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We're back underground in the cloud dungeon, but this time we're opening the utility bill—and it's catastrophic. Global cloud spending hit $675-723 billion in 2025, with organizations wasting 27-32% on forgotten servers and misconfigured buckets. From $72k weekend test environment bills to $2.3M S3 bucket disasters and hackers silently mining Bitcoin on someone else's dime, we explore why your cloud castle costs more than a mansion and what you actually need to do about it. Timestamps: 00:00 - Cold open and dungeon recap 01:30 - The utility bill arrives 03:45 - Global cloud spending crisis 05:30 - The waste epidemic (27-32%) 07:15 - The $72k holiday surprise 09:45 - Catastrophic misconfigurations 12:30 - Silent attackers mining Bitcoin 15:00 - Closing thoughts This podcast episode was fully generated by AI — research, script, voices, and production. Built with Claude, Piper TTS, and automated pipeline tooling.
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