ted had the worst night of sleep last night...but it led to some INSANE ideas * There are two spots you're almost guaranteed to miss when putting on sunscreen * Just in case you thought this was a good idea, do NOT put your NeeDoh in the microwave * In Sweet or Sour today, there's a woman who doesn't want to give her Nintendo Switch account to her kid’s dad * In what world is a hot dog with cream cheese the #1 hot dog in America?? * What are the whitest phrases you can say? * We play Get Moody for your chance to win a four pack of tickets to Moody Gardens on Galveston Island! * Fatima Burgueño from Boys & Girls Club of the Brazos Valley stops in for Nonprofit Narrative to talk about the (quickly running out) spaces for their afterschool program, backpack giveaway and sports leagues! To learn more about Boys & Girls Club of the Brazos Valley, visit bgcbv.org! [https://www.bgcbv.org/] * Are you the one person who doesn't look at your tissues after blowing your nose? It is Thursday, July 9th. Thank you for waking up with us.

Wednesday, July 8th 2026

Coming up on the National Video Game Day show... * Ted’s unexpected five-day weekend * There are new Girl Scout Cookie donuts...but you're gonna have to drive to get them * How long is the ideal movie for you? * It's Whatcha Watchin Wednesday and Ted and his wife have watched Jackass Best and Last in theatres and Jackass 4.5 on Netflix, as well as The Return of the Living Dead on Pluto and the first episode of House of the Dragon on HBO Max. On the solo side, Ted finished The Chair Company on HBO Max, the final season of The Bear and watched Send Help, both on Hulu  * A new browser extension that is gonna change Amazon shopping forever * We play Get Moody for your chance to win a four pack of tickets to Moody Gardens on Galveston Island! It is Wednesday, July 8th. Thank you for waking up with us.