Chris vs. The People

59: Chris vs. Zachariah Porter

Chris is joined by comedian Zachariah Porter and the stories are fully unhinged. From a fake Disney Channel casting call at age 11 to taking guitar lessons inside an active chicken coop, they trace the full gay awakening timeline (we’re talking NSYNC magazines, Nick Jonas medical dog tags, and a Shania Twain wall calendar). The two then take a hard left into vaping yourself into an ER scare, a mushroom trip that ended in a buffalo wing nightmare, and a Drew Barrymore Show segment with an unfriendly Vanessa Hudgens that went so wrong they had to add a laugh track in post. To round out the chaos, Chris shares his own mortifying TV debut hugging and picking up Emma Watson on the Anderson Cooper show. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-porter-162511065?pr=true [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-porter-162511065?pr=true] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

58: The Facebook Feud That Ruined My Family

Chris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down. Finally, a rendezvous from the retail world with a shredded coworker spirals into a surreal introduction to the “No Fap” world. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without mirror flexing and a swift, spectacular fizzle. Buckle up because you’ll be cringing, cackling, and wanting to text the group chat. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

57: Chris vs. Dillon Francis

Chris welcomes Dillon Francis for a chaotic, hilarious episode that somehow covers DJ life, sobriety, music-making, dating on the road, and one truly unhinged Grammys story. The two get into career highs, social media lows, making heartfelt songs and absolute nonsense bangers, plus the weird reality of life in entertainment. It's funny, surprisingly honest, and full of the kind of side stories that spiral in the best way. It’s one of those episodes where you come for the laughs and leave weirdly inspired. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens [http://upwork.com/klemens] to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-dillon-161254709?pr=true [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-dillon-161254709?pr=true] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s Stalker

Chris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on family fistfight at the gravesite. Grab a snack, clutch your pearls, and prepare to feel oddly grateful for your own family. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens [https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens]. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472 [https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472] Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])

55: Chris vs. Kelly Cutrone

This week on Chris vs. The People, PR/media maven and reality TV icon Kelly Cutrone sits down with Chris for a conversation that goes absolutely everywhere. From the ruthless business logic behind joining The Hills to ghost encounters in the Hudson Valley, cannabis focus groups, and a fiery defense of Tyra Banks, Kelly holds nothing back, including a direct shot at America’s Next Top Model host Jay Manuel. She breaks down what's really wrong with the new generation of fashion commentary, what it actually takes to survive this industry, and shares a rock bottom story that will surprise everyone. By the end, you'll understand why she's been the secret weapon for some of the biggest names in fashion and built the career she has. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens [https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens]  Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 [https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7] Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 [https://pod.link/1807678282] Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens [https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens]  Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople [https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople] • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople [https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople] Executive Producers:  • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris [http://youtube.com/chris]) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com [http://justinbretter.com]) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious [https://instagram.com/thegogolicious]) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety [http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety])