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Chaos Magnets

Podcast by Amelia and John

English

Culture & leisure

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About Chaos Magnets

Two best friends who met at work. Zero actual shared work experience. Infinite opinions. How many tangents can two seemingly normal but chaotic adults go off on during one hour-long conversation?

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18 episodes

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Don't Look for Handprints

In this episode, John and Amelia talk about who you should and shouldn't call "daddy." John has strong opinions about dance and Five Below. Amelia reminisces about her theater days. They deep dive into some of the documentaries they've watched lately. Do they want to participate in communal living or do they want to be in a cult? John talks about soundtracks ruining his movie-viewing experience and Amelia tells what she learned working in a hotel. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

16 Jun 2026 - 49 min
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That's Weird, You Pervert

In this episode, John and Amelia their sleep habits as well as whether or not they can sleep in public. Amelia chats about the paranormal TV shows that help her sleep. They talk about the stupid decisions they made when they were younger and are glad they lived to tell the tale and whether or not Dude Wipes deserve a place in the world Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

9 Jun 2026 - 49 min
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Hide the Rice

In this episode, John talks about the Rings of Punishment. Amelia has serious ADHD. The pair talk about the state of AI. Did John really have a Caesar haircut at one time? Let's talk tattoos...again! Could John get a tattoo if he's good at being stabby? Does Amelia REALLY need more coffee? And they get into the concept of buffets. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

2 Jun 2026 - 44 min
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Onion Headaches

In this episode, John and Amelia wonder what the male equivalent of a "Karen" is. Amelia asks why kids are always sticky. John talks about the sandcastle he built on vacation with his daughter. They both nerd out on graphic design. Amelia talks about why her wedding was anti-potato salad. John is still a bit mad he stepped in dog poo and they do a shallow dive into the Vacation movies. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

26 May 2026 - 1 h 0 min
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A Possibility of Dysentery

In this episode, John tries to be supportive of Amelia "test driving" piercings and Amelia tries to be supportive of John's vacation hat choices. John talks about attending a bat mitzvah. They discuss the business of content creating, Amelia talks about the unusual things she's found while shopping at Target and they both talk about their favorite cocktails. Follow us on social: Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/chaosmagnets/], Facebook [https://www.facebook.com/chaosmagnets] Email us at: chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com [chaosmagnetspodcast@gmail.com] Theme song: “Chaotic Goods,” performed by Garrett Thompson About the Show: Hosted by Amelia and John, Chaos Magnets is a deeply unserious podcast where two former co-workers (who never actually worked together) check-in with each other because neither one can afford therapy. Each week they chat about pop culture, current events, workplace nonsense, and the chaotic building blocks that made them the somewhat maladjusted adults they are. Do you have trouble making friends as an adult? So do they. Drop into their conversation and see if you can follow the train of thought.

19 May 2026 - 1 h 32 min
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