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The Little Girl Scout Leader: Part 2

THE LITTLE GIRL SCOUT LEADER: PART 2 HOT CHOCOLATE AND HOMEMADE COOKIES. Based on a post by MrJack [https://www.literotica.com/authors/MrJack/works], in 2 parts. Listen to the Podcast [https://archive.org/download/summer-2025_202506/TheLittleGirlcoutLeader2.mp3] at My First time [https://feeds.feedburner.com/my-first-time]. [https://archive.org/download/summer-2025_202506/TheLittleGirlscoutLeader2.jpg] The afternoon and early evening hours dragged on uneventfully. I had bathed (again), and put on a dark wool shirt and faded jeans. While the snow continued falling, I snacked on cookies and absentmindedly tried to watch part of a football game. Flipping off the TV, I tried surfing some porn, but the flavor of mint chocolate cookies drew my thoughts back to the taste of a luscious young Girl Scout Leader's lips and the feeling of a tight pussy enveloping my cock. I suppose I ate too many cookies, so my supper was just a hurried snack of thrown-together leftovers. About 6 o'clock, I cleaned up the kitchen and then went to the living room to stir up the embers in the fireplace. I threw a few logs in and soon had a cozy warm fire, heating and lighting the room. Curiosity led me to flip on the front porch light and take a look at the weather through the front door's ice-covered windowpane. Huge flakes of fluffy snow were falling like windswept feathers from the darkened sky. Several inches were already covering the ground. Suddenly, my peering eyes caught a glimpse of a hat and coat-covered figure trudging through the snow on a heading straight towards my door. The short stature of the struggling person made my heart leap with hopeful anticipation. If my instincts were right, my young Scout Leader lover was returning like a thief to the scene of an afternoon crime. When I cracked the door open, the snow-covered apparition rushed inside and headed straight for the warmth of the fire. Throwing a backpack in a chair, my visitor removed gloves and then snatched off a knitted woolen hat and a long scarf. A fly-away mop of curly brunette hair confirmed my suspicions that my Little Debbie had indeed returned to me. "Hi Jason," she breathlessly said. "Goodness gracious, I didn't realize it was so 'wintry' outside!" Although I was elated beyond belief, to have my teen love back in my home, I couldn't stop myself from admonishing her. "Damnit Debbie!" my unbidden words said. "I thought I told you to 'go away little girl' until we had time to think things out!" "Hold onto your horses, Mister," Debbie retorted. "I didn't come back to stir up trouble. I've brought your jacket back to you. I'll leave when I get warmed up. Okay?" Digging into her backpack, Debbie drew out my jacket and tossed it to me. Throwing the coat aside, I grabbed the girl and jerked her into my arms. "No young lady, it's not 'okay'!" I answered forcibly. "You're staying for a while! If I need to, I'll do what you said I would someday say. I'll 'beg you to stay'! Now, take off your coat and your wet shoes and socks, please." Stepping away from me, the obedient teenager shrugged her shoulders and then removed her coat. When my astonished eyes realized what this girl had on beneath her outerwear, I just about peed in my pants! Long gone was the tight-fitting Scout Leader uniform. In its place the young woman wore a pair of baggy 'bib' overalls. They weren t denim, like farmers often wear. This garment was handmade and pastel blue, made from a cotton knit fabric. Beneath the bibs she had on no shirt! She had on no bra! And, if I were to guess, I'd guess she had on no panties! Debbie stood flatfooted and then bent over at the waist. She began pulling off her snow-wet shoes and socks. Without the confinement and support of a bra, this girl-woman's breasts fell down and strained against the barely-concealable covering of her bib top. The twin thin straps crossing over her bare shoulders were the only mechanical supports keeping the busty boobs from escaping completely. For a young lady of such a slim and diminutive stature, her tits seemed to be enormously over-proportioned. I never was a fella who kept up with the technicalities of boob-cup size. I usually used a more objective measurement. I'd say Debbie's breasts were about the size and shape of a couple of Sunshine State grapefruits on an overdose of steroids. At the moment, those dangly mesmerizing melons were swinging to and fro in the firelight's glow. As they swayed, jutting nickel sized dark-pink nipples flashed out from their bib covering. Two-inch pale pink areolas framed the nubile nubs. "God damn it, Debbie!" I suddenly announced. "I thought you just said you didn't come here to 'stir up trouble'! Hell girl, a female with exposed tits like those is going to get plenty of 'trouble' coming her way!" Debbie smiled, grabbed her backpack, and took a seat on the floor near the fire. "Jason, my dear," she teasingly scolded. "Mister, I have on more clothes than you had on when you greeted me at the door earlier today! Hey Honey, guess what? Sit down because I have a surprise for you." Giving in to undeniable temptation, I sat on the plush rug, in the middle of the floor. Digging into her pack, Debbie removed a covered Tupperware container, a stainless steel thermos, and two mugs. "I suppose you've had supper?" the girl questioned rhetorically. "I bet you haven't had dessert. You know what? I've been thinking about you for hours, so I baked you some 'homemade' cookies and made you some 'homemade' hot chocolate. Want some?" At first, I didn't answer. My eyes were glued to the exposed expanse of uncovered female flesh. The bib straps did little to conceal a flawless naked back and a set of curvaceous shoulders. I moved my position on the floor so I could get the swollen erection bulging inside my pants straightened out. "Debbie, in truth, I haven't had dessert," I managed to say. "Now, aren't you the little domesticated lady? Making 'homemade' cookies and hot chocolate for my dessert?" Laying out her bounty, Debbie winked at me and mischievously teased, "Oh Jason, the milk and chocolate are just and 'appetizer'. Here is what I really brought for you to 'eat' for a dessert treat." Slim fingers flipped the bib straps loose from their buttons. The bib top fell into the girl's lap. This young woman's tantalizing pair of ponderous boobs burst out and swung as free, as a couple of over-ripe pendulum nectarines hanging heavy on a fruit tree. Just as my startled eyes were adjusting to the majesty of this sight, the wickedly wondrous woman-child stuck her hands into the sides of her overalls and slid them down over her butt, her legs, and her feet. Confirming my suspicions, she had on no panties. Blushing shyly, the nude teenager scooted across to me and plopped her young ass in my lap. "Jason, I guess I wasn't completely truthful about 'stirring up trouble'," Debbie whispered. "I suppose I'm hoping you'll 'make love' to me again; and if you did I wanted to be naked myself." I touched her two marvelous tits, but could say nothing. "Oh god, Jason, please don't think of me as a wickedly wanton 'hussy'!" Debbie hastily added. "But Mister, I love you;and if you wanted to 'take' me again, then I'd really like you to. Of course now, if you want me to 'go away' again; I will. Do you?" I suppose it was my own damn fault for awakening the sleeping passion in this sexy young woman. This conniving vixen had boxed me into an inescapable lust and love trap. She was using her feminine wiles in a seductive entrapment scheme. My voiced boomed, "Damn your sweet sexy young ass, girl! If you try to 'go away' now, I'll throw you on the floor and rape the hell out of you! Hell, I think I'll savagely attack you anyway! If you want me to 'eat' you for a treat, then 'eat' you, I will!" Soft, luscious lips became the first victims of my desire. I kissed my Scout Leader lover with lust-inspired love. I was so fanatically aroused, I tongue-fucked her mouth with my stiffened saliva-coated tongue. Somewhere in the back of my kiss-hungry mind, I realized that Debbie was tongue-fucking my mouth, too. Debbie's fingers were tugging at the buttons of my shirt. Before I knew it, the shirt was off and lying atop her bib overalls. My pants, underwear, shoes, and socks joined the heaping pile of clothing. I'd made the mistake of getting my cock before the 'fucking-horse' earlier this day. I was determined not to repeat the error of my ways. Before I did any fornicating this night, I was going to do a lot of looking at tender young female flesh and I was going to have a feast of eating. Pushing Debbie down flat on the floor in front of the fireplace, I gazed in awe at the splendid beauty of her unblemished teenaged body. Her big-glorious tits had flattened out a bit. Her abdomen was a smooth expanse of slim, flawless flesh. Short, slender legs stretched out seductively. And there, right between the 'V' of my love's legs was a sparse bush of thin pubic hair, only slightly concealing a swollen mound of erotically exciting female pussy. Without waiting a second longer, I bent over, spread the girl's legs wide, and plunged my mouth into the tender young pussy staring me in the face. I viciously kissed the soft skin of her bush-covered pussy mound. I kissed and licked every delectable inch of feminine flesh from her thighs to her pussy lips. I spread the swollen pussy lips and captured the girl's clitoral jewel between my lips. I licked and sucked the rigid 'girlie-girl' treasure. Debbie's teen clit stiffened in an effort to accept my ferocious oral assault. My tongue flicked and licked feverously. I explored the young cunt with the spit-wet slippery wetness of my tongue and mouth. Sexually stimulated, pussy-hungry, and horny beyond belief, I cupped my tongue to stiffen it and plunged it into the hot-pink opening to Debbie's vaginal hole. This dame had reached the full age of puberty so her young female body produced an abundance of feminine moisture. I licked and lapped all the wetness I could get. Debbie was whimpering wantonly, and sighing contently. I ate my young lover's cunt with the appetite of a pussy-starved man. Sweet, warm, wet vaginal flesh was mine to consume, with all the wicked debauchery of a man gleefully possessed by bedeviling lust. With this same unfettered lust, I assaulted Debbie's womanly tits. These delectable orbs and their nipple-topped pink buds fell victim to my untamed oral mauling. The skin of my face had been clean-shaven a few hours ago, but enough stubble had now grown out to scratch and scrape the tender titty flesh. With the same reasoning as a dog would pee on a tree, I deliberately marked the unblemished breast skin as a sign of territorial acquisition and ownership. Stopping to gaze at Debbie's stubble-scratched tits, I couldn't help but imagine the quantity of baby-nourishing milk these wondrous mammary jugs could hold. If she were to become a mother of my baby, then I knew the child would be well-fed. Abruptly, I ended this violent oral onslaught on my lover's body. After pressing my lips to Debbie's mouth; in a deep, love-obsessed kiss, I bodily scooped her up from the rug with my muscular arms and carried her featherweight body to my bed. This 'barely legal' young woman had giving her willing consent to being fucked again. So curse my wicked soul to hell, that's what I would do to her! I pitched her pretty, silky-smooth, female body into the center of my bed. I climbed into the bed above my lover, spread her legs, and positioned my cock at the entrance to her dripping wet feminine glory hole. With the breeding urges of a domineering 'stallion', I mounted my in-heat 'filly' with all the uncontrollable, animalistic desires of a wild, feral animal mating. There was nothing romantic about this carnal coupling. With the insemination instincts of a wild creature, I fucked Debbie. Nothing romantic about this coupling? Well hell, I realized with this mating, that I truly loved this young woman, and she genuinely loved me! Our 'bareback' sex seemed to be emphasizing the depth of loving commitment we were willing to take. Throwing caution to the wind, we seemed to be subconsciously saying, "If 'we' get pregnant, then so be it!" Putting thoughts of pregnancy aside, my cock parted my woman's pubic bush and sank deep into her bottomless, sweltering hot vaginal cavity. Debbie's pussy accepted the welcomed intruder and urged it to do its duty with all deliberate haste. Debbie felt my elongated, swollen shaft pounding into her pussy, with jackhammer strokes which penetrated deep into her innermost feminine sanctuary. After only a little while, she felt the beginnings of orgasmic fire being conceived. Just as she'd hoped, the flames gave birth to the wildest, most intense orgasms she'd ever had. She gloried in the ecstatic, euphoric majesty of it. My body too, was reveling in the delightful exhilaration of powerful, cock-quaking orgasms. My masculine loins quivered, shuddered, and shook. My pulsating phallic rod began spewing forth torrents of slippery, milky-white seminal cream. I grunted and groaned with the guttural sounds of a man overwhelmed by orgasmic forces; stealing away his mind, body, and soul. My steaming seminal cream was filling Debbie's pussy and triggering the birth of another round of enormous orgasms. Multiple orgasmic events followed in the wake of those before. This young woman's body sprayed her forbidden lover's loins with all the feminine cum she had in her body. Time lost its meaning as my cock and Debbie's pussy joined together in a race for orgasmic rapture. The end didn't come quickly. Time slowed to a crawl as a man and a woman's joyful bliss continued for an eternity and then gradually subsided. The two of us lay in each others arms and basked in the warming comfort of sexual afterglow. Debbie cuddled tightly against me and softly whispered, "Jason, I'm a cummy, slimy mess and my pussy is so sore I'm not sure if I can walk. But, can we take a hot bath and then do this again before I have to go home?" After kissing my young Scout Leader lover, I lifted her into my arms. I made a detour on the way to the bathroom. Back in the living room, Debbie scooped up the homemade cookies and hot chocolate. HOT BATH AND BEDTIME COOKIES. Debbie and I had a long, leisurely bath in my Jacuzzi tub. We kissed, we fondled, we tickled, and we teased. My delightful Scout Leader, college girl lover became infatuated with my recovering erection. As we got out to towel each other dry, Debbie said; "Jason; I'm not sure how to do it, but will you let me 'eat' your cock like you ate my pussy? Can we finish our cookies in bed? She tilted her head down and gave me her best puppy dog eyes; Mister, you wouldn't kick me out of your bed if I were to spill some cookie crumbs, would you?" Without answering, I snapped my towel and towel-whipped Debbie's shapely, pretty little ass, all the way from the bathroom to my bed. The giggling girl laughed merrily, jumped under the covers, and waited with excited anticipation. As I stood by the bed, Debbie's female form emerged from under the covers. Without warning, she reached out with her small, feminine hands, grabbed my cock and began to play with a skill born of instinct. This petite-figured young woman's short fingers couldn't quite completely encircle my swollen shaft, yet she played and fondled energetically. Not one inch of my blood-engorged meat went untouched. My balls were squeezed, juggled, and bounced. Fidgeting fingers ran through my pubic hairs combing, pulling, and tugging. Debbie's voice heatedly declared, "Oh god!  Mister, your cock's more wonderful to play with than I imagined it would be! Jason, I'm going to kiss and suck it now." And that's just what she did. Debbie began kissing my meaty, hard shaft. Her warm, wet lips and tongue kissed and licked with a frenzy of cock-hungry desire. The girl's lips were moving so frenziedly that the head of my cock 'accidentally' slipped into her mouth. She licked and sucked the mouthful of meat with an inexperienced zest. I immediately knew this was Debbie's first cock-sucking rodeo. She was tentatively sucking with a novice's skill. Female intuition guided her actions. She made her mouth release a flood of saliva which lubricated the rigid rod she was sucking on. Before I knew it, her head was bobbing up and down on my spit-lubricated shaft. My wet cock was disappearing deeper and deeper into the girl's tight, young mouth. The sensual sensations overwhelming me, felt unbelievably good! Debbie's mouth, lips, and tongue were dripping wet with cocksucking enjoyment. My swollen manhood was imbedded deep into the girl's cock-hungry oral cavity, and she was refusing to let go of it. This young lady had an unusually long, serpentine-like tongue which flicked and licked with venomous fire. This wicked, viperous tongue-snake coiled around the man-meat it was so intent upon devouring. My fingers dug viciously into Debbie's curly hair and attempted to pull her head away from my dangerously imperiled manhood. My cock-crazed young lover had sucked my shaft deep into her throat and was now chewing my meat with biting, razor-sharp teeth. Paying no attention to the hair-pulling pain, Debbie ravenously ate the meat in her mouth. Looking down, I saw the fingers of one of her hands buried inside her drippy wet pussy. The girl was fingering herself to orgasm using my cock as a stimulus. In defense of my teeth-scared cock-shaft, I slapped the cock-frantic girl's face with a stinging blow to one cheek. When the over-enthusiastic female sex fiend, finally let go of my inflamed rigid rod, I threw her back on the bed and jumped astride her. I curtly said, "Damnit lady, if you want an orgasm, I'll give it to you, 'man style!" I didn't believe my masculine body had a single drop of testicle fluid left in it, but as soon as my suck-stimulated erection entered Debbie's sweltering hot pussy oven, I started cumming. Whatever seminal cream my body had left; was now euphorically deposited, inside my sweet love's vaginal vault. Debbie's tight pussy welcomed its pulsating penile partner to come in and make itself at home. Slippery feminine cum began bathing the penetrating cock as soon as it entered. Female orgasms once more made her young woman's body glory in the elation; and thrill of lust and love. This being our third sexual coupling since early afternoon, our mutual orgasms weren't as strong or long-lasting as previous ones. Nevertheless, we joyfully celebrated our newfound bond of awakened love. There, atop cum-soaked sheets, we two exhausted lovers fell asleep in each others arms. POPCORN DELIGHT A blast of window-rattling wind awakened us. A quick look at the clock told me it was late. It was too damn late for a 'barely legal' teen to be out cavorting with the horny older bachelor who lived down the street! "Oh shit, Debbie!" I worriedly said. "Good god girl, we'd better get your sweet ass home before your mother comes looking for me!" As I reached for my pants, the telephone beside the bed started ringing. Apprehensively, I reached out, punched the speakerphone button, and answered, "Hello." "Jason, have you been watching the weather?" and unfamiliar voice said. "Over a foot of snow has fallen since my daughter headed over to your house with her cookies and hot chocolate! The wind is howling and the temperature is well below freezing." Oh sweet lord, it was Lucy Darling; Debbie's mother calling! How in the hell did she know where to call! As if reading my mind, the woman on the phone said, "Jason, I caught Debbie in her virgin blood and cum-soaked Scout Leader uniform, earlier today. She confessed her 'sins' to me." I felt a pang of shivering fear in spite of the fact that Debbie was 'of legal age'. Subconsciously, I heard police sirens coming to carry my jailbait-screwing ass off, to be incarcerated. My asshole contracted with the thoughts of 'big bubba' making me his prison cell slave. "Listen here, Jason," the phone voice said. "I don't want you to let my girl come out in this dangerous storm. Just keep her there with you tonight, and try to get her home sometime tomorrow." My confused mind was attempting to adjust to the words spoken by the mother of my young lover. Yet, before I had time to think, she spoke again, "You're a nice man, Jason, so I'm not going to put up much of a fuss about you fucking my daughter. I suppose she's 'big enough', so she's 'old enough', for sex with a man. But Mister, you'd better know one thing about these sleepover get-togethers. If you 'do the crime' of getting her pregnant; then you'd better be prepared to 'do the time' as a husband and father!" Abruptly, the speakerphone went silent. Shaking my head with stunned amazement, I looked at the smiling face of my young woman lover. Staring back up at the ceiling. I couldn t move; I couldn t speak. Jason? Debbie broke the silence. I should tell you that I went home mom and I did talk. But what she didn t say was that I gave her a chewing out, too. Then I gave her an update on our new love. She apologized for not providing guidance to me. Jason, don't you think my mom has some mixed-up liberal and conservative ideas about sex?" she asked. "I surely don't mind though, do you? She s been in denial about my growing up, and tried every way she could, to forestall the progression. I hugged her and forgave her; then I shared how my prince charming was revealed this morning; he-he; literally! I finally rolled to face my little vixen. She was happy; no; she was giddy! Jason, she asked me lots of questions, but I only told her a simple overview. Our intimacy is not for others to ask details of. This debutant showed wisdom beyond her years. I just listened while I brought her into my arm for a cuddle. My other hand began fondling her two luscious tits. Debbie continued; I told her of my desires and dreams. How I ve had fantasies about you since I was in 8th grade. How I only wanted to make your life more wonderful. Debbie sat up and moved down next to my feet. She slid her feet up on my chest while she started giving me a gentle post-coital foot massage. What else did your mother say? I inquired while I propped up a pillow against the headboard and sat up. I was determined to give her a great foot massage. Oh, I asked her lots of questions about intimate acts. She told me stuff that she and my dad enjoyed, before he died. She also admitted that she and Mr. Rausch are intimately involved. You know him? The widower at the end of the block? She didn t want to marry him because I might have a hard time with that adjustment. Oh, Jason, your foot massage is better than sex, right now. Mainly because you ve made my cunt and nipples so raw. Now I was massaging her calves. I had her swooning. Debbie continued; I told her to marry him before she loses her chance. Mr. Rausch is a very good man, and even though he s 14 years older, they are truly compatible and in love. Don t you agree, Jason, dear? I did agree. Debbie s mother is a young-looking 40-something Milf, and Mr. Rausch will make a lot of his golfing buddies jealous, having such a trophy wife. Hey, have you got some popcorn we can pop in the fireplace? I'd like a snack before we settle down to sleep. It's only ten o'clock." "Oh, and one more thing," she added. "If you're planning on sticking that cock of yours into my pussy again tonight, as I hope you are; then you'd better plan on carrying me home tomorrow. As I told you, I'm already so sore I can hardly walk. Now, I'm going to find that popcorn in the kitchen." Debbie climbed over me to head slowly, gently. Teasingly, she allowed her pubic hairs to brush against mine. At the sight of her sweet nude ass, my sleeping cock awakened and began swelling to an excited erection. The sleep we'd had, was just enough rest for my manhood to build up its pussy-penetrating horniness. Without putting on my clothes, I detained the naked cockteaser. I tumbled off the foot of the bed and sat on the rug with my back leaned into the mattress, centered between her two dangling legs. I grabbed both ankles and tugged her down, off the mattress and onto my shoulders. With ease I arose, and my naked little goddess, my sacrificed virgin on my back. We ducked under the doorway and strolled all the way to the kitchen. The popcorn is stored high on the top cupboard shelf I told her. And grab the cheesy-flavored salt while you re at it. My back had a trail of body juices running down to my ass. Debbie was using one hand to press my forehead into her navel, to keep stable. Her ankles were hooked behind my shoulder blades. All the while, her other hand was passing down the supplies to me. I m not sure Debbie was even aware that her pelvis was rocking; now twerking, on the low vertebrae at the base of my neck. Her clit had found a hard nub to rub against. My gawd! This was a horny, deeply sensual woman, trapped in a youthful; although shapely, teen body. While Debbie had rummaged around and found the popcorn; her plans for popping were delayed when I lifted her petite young body and laid it on the kitchen table. I saw the tub of butter, still sealed on the counter, from supper. After dipping my cockshaft deep into the greasy tub of buttery lubrication, I plunged the grease-slippery erection into my woman's cock-sore pussy. The slick, buttery lubricant worked magnificently well. I heard no complaints of painful soreness, as I plunged my manhood into Debbie's cock-stretched maidenhood. She didn't even cry as my hands played with the swollen mounds of her suck-sore nipples and bountiful tits. An old tick-ticking mantle clock's ticks, kept pace with the rhythm of a cock and a pussy enthusiastically conjoining as one, in the time-stopping joy of orgasmic pleasure. Despite the slippery assistance of the thick, buttery lubricant, frictional fires were ignited and burned passionately. This turned out to be just a speedy kitchen 'quickie', with lots of hurried, delightful thrills. Debbie and I knew we had all night, for another long, slow session of 'lovemaking'. Now we noticed just how chilly the house had become. My todger began to impersonate an introverted turtle, seeking the refuge of receding inward. Debbie s nipples, on the other hand, had a glorious bold definition and towered outward, begging to be warmed by my hairy chest. I helped her down from the big oak table. Then she collected the necessary items while I brought the fireplace back to life. Soon it was roaring and filling the home with radiant heat. When I returned from the linen closet with a thick flannel sleeping bag; she was sliding the plush rug closer to the fire. I sat cross-leg and she nestled down on my lap. I unzipped the old sleeping bag and draped it over my shoulders. It contained the heat and I watched as my convenient thermometer; her rock-hard nipples, slowly soften, telling me her chills were abated. My lover and I eventually had our popped-corn snack. We basked in the glow of firelight and felt no shame in our shared nudity. Later, we fell asleep well-fed with cookies, hot chocolate, and popcorn. The fierce snowstorm awakened us about halfway into the night. A feeling of 'honeymoon' lust was again aroused in both of us. As the storm raged outside, we made impassioned love. With a two-foot snowfall covering the ground, I carried my Scout Leader lover home, about noon the next day. Many of the neighbors were out shoveling. Kids were towing sleds down to the park. Everyone stopped as Debbie and I ventured through the deep snow. She was high aloft, again riding my shoulders, with a proud smile, which could only be rivaled by my own proud grin. I suppose she had good reason for her pussy to be plenty sore, but I heard not one feminine complaint. I knew there might be a strong possibility I had implanted an impregnation seed into my 'barely legal' lover's womb. Oh well, I suppose I could 'do the time' as a husband and father; because I sure was enjoying 'doing the crime' of loving and lusting! The good ones go early , I recall a college buddy saying, when asked why he was marrying the younger girl from his neighborhood. The problem with only pursuing women of my mid-thirties age, was that a progressively higher percent of the remaining females had issues. Sometimes neurotic issues. Perhaps even abusive issues? No, I was not the one making the big risk; Debbie was. But she saw me as a man I only hoped to become. In her favor, I now had more motivation than ever, to pursue the goal of meeting her expectations. Approaching The Darling home, I was greeted by her neighbor; Carl Rausch, as he shoveled the walk and steps. Lucy was just coming outside with a mug of hot cider, to refresh him. Jason and Debbie, it s wonderful to see you two this morning. Please do come in and visit. Lucy said with an expression on her face that inferred a demand, more than a request. And thank you, Jason, for keeping my daughter safe and warm. It s fortunate that you were there for her. Our home furnace had issues and Carl came over at 10:30 last night to fix it. The sweet man then built a fire and we were never so warm. Right, Carl? So both of the Darling women had intimate company, last night? Slipping our boots off in the entry, we proceeded to the livingroom, where two sofas were situated facing each other, with a coffee table between. I sat with Debbie. I was very nervous. Debbie is all that Lucy has of her marriage, being a widow. But Lucy took her seat next to Carl, with her head leaned on his cozy chest, and her hand softly placed upon his. She had the most contented smile, then she said; We have an announcement to share with you two. My life took on greater purpose, during that storm. A purpose that excited every fiber of my being. Besides, if I recall correctly, a young Scout Leader had recently told me that the Girl Scout's recruitment objective this year was to get people to 'commit to a girl'. With Debbie as the 'girl', I think I'd finally have no problems with 'commitment'.  Based on a post by MrJack [https://www.literotica.com/authors/MrJack/works], in 2 parts, for Literotica.

The Little Girl Scout Leader: Part 1

THE LITTLE GIRL SCOUT LEADER: PART 1 COOKIES & SWEET TREATS ARE GIVEN TO A 'SPECIAL MAN'. Based on a post by MrJack [https://www.literotica.com/authors/MrJack/works], in 2 parts. Listen to the Podcast [https://archive.org/download/summer-2025_202506/TheLittleGirlcoutLeader1.mp3] at My First time [https://feeds.feedburner.com/my-first-time]. [https://archive.org/download/summer-2025_202506/TheLittleGirlscoutLeader1.jpg] Stepping from the shower, on this blustery cold November Saturday morning; I caught a reflection of my masculine nude body in the full-length mirror on the back of my bathroom door. I'd always wished I was taller than my 5 foot 10 inches, but I had no other regrets about the muscular build of my toned 36-year-old body. Unconsciously, my eyes lingered for a minute on the stiffened erection between my legs. It was another morning-wood day. The wind began howling in the past half hour, signaling a cold front. I thought the chilly house air would administer the less fun therapy for my stiffy, but even after stoking the fireplace coals and throwing three fresh logs on the embers, didn t fully shrink my swelling shaft. During my warm bath, my manhood had been swelling and getting harder. Now, as a confirmed bachelor, I had no 'serious' lady in my life. I enjoyed playing-the-field too much to even dream of settling down. The only problem with living without a permanent lady in my life was the fact that I couldn't get a piece of pussy any time I wanted. And, at this moment, I needed a sweet wet vagina in which to dip my pulsating erection. Hell, I guess I was going to have to settle for beating my meat! Before I had a chance to begin this self-relieving task, I heard the insistent ring of my front doorbell. Damnit, somebody was interrupting my plans for a little orgasmic release! Aggravated, I threw a bath towel around my waist, tucked it in below my bellybutton, and headed for the front door. If whoever it was ringing the bell minded being met by a half-naked man; then tough-shit to them! They ought to have better manners than to disturb a man with a throbbing hard-on. When I jerked open the door, I was met by a blustery blast of cold, late-fall wind. A whirlwind whisk of a figure, a young woman dressed in a Girl Scout Leader uniform, rushed inside and shut the door behind her. The shivering, coatless sprite took a few steps into the livingroom and held her hands out to the heat of my crackling fireplace. "Oh Mr. Spencer, this fire feels so good," she said. "I didn't realize the weather would turn so cold so quickly. Why, it was actually 'warm' this morning! I had no words. I'm Debbie Darling from down the street. I'm out taking orders for Girl Scout cookies. She finally took note of my incredulity and then asked; You know me, don't you, Sir?" Before I could respond, the young lady added, "Scout Leaders don't usually go door-to-door selling cookies. That's for the Girl Scouts themselves to do. But, I'm helping my troop out because a virus hit the schools and several of them are sick with a cold. I was a scout myself for years, and now I've just become a volunteer leader for a Brownie troop. Our recruitment slogan for girls and leaders this fall is 'commit to a girl'. Sir, can you commit to our girls and their organization? Do you want to get any of my cookies?" Commit to a girl? why I had no intention of doing any such thing! As for her cookies, goddamn my horny wicked soul to Hell, but my sex-stimulated mind took what the young woman said, and turned it into a 'dirty' thought. Yeah, some sweet, warm female 'cookies' would taste mighty good right now! Before I answered, my eyes made a quick visual inspection of my unexpected visitor. An official uniform scarf with a membership pin adorned her slim neck. A navy blue skirt and blouse in the style of business attire graced her body and seemed to fit the lady like a 'too-tight' glove. It must have been a 'last-years' outfit because the young female form was outgrowing it now. Feminine shapes and bulges stretched the fabric in several strategic places. The lady was short, perhaps a whole foot shorter than me. Slim legs peeked out below a blue hem and ran down to knee socks and patent leather shoes. If I was a betting man, I'd bet she didn't weigh over 100 pounds, a good portion of which was in her ass and tits. Her brunette hair was a mop of curly locks, which were so short they barely even touched her shoulders. With my stimulated erection straining my towel, I finally found my voice and answered, "Yes Debbie, I know you. I've seen you around the neighborhood. I think I've bought some cookies from you in the past years." Standing there half-naked and horny as hell, mischievous thoughts entered my mind and I decided to tease the young seductress arousing me, "But, little lady I remember you as a childlike girl. Just when in the hell did your body start 'filling out' so much? What are you, about 15, 16 or so now?" "No, I'm not 15 and I'm not 16!" the girl testily responded. Glancing at the watch on her tiny wrist, she continued, "I'm 18 and I've been 18 for two hours and five minutes! And, for your information Sir, I'm not a 'little girl'! I'm a freshman in college. As to your other question, it seems like my body just up and decided to 'pop out' all over the place this past year. I don't know why it took so effing long to do it. But Sir, I didn't come here to talk about me. I came to sell cookies. Do you want to place an order?" My mind wandered away in an effort to digest her information. "18 for two hours and five minutes" is what she said. Why, she has reached the legal 'age of consent' for any kind of sexual shenanigans a man might wish to engage in with her! My pretty little sexy neighborhood cookie-seller would fit nicely into the hallowed category of 'barely legal', yet 'legal enough'! Hell, I silently thought with my hard-on straining the bath towel around my waist. A lot of damn good this information would do me. Barely legal or not, that teenaged woman would have no interest or attraction for a man of my advanced age. I'd bet she had a teenage boyfriend. What was it the hippies use to say? Oh yeah, it was, "Never trust anyone over 30!" Shaking my head in an effort to rid it of horny seduction thoughts, I answered the fascinating young lady, "Yes little Debbie, I'd like some cookies. Could I get about ten dollar s worth? Girl, I'm horn, hungry as hell and I hate waiting for special treats. Would you have any cookies I could eat right now?" "Oh yes, Sir," Debbie eagerly said. "I've got some sample boxes in my backpack. I can let you have ten dollar s worth of chocolate mint cookies." While the girl rummaged in her pack, I stepped back into the bathroom and picked up my wallet. I gave a quick thought to slipping on my pants, but immediately discarded it. I had plans for a masturbating party real soon; with thoughts of a sexy young Scout Leader occupying my mind. Back in the living room, I noticed the boxes of cookies laid out on the coffee table. I dug a ten dollar bill from my wallet and handed it to the uniformed cookie salesgirl. "Oh, I forgot to tell you about the tax," the girl apologetically said. "Growing up, my Scout Leaders told me to always remember the tax. It's sixty cents more. Is that okay?" Smiling, I answered, "Sure little Debbie, that's fine. But, do you have change for a dollar bill. I don't have any coins in my wallet and I don't have any pockets in my towel." "I've noticed that," the girl unintentionally blurted out. A crimson red blush immediately colored her face and her hands rushed to cover it. Demurely, she added, "Oh, I didn't mean I was looking at your towel! Of course towels don't have pockets! Tight-fitting towels like yours barely have enough room to cover a man's big, uh!" The girl's face color reddened to a deeper shade of bashful blush. Turning away, she nervously dug into her purse and extracted some coins. She turned back and reached her trembling coin-filled hand towards me. As I reached out to accept the change, Debbie's unsteady fingers opened too soon and dropped the handful of coins onto the hardwood floor. The jingly-jangly coinage bounced and rolled all over the place. Dropping to the floor, Debbie chased after coins. Her sexy young body made for such a delightful sight to watch; that I too, dropped down and began gathering the wayward change. After capturing the last fugitive coin, the two of us stood back up. I soon discovered that my coin-chasing adventures had created a problem. My towel had loosened to the point that when I stood up straight the terrycloth garment had stayed on the floor. My upper body and my legs were now not the only parts of my body displayed in all its exposed erect glory. My thick, turgid cock was standing at naked attention! "Oh my good god!" Debbie unexpectedly exclaimed. "Mr. Spencer, I now see why your towel was stretched out to the bursting point! Oh my goodness gracious, you had better cover that thing back up!" I had never blushed in my life, and I was determined to not do so now. But, I admitted to myself that I was a little embarrassed to have accidentally exposed my pulsating erection to an unsuspecting young woman. Bending over, I snatched up the towel and rearranged it around my waist. "Debbie, girl I'm sorry!" I repentantly proclaimed. "Damn Miss Debbie, I didn't mean for this to happen and I'm sorry if I've embarrassed you!" "Well, I'm not exactly 'embarrassed', I don't think," Debbie said warily. "It just happened so suddenly I was unprepared to see your, your 'man-thing'. Mr. Spencer, what do you men prefer to call your 'man-things'? I've heard all the slang words, but since I've never talked to a man or boy about it, I'm pretty much uninformed about things like that. I've never even had the 'sex talk' with my mother. I guess for an 18-year-old woman, I'm pretty ignorant in the ways of men." A puzzling look covered my face, but I went ahead and answered the question she asked; "Miss Debbie, I prefer the word 'cock' as a name for the dangly appendage between my legs. A 'cock' gets elongated and hard when it's near a sexy lady. My cock is steely-hard right now because I'm so close to you. A girl of your age should know this. Debbie, surely a teenager as seductively sexy as you are, is not a virgin!" "I most certainly am!" Debbie proudly announced. "I'm not about to let one of those 'grabby-handed' boys get their hands in my panties! Mom says I'm a 'good girl' and I intend to stay 'good' until I fall in love with a 'special' guy, and get married." I forced a smile, and then said something I didn't really mean, "Good for you Debbie. You ought to stay virginal and innocent until the 'right man' comes along. Listen girl, why don't you call me by my first name? Friends and adult Girl Scout Leaders can call me 'Jason'." "Okay, I will," Debbie eagerly replied. "For some reason, I feel comfortable around you, Jason. Thanks for buying my cookies. I'd better go before the weather gets any colder." Debbie turned for the door and took two steps away from my comforting fire. "Wait!" I shouted. "Girl, it's as cold as a witch's tit out there, so let me give you a coat to wear home. I think I have an old university jacket in the hallway closet." Debbie followed me into the hallway. I scrounged around searching for the jacket. Reaching up into the far, left corner shelf, I found the coat and pulled it out. Turning back, I handed it to the girl. Debbie was giggling and pointing at a place below my waist. The stretching and tugging had once more loosened my towel and left it lying at my feet. My erection was again exposed. My rigid manhood was pointing straight as a compass at the girl's smiling face. Now it was even slightly pulsing upward as my heart beat. TOWEL AND PANTY RACK. "Hey Jason, I think you're fighting a losing battle with that bath towel," Debbie said in a giggly voice. "For all the good it's doing you, why you might as well just leave it off! I've already seen your um, your 'cock' so you have no reason to hide it from me. Mister, I wouldn't bite you, even if I knew how." Grabbing up the towel from the floor, I followed the girl back down the hall to the warm living room. Following her suggestion, I didn't wrap the cock-covering back around me. Watching her swaying young ass, I think my cock swelled to an even bigger size in length and girth. It was bobbing upward at an even faster pulse. "Let me help you get the coat on, Debbie," I said. Instead of throwing the towel on the couch, I flipped it into a rolled up shape and hung it between my lower abdomen and my swollen erection. Several inches of my cock-shaft stuck out through the cloth. Mischievous devilment came over me and I teasingly said, "Hey girl, what do you think about my 'towel rack'? I reckon a cock is a pretty useful thing for a man to have." Debbie sure was a giggly young woman. She giggled merrily now, and answered, "Well Jason, I think you have the nicest 'towel rack' I've ever seen. You're right; it does seem to serve a 'useful' purpose. You're also right about it being 'pretty'. Why, I've never seen anything so nicely-shaped and beautiful, in my life!" Blushing from her awkward boldness, Debbie started putting the jacket on. Reaching out, I grabbed the zipper and slowly pulled it up. The tips of my fingers brushed against her swelling bosom. For a girl with her slim, diminutive stature, Debbie's chest seemed to be well-endowed with mounded female shapes. Firm feminine forms stretched the bodice of her Scout Leader blouse. My fingers lingered and played a little longer than they should have. "Debbie," I impulsively said. "Speaking of 'racks'; why young lady, you don't seem to be doing too shabbily in that area yourself! You really fill out your uniform nicely! Woman, if your plump tits swell any bigger, you'll pop a couple of buttons and put some guy's eyes out." Blushing and giggling again, Debbie shyly said, "Thank you, Jason. I think that's the sweetest thing any man has ever said to me. My nipples are getting all 'tingly' and hard. Oh god, I didn't mean to say that out loud! Now, you'll think I'm a 'bad' girl." "Like hell, I will!" I exclaimed. "I don't think any such thing! Having your nipples get tingly and hard, is just a natural bodily function; if a young woman is 'sexually' aroused. I feel kind of proud of myself, that I can provoke such a response to my touch in you. Young lady, you're making my cock hard, horny, and tingly, too! This doesn't make either one of us 'bad'." Unexpectedly, Debbie stood on her tiptoes and kissed my cheek. Her slim hands lay against my nude chest. "Jason," she whispered. "Thank you for making me feel so relaxed and comfortable in the presence of a naked man. I think I can tell you a secret. In a way, I kinda wish I was just a little bit 'bad'. If I was, I'd, I'd;" Instead of saying more, Debbie allowed her fingers to slowly feel their way down my chest and belly. Her fingertips lightly brushed the warm skin of my stiffened manhood. To her own amazement and mine, she pulled my towel off its erect cock-rack, put it to her face, and breathed in the masculine scent imbedded within. Suddenly, the 'always prepared' Girl Scout Leader found herself in a situation she was 'not' prepared for. Pulling away, Debbie stuffed the male-scented towel into her cookie-filled backpack. With her back towards me, the innocent girl-woman did something incredibly impulsive. She reached her hands under her uniform skirt and slipped her panties down over her legs, her knee socks, and her shoe-covered feet. Turning back to face me, the impetuous teenager twisted her slightly-damp panties into a roll and hung them over the elongated rod which had been holding my towel. Throwing her hands around my neck, Debbie once more stood tiptoed and kissed my cheek. She whispered anxiously, "Jason, forgive me, but I'm taking your smell with me, so I'm leaving mine with you. I think your cock makes a fine 'panty-rack', too!" A KISS BUT NOT GOOD BYE , YET. Before I could recover my astonished wits, Debbie's voice sternly instructed, "Jason, please don't say anything. Just kiss me the way a man kisses a woman; and then let me run away from the temptation I feel for you!" Stooping slightly, I ran my hands under the young woman's uniform hem. I grabbed two hands full of firm panty-less Scout Leader ass and lifted a featherweight feminine body up enough for our kiss-hungry mouths to collide. I felt the sweet surrender of Debbie's female passion, run from my head to my toes. Debbie's lips and mine relinquished all self-disciplined restraint. Moist tongues licked slippery mouths, dueled and teased with awakening love, and mouth-fucked in a confirmation of undeniable lust. Despite this young woman's plea for me to say nothing, I stopped kissing and whispered in her ear, "Happy 18th birthday, Debbie. Sweet lady, I wish I had a present to give you." Inspired by passion, Debbie's sock-covered legs encircled my thighs. As I pulled her closer, her dress hiked higher and I felt wetness touching my cock-shaft. Drippy feminine moisture was leaking from the naked pussy pressed against my erection. This young lady's body was so lightweight, I could have stood there holding her in my arms all day. Instinct propelled me to lift her into a position where her pussy was situated directly above my swollen manhood. Sticky wet inner pussy lips kissed my cockhead. A river of vaginal fluid washed over my cockshaft and bathed it in hot, slippery penile lubrication. Mother Nature's call was demanding a carnal conjoining of a cunt and a cock. My rationalizing mind was silently screaming, "Don't do it! Don't fuck this 'barely legal' girl! Wait, wait at least until she gains a bit more maturity. Oh god, this virginal young lady doesn't even know what is happening!" Debbie must have known more than I was giving her credit for. She allowed her body to slip down until her warm inner pussy lips were wrapped around the head of my cock. Hesitantly, she allowed her virginal hymen to be touched and stretched by the swollen cock intruder. By raising and lowering her body no more than an inch at a time, Debbie was able to test the strength of her protective virginal membrane without breaking it. Pussy muscles squeezed and contracted around the cockhead in an age-old mating welcome. Didn't this naive girl-child-woman know she was playing with fire? Didn't she know she was getting perilously close to getting her sweet ass burned and her innocence incinerated? Heated, pulsating blood raced though pussy veins and cock veins alike. Male and female cum-juices were bubbling and boiling. "Oh god, Debbie!" I huskily moaned. "Damnit girl, if we don't stop now, we might not be able to later! Didn't you say you were saving yourself for a 'special' man?" "I did say that," Debbie replied. "And, Mister, that's just what I've done! Oh Jason, hold me tight and don't let go, even if I scream!" Without warning, Debbie raised herself up almost to the point of loosing contact, with the cock-shaft touching her body so intimately. Quickly, she lowered herself back down and impaled her entire vaginal cavity onto my stiffened, swollen erection. True to her premonition, Debbie did scream. Her hymen was split asunder, and her piercing wail echoed off the walls. Keeping my promise, I held the girl tightly. It was too damn late to stop anything now! With hot virgin blood now aiding in lubrication, I held onto Debbie's firm ass and bounced her young body up and down like one of those rubber tether-balls attached to a paddle. In this case, Debbie's pussy was the ball and my cock was the paddle. I repeatedly bounced and paddled the sweet young pussy up and down upon my deep-penetrating cock-shaft. Hot-blooded testicle cream was begging to be released from its ball-sack confinement. I knew I would start cumming soon. In this race for cum-shooting release, Debbie beat me to the finish line. The young feminine body; which had never felt the touch of a man's cock; was now spraying the erect man-shaft with a blistering mist of female cum. Despite the thickness of her jacket, I could feel Debbie's heartbeat pounding against my naked chest. I could feel her pussy's racing pulse beating all along my erection's elongated length. Whimpering cries stole the girl's breath away. Breathtaking orgasms overpowered all her other senses and she moaned with overwhelmingly joyful lust. Without awaiting my permission, my pussy-drowning cock went ahead and released a pressurized load of pent-up man-cum. Thick globs of semen and sperm shot into Debbie's sweltering hot wet vaginal void. Pussy muscles constricted against my meaty erection. Squeezing vaginal contractions milked my cockshaft. Euphoric, earth-quaking orgasms rattled and shook my world. As my heated cock cream-filled Debbie's pussy, she began knowing the thrill of multiple orgasms. This young woman's virgin-busted vaginal hole wasn't spacious enough to hold a swollen chunk of man-meat, 'and' the heaping servings of thick cum-gravy too. Squishy, squashy squirts of excess male and female fluids spurted out and coated both of our sex-enraged pubic loins. Debbie's tight, teenaged pussy begged my cock for more and more. My mind told me that 'biologically' I had no more to give. Yet, incredibly, my love and lust inspired body contradicted the rules of biology. My seminal reservoir was not yet depleted of all its natural orgasmic liquids. I began cumming into my sweet Scout Leader lover's slippery pussy again. If I had breath to spare, I would have squealed with orgasmic delight. I held onto the ass of the girl riding my cock and allowed the victory of orgasms to sweep my mind and body into a netherworld of bliss. Debbie' teeth biting into my shoulder let me know she was cumming again, too. From out of nowhere, she found a breath of air. This 'once-virginal' young lady allowed wanton 'unladylike' squeals of joy and whines of pleasure to peal out loudly. At long last, panting moans and whimpering cries began fading away. Debbie's arms held onto my neck with the seeming intention of never letting go. I too, held onto the young female in my arms, with no immediate plans of ever letting her go. The room became quiet, so quiet that long-ignored sounds could now be heard. Debbie and I could hear the crackling of burning logs in my fireplace. We heard a drip, drip, dripping sound and recognized it as the dropping of orgasm-fluids onto the hardwood floor beneath us. Our lust-sated loins were leaking excess male and female cum, vaginal lubricants, and virginal blood. Breaking the comforting sounds of silence, Debbie whispered, "Jason, do you believe in love at first sight? Oh I do, because I love you! There is an older country music song I've heard my mom listen to. I remember some of the lyrics which say this; 'If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right.' Oh Jason, the love I have for you feels so 'right' it just can't be 'wrong'! What do you think?" "Oh good god, girlie. Don't you think I'm a little too old for you to 'love'?" I answered. "I'll say this about you Debbie Darling; you have an appropriate last name. You have become the 'darling' young lover who has brought love and joy to my life. Honey, yes I feel love for you too, but 'young' lady there is another old song I remember. The song says this; 'Go away little girl. You're hurting me more each moment you delay. But, when you're near me like this, you're must too hard to resist. So, go away little girl before I beg you to stay.' So, Debbie my darling love, perhaps you should go away for awhile and let us think about this." Warm, wet tears dropped from Debbie's eyes and dripped on my shoulders and chest. Reluctantly, her arms loosened from my neck. She slid her body down mine and stood on the floor. Picking up her backpack, she ran for the door and jerked it open. Looking back, she passionately said, "Jason, I'm not a 'little girl' and from what you just did to me, you damn well know it! Mister, one of these days, you will 'beg me to stay'! And, I will." Without closing the door, Debbie ran out into the blustery cold. Reaching for the doorknob, I looked out. The skies were darkening and snow was now covering the ground. Several droplets of virgin blood lay on the pristine whiteness. Oh god, the girl should have cleaned up a little before leaving. She could have at least put on her panties. Looking down, I suddenly became aware of the feminine undergarment still hanging on its cock-rack. Closing the door, I held Debbie's panties up in the flickering firelight. Just like my shrinking cock, the sheer, lacy underwear was wet from drippy cum and blood. I knew these panties would require several washing in order to prevent permanent staining. But no, I wasn't going to wash them at all. I was going to keep them 'as is', as a reminder of this day. Hanging the girlie-girl panties near the fire to dry, I thought about how strange it was that I had dipped my cock into a pussy I hadn't even seen. Why, come to think of it, I hadn't seen any of that sweet Scout Leader's body except for her hair, her pretty face, and a glimpse of her tantalizingly seductive slim legs! Laughing at myself, I said aloud, "I guess that's what you call putting your 'cock' before the horse!" To be continued in part 2. Based on a post by MrJack [https://www.literotica.com/authors/MrJack/works], in 2 parts, for Literotica.

The Demure Sex-Maniac Wife

THE DEMURE SEX-MANIAC WIFE WHEN ED MET ELENA, HE KNEW SHE HAD A FEW SECRETS. Based on posts by Total Turn On [https://www.literotica.com/authors/TotalTurnOn/works]. Listen to the Podcast [https://archive.org/download/summer-2025_202506/TheDemureSexManiac.mp3] at Connected [https://feeds.feedburner.com/connected-podcast]. [https://archive.org/download/summer-2025_202506/TheDemureSexManiac.jpg] As they say, it was a whirlwind affair. Marriage happened after just three months. Even our most cynical friends, tossing confetti over us as we left the register office, had to admit we were made for each other. The only person with any doubts was me. Not because I doubted our relationship. I knew Elena loved me; and I, her. I just doubted myself. Elena was not just out of my league. She wasn't even playing the same game. Don't get me wrong. I've fucked beautiful women. But often this was at the end of the night, as the club was clearing out. In simple terms, I'm not the kind of guy to be a first choice for women like Elena. My experiences had proved I was more of an acceptable second or third choice, depending on whatever else was available. I didn't complain. Those women whom I'd loved in the past, I had thought were beautiful, of course. But I knew the difference between what I appreciated, and what the rest of the world considered beautiful and sexy. Elena was both. She turned the heads of guys when she walked into a room. She made other women frown. I thought she was achingly beautiful, with a body designed by God to show others how good they can be. Ever had that jealous look from other guys, when you're with your woman? Yeah, I saw that a lot. Elena knew what she had, of course. But this is the best thing: She ignored it. She was vivacious, and fun to be around. Women might frown initially, but it was impossible not to like her, after a few minutes of talking to her. And I loved her from the moment I saw her profile on a dating app. She had just moved into the area, she had written. She had no friends. No boyfriend, even. Happy to meet people just to show her around. Or maybe more? I saw that that she'd selected hook-ups as a relationship option. That'd be nice, I guessed. But I didn't pay much attention to it. It would become important later. I swiped right. Astonishingly, she did too. We chatted. Flirted a little. I said I'd show her around her new town. And I did. We became tourists in our city. We agreed to meet on Lake Street and Wabash, near the El Train platform. Our walking tour focused on the Chicago attractions and historic attractions. At the end of the day we had a brief meal. And then, walked back to the train platform where several movies romanticized the city life. With a peck on my cheek by way of thanks, she caught the train back home, about 2 miles north. That, I thought, was it. A great day with a great woman. I took another train to the west, about 10 blocks. Great conversation. I should be happy for the opportunity. I'd give it the requisite day or two and then message her. But I wasn't optimistic. I'd barely been able to take my eyes of her amazing body, during our date. I began to enjoy walking behind her and watching her ass. I enjoyed sitting opposite her as we had coffee and catching occasional glances at her incredible cleavage, and imagining the dangling tits she had strapped in her thin bra. It was almost funny how outrageously sexual she was. She just had it, whatever it was. Sensuality oozed from her being. A SECOND OPPORTUNITY. Later that evening following our date, I had my cock in my hand and was scrolling through photographs on her dating app profile when a message appeared from her: "You’ve been a delightful escort, today. And a fine gentleman. Want to come over for some wine?" “Well, yes. I certainly would.” We didn't get to drink any wine. This became clear as soon as she opened the door with a smile that I'll never forget. She took my hand and led me upstairs. We undressed. And then we fucked. Hurriedly and hotly. I hadn't had pussy for a few months and, evidently, she hadn't had cock for some time, either. It was basic, missionary sex. There had been the presence of foreplay but, as my hand had explored her body, she had whispered in my ear: "Fuck me now." She came within less than a minute, and then again 30 seconds later. I filled the condom at the same time. We lay in the darkness until she said, "You know, this connection might become serious." We saw each other daily. I couldn't wait until my working day was over and we met up. We both worked near the Chicago River district. We fucked relentlessly. If she stayed overnight, I became used to being woken up by her tongue swirling around my cock. Sometimes we fucked in that lazy morning way, too. Sometimes she simply milked me with her mouth, greedily gulping down my sperm. And that's the thing. She was a natural when it came to sex. She just had skills. She knew exactly how to give somebody pleasure. To give me pleasure. And, to be fair. I knew how to return the favor. I woke her up some mornings with my lips against her soft pussy. I loved the taste of her. With my fingers inside her, fucking her wetness, I loved being in control of her orgasms. She loved my condominium. We had more privacy and liberty to fuck, than if I went to the apartment she shared with her co-worker. I'm getting ahead of myself. We fucked like all the couples do when they first meet. Nothing spectacular. Nothing acrobatic. Just enjoying each other's bodies. Fucking from behind, cowgirl, spooning... She was always keen to unexpectedly treat me by getting on her knees in front of me in any room in the house. I loved when, as we watched a movie in the evening, she slouched on the sofa and gave me access to explore her pussy with my tongue (I didn't want to watch the crummy movie, anyway!). And explore I did, taking my time, and making her cum into the double digits. We got married, as I've mentioned. She moved in. I thought I had won at the game of life. Nobody can complain about the intensity of an orgasm, but when you love somebody, the pleasure is multiplied a million times. Staring into the eyes of your soulmate as your head nearly explodes with pleasure, and you feel them pulsing against your cock as they feel the same thing, is surely one of life's ultimate offerings. I was hard whenever I saw her naked, unless my cock was still wet from her pussy; and at that point I was at least thinking about going again, even if my cock wasn't ready to respond yet. She matched me, move for move. She wanted all I could give her. More, maybe. For example, once we were getting ready to go out. She was pulling up her dress, with that always-funny difficulty of pulling the tight fabric over the rump of her peachy ass. Who doesn't love that? I sat back in bed, leisurely watching her, my hand idly stroking the achingly hard almost eight inches of my manhood. With a smile she ordered me to lie back, and then squatted on my cock and rode me until we both came. Then, and after wiping up my cum as it dribbled down her leg, she went back to getting dressed. But there was a problem. A PROBLEM. Let me talk briefly about Chrissie. She was the one before Elena. Something similar to the above had happened. We'd been getting ready to go out. Chrissie had been putting on her underwear. I had been watching her from the bed, slowly stroking my cock. Chrissie had seen me. She too had smiled when, sitting in front of her dressing table, she had put the finishing touches to her lip gloss. But here's where things were different. I walked over to her, put my hand on the back of her head, and fucked her mouth. I told her to look up at me as I did so. Saliva dribbled from her mouth and, once or twice, she gagged as I pushed deep down her throat. It wasn't long until I came. I held her head as I pumped cum down her throat. I could feel her desperately swallowing. I pulled my cock out and she gasped for air. Saliva and sperm were dribbling out of her mouth and onto her generous tits. "Fuck it, I'll have to do my make-up again!" she said. She certainly would. Her mouth was seriously messed-up and her eyes had been streaming. I slapped my cock against her cheeks, then pushed the tip against her lips. She licked the final drops of cum from my cock. "What do you say?" I asked. "Thank you," she said. Chrissie had been deeply submissive. In case it isn't clear, I am dominant. I'm not mad crazy about this side of me. I don't even define myself as being a sexually dominant guy. It's just something that arises during sex, and that I enjoy. In fact, my relationship with Chrissie had ended because I wasn't dominant enough. I didn't want to accompany her to BDSM clubs and flog her ass cheeks while others watched. Sometimes I just wanted a romantic evening with a cozy little fuck at the end. Nine times out of 10, Chrissie would say; “I want to be treated like the nasty slut I am." Folks, it was very, tiring. Chrissie was a freak. I wasn't. THE CONTRAST OF ELENA. Back to Elena. Months into our marriage, and she had no idea of this side of me. Our sex had been; Straightforward. Fun, yes. Intense, yes. But nothing outside the scope of what most people consider ordinary, nowadays. To be frank, I didn't dare introduce this side myself to Elena. I couldn't risk losing her. Things were about to change. There were a few things that, well, had never quite added up about Elena. The first was that she was a woman without a past. It wasn't that she hid anything. But she had turned up in my town and, essentially, begun a new life. She had previously lived in San Diego. She did have boyfriends before me, of course. She talked about a guy called Alex. There had been a guy called Thomas, if I recall correctly. She'd lived with Alex for a few years. It was partly because of a breakup that she had moved. I didn't press her for details, of course. What's past, has passed, I thought. Or at least I did back then. The second thing that didn't quite add up was more serious. She didn't give up her dating app account after we started our relationship. About a month after we'd met, and were well into our relationship, I opened the dating app to delete my account. I was pretty sure I wouldn't need it again. And there was Elena. She had logged into her account that same day. Her profile pictures had changed since the last time I'd viewed her account, too. There was even one photograph I'd taken of her. I asked her about it. She said she still talked to a handful of people she'd matched with. Just via the text chat feature. She wasn't using the app for hook-ups. It was just some guys she'd known for a while. It was nice to speak to people, she said, especially considering she was new to the area and had yet to make many real-life friends. She said some of the guys had first started chatting to her around the same time she had met me. But all she did was banter with them. It just like people chat to their mates on WhatsApp or Telegram. She talked about TV. Or stuff happening in the world. One guy had recommended a restaurant she and I had visited. It was good, innocent fun. Had she fucked any of these guys? She refused to answer, telling me that it was all in her past. Seeing that I was annoyed, she said she would delete her account just like I had done. I watched from across the room as she did so. She flashed the phone screen at me and showed me that "User not found" appeared when she tried to login again. OK. Fine. I put the matter behind me and didn't think about it until months later, after we had got married. I had got used to her phone buzzing a lot with notifications. It was just old friends, she would tell me. From back home. Or work colleagues. Often she would spend five or ten minutes chatting to them in the evening. She didn't text them when I could see her screen, though. Her phone was configured not to show anything on the lock screen, other than that she had received a message of some kind. So, even if I glanced at her phone, it didn't reveal anything. But my suspicions didn't go away. Not at all. One evening, some months after we were married, she told me she wanted to have an early night. I was watching TV and wanted to stay up, so we kissed, and she went upstairs. I don't know why, but I felt things weren't right. After ten minutes I thought I'd just go to bed with her and read until I felt sleepy. Once upstairs I could hear her. Or should I say, I could her the low buzz of her vibrator. Folks, I knew she masturbated. Of course she did. She knew that I did, too. If I went away for work, we would FaceTime and masturbate together. But it wasn't a regular thing we did. We both kept our wanking to ourselves. The bedroom door was mostly closed that evening. I could see her through a crack. One hand was under the duvet, presumably holding the vibrator against her clitoris. Her other hand was holding her phone. Initially I thought maybe she was watching porn. She was texting somebody. She tapped out a message with her thumb, then when the response came back, she smiled, and. Well, then she intensified her pleasure with the vibrator, teasing herself, taking herself closer to orgasm. This was the pattern. She'd text. Smile at the response, or even let out laughter. Then she'd close her eyes and give herself pleasure. Eventually it became too much because, with a shudder, she reached a quiet orgasm. Then she smiled as she texted one final time before she put the vibrator and phone away, switched off the light, and settled down to sleep. Back downstairs, I wondered what I'd just witnessed. Who was this guy she was texting. Alex? Thomas? Some guy off the dating app? I've love to say it had made me hard but it hadn't. I was way too pissed off. Half an hour later, following a little deep breathing to try and calm myself, I'd gone up to bed myself. After I got under the duvet, she spooned me. Then she reached around, as she so often did, to feel for my cock. "My pussy's so wet," she said, sleepily. "I've been waiting for you to come to bed." I moved on top of her without saying a word. Yeah, there was no doubt she was wet. My cock slipped inside with zero effort. I was still angry. It perhaps became clear in the way I fucked her, my cock pumping deep inside her pussy. She seemed taken aback by my energy. She orgasmed, then said, "Cum in me." I was just so annoyed. I wasn't about to do anything she asked for. Instead, I pulled out and, within seconds, sent spurts of cum up her stomach. Again, she was surprised to the point of being shocked. But she smiled and said, "That was different!" It might sound crazy but this was the first time that, following sex, I had cum outside her pussy. I always came inside her. Either inside her pussy, or in her mouth when she gave me oral. Chrissie had been the opposite. There wasn't an inch of that woman that I hadn't splattered with sperm. As I said earlier, sex was different with Elena. It was just much more; traditional. Returning from the bathroom after toweling herself dry, Elena gave me a peck on the cheek, and fell asleep near instantly. What the fuck had happened? The next day I knew that I had to somehow see her phone. I needed to know who this guy was. Hell, I had a right to know. Who was it who was bringing off my wife behind my back? I didn't care if this was over text chat, or if he was standing behind her, balls deep in her cunt. The opportunity arose about a week after thankgiving. Elena left the house for work, but I found her phone on the kitchen counter top. The screen was locked, of course. She had never shared the passcode with me. But I could plug it into her laptop. That didn't need a password. Once plugged in it would sync her messages and media. And I could then see them. I phoned in sick to my employer. My heart was pounding as I attached the USB cable. I knew I shouldn't be doing it. I knew I might be ending our relationship with what I discovered. If nothing else, the betrayal of trust of me hacking her phone and seeing her private messages could irreversibly damage our relationship. But I had to know who this guy was. Sync 100%. Complete. I clicked to open the chat app on the laptop. Messages from Maria, her manager at work. Nothing interesting. Messages from her dentist about getting a checkup. Her car insurance was about to expire. I should remind her about that. And then, there it was in the list at the left. Several male names. Mark. Alex. James. I clicked on Mark. I didn't need to read the chat. It was obvious what was being discussed from the thumbnails of photos in the chat. Naked flesh. People fucking. I click on one of the thumbnails. It opens full screen. The text message attached to it says: "Remember this?" The words are followed by a devil emoji. Elena's face is on the left of the photo, her eyes closed. A huge spurt of cum is captured in the shot, flying out from a cock belonging to a guy at the right. The cum is about to splash against Elena's red lips. Her hair is different. Shorter. This is some time ago. I sit gazing at the photo. I feel dazed. I have never cum on Elena's face. I've thought about it so many times. Then I realized something. The photo was taken by a third person. The way Elena and the guy are shown, means it couldn't have been taken by the guy himself. Or even Elena. I closed the photo and double-click another thumbnail. A close-up of Elena's head, with two cocks pushing against her lips. The text message caption: "You're an Incredible cock sucker!" I close the photo and open another. This one's taken by a guy fucking Elena from behind, his cock half way inside Elena's pussy. She's bent over. In front of her, is another guy, and it's clear she has his cock in her mouth. The text message caption: "I want this again!" I see a video file in the list. I take a deep breath and double-click to open it full screen. It's like I'm there in the room with them. Mobile phones just have incredible picture quality nowadays. Elena is on a bed, riding a guy, cowgirl. We're seeing her from behind. It's definitely her, though. I know that body so well. The phone briefly pans down to show the cock of the guy holding the phone. The guy who's recording the movie. He slathers this lengthy cock with some kind of lube and strokes it a few times. There's a moment of camera shake and confusion, until the image stabilises. The guy is kneeling behind Elena, who's still riding the same guy from before. She's bent forward. The guy slowly pushes his cock into Elena's asshole. She releases a deep groan. I know that sound. I've heard it from Elena so many times. The guy starts fucking Elena's arse, as she continues to ride the guy she's straddling. From what he's saying, the cameraman is clearly enjoying it. He pans the camera away from his cock sliding in and out of her asshole. My heart skips a beat. There's a third guy. He comes over and offers his cock to Elena's mouth. "Yeah!" says the guy holding the phone. "Spit roast and a cock for every hole!" Elena makes a positive response; an Um, to agree with him. I feel dreamlike. The video continues. All three guys fuck Elena. They use her. I want to stop the video playing. Put the laptop away. Forget about what I've seen. But I can't. I can't look away. It's only when I hear somebody behind me that I hit the pause button. I turn my head to look. It's Elena. "What are you doing?" said Elena. I'll be honest here. It was pretty obvious what I was doing. I was sitting on the sofa, using her laptop. Frozen on its screen, in a paused video, was Elena. She was riding a guy, while the guy holding the phone and recording it all had his cock in her asshole. A third guy was at her mouth, offering his cock. I had been watching all this, dazed and confused, not knowing what to think; Until she unexpectedly returned home. In reality, what Elena was saying was: "What the fuck?" She didn't say another word but, instead, ran upstairs. I ran after her and discovered her in the bedroom, heaving a suitcase out of the wardrobe, after which she began throwing clothes into it. "I can explain." I said. But I really couldn't. "I'm sorry," I continued. "How could you do that?" said Elena, with tears in her eyes. "All of; What's on my phone is private." "You're having an affair." She looked at me as if I were insane. "I have never been unfaithful to you! Not now we're married. Not when we were dating." "I saw you. The other night in bed. Chatting to somebody and masturbating." She looked crushed. "That's not an affair. That was; It was an old friend. That's all. From a relationship a long time ago." I sat on the bed. She stopped throwing clothes into the suitcase and stood with her head in her hands. "Those photos and videos?" I said. "I'm so sorry," she replied, again with tears in her eyes. "It must be so upsetting for you to see such; Such disgusting things." She sat beside me. "You're such a sweet, innocent guy," she continued. "I hoped you'd never see me like that." I couldn't find the words to reply. Innocent? Me? I had once tied my former girlfriend to a bondage horse and used her pussy like a fleshlight, feeling her butt plug pressing against my cock as I pounded her... All while 100 people watched our webcam at a swinger's website. And that had been one of the gentler sessions that Chrissie had demanded. Was it possible that Elena and I had spent the last six months together and that, throughout that time, she hadn't understood who I was; and what really turns me on? Yes, I realized. It really was possible. And I her. I had no idea she had this side to her. But the thought of it made my heart loop the loop. When we met we had fallen in love instantly. It had felt like we'd known each other forever. It had been like we were made for each other. But we had lifetimes worth of experiences that we hadn't even begun to share. Until that point. "Who is he?" I asked. "Which one?" I laughed. Okay, that might've been insensitive but it was all I could do. "Mark. I think he's the one I clicked on. The guy holding the camera in... Well, in I guess what can only be described as a gang bang." "He's my ex. He's why I'm here in this part of the country. It just became too intense. We took things too far. He's a part of my life that; I'm ashamed of." In for a penny, in for a pound, I thought. I figured I'd carry on playing the innocent. "What was the straw that broke the camel's back?" I asked. Elena looked at the floor. "He would take me to clubs. He'd find other men who would use me. It wasn't just him. It was me. I needed to be used. It's hard to explain." My cock was hard. I began to rub it, pressed as it was against the fabric of my trousers. Elena gazed at it. "Use you in what ways?" I continued. "Having sex with me," she said quietly. It was clear she didn't understand what was going on at that moment. To be fair, I'm not sure I did, either. "One man at a time? Or many men?" "Just Mark and the other guy. We had to do it in the toilet cubicle at the nightclub or we'd get thrown out. It was pretty difficult to get any more than three people in there. Sometimes guys would stand on the toilet in the cubicle next door and watch, though." "I need to use you right now," I said. "Unzip my trousers." She did so, and pulled out my cock. I was so hard it almost hurt. "I'm going to use your mouth and then I'm going to cum on your face," I said. Elena nodded. I reached up and pulled her head down on my cock. She swallowed me easily, like she had many times before. After all, this wasn't the first time she'd sucked my cock. Not at all. But this time I'd held her head with both hands and began thrusting, fucking her mouth. "I'm not innocent Elena," I said, grunting with the pleasure. "Our sex life has been amazing. But I've thought about doing so much more. I'm so glad you're; Er." Her head lifted off my cock and she gasped. "A filthy slut?" she suggested. I guided her head to mine and kissed her deeply. I could taste my own precum. "I love you more than anything," I said. "I love you too, so much!" she replied, with half a smile. "Sit on the floor against the bed," I said. She did so, leaning her head against the mattress. I stood above her and began stroking my cock. "Let me see your tits," I said. She began unbuttoning her white work blouse. "Tear it open," I continued. She did so. It was ruined. But neither of us cared about it at that moment. I felt an orgasm building. "I've fantasized about this so much," I said, my breathing becoming irregular. "Give it to me. All over my face." "Put your tongue out." She did so. I stroked my cock rapidly until I couldn't hold back. Hot white cum shot out of my cock, striping her face and hair. She winced slightly as it splashed against her. It felt as if I hadn't cum for weeks; but we'd fucked only the previous night. Six, seven, eight spurts shot out. Once done, I offered my cock to her mouth. She took it inside and licked it clean, and I felt the slipperiness of my own cum in her mouth. She looked up at me. Her face was ruined with my sperm, which dripped down her face onto her tits. She licked around her mouth, taking some in to swallow, before looking up at me with the one eye that wasn't sealed shut by cum. “We need to talk," she said, with a smile. "Oh Ed, I’m so fucking horny for your cock in my ass. I need to be spanked, and you need to bite my nipples harder, when you screw me. I need to fuck you in the park, and up on the rooftop. I need you to let us make our own videos, for me to wank off to, when I’m at work.” I need you to pour a cast replica of your wonderful cock, so I can make a dildo of your glorious phallus. I’m going to redo my Christmas wish list, because I miss my butt plugs and need some bigger ones. Plus, I need nipple clamps. I need some fantasy lingerie, so I can roleplay so, so many fantasies that are bottled up inside me.” She got up from the floor and laid on our bed, she was on her back with her head hanging over the side. Without a word, she pulled me over and lined up my revitalized cock to her open mouth and throat. With both hands reaching around my asscheeks, she pressed my cock into her throat. Her lips squeezed the base of my shaft and she began pistoning my cock in and out of her warm wet orifice. I synced up with her rhythm and took over the initiative.  She was soon going pale from lack of air, and her mascara was smeared onto my ballsack, so I partially withdrew. Catching her breath, she continued to firmly rub my cock tip with her strong tongue. After perhaps a minute, she was  ready to devour me. I reached down to steady myself, and I grabbed a tit in each hand. I began hard, fast fucking while my fingers pinched her rock-hard nipples.  In less than a minute, I was injected my cream down her esophagus. Her two hands were down her panties, and her hips were madly twerking as her orgasm flooded over her. I forced her into sexual submission, and she loved it. “I’ve secretly been a naughty girl, Ed. I need discipline. Can you do that for me, Ed? Please?” Still drained from the intensity of the orgasm, I agreed. Based on posts by Total Turn On [https://www.literotica.com/authors/TotalTurnOn/works] for Literotica.

Offers I Couldn't Refuse: Part 2

OFFERS I COULDN'T REFUSE: PART 2 MY WIFE’S MOB KIN FOLK. OFFERS I COULDN'T REFUSE: PART 1. DITZY DONNA AND RALPHIE'S FIRST CHRISTMAS. Based on a post by Kirk 48 2002 [https://www.literotica.com/authors/Kirk482002/works], in 2 parts. Listen to the Podcast [https://archive.org/download/fall-2025/OffersICouldntRefuse2.mp3] at Connected [https://feeds.feedburner.com/connected-podcast]. [https://archive.org/download/fall-2025/OffersICouldntRefuse.jpg] There was a crash in the living room and Paulie Toucan's head popped in the semi open door. "Hey you love birds, where you want the tree?" Three more heads looked around the door. Donna and I scrambled for our clothes. "Don't get dressed on my account," said the pickpocket. "Don't you believe in knocking? What broke out there?" I asked, shielding Donna from their gaze as she got decent. "Did something break?" asked the stupid looking one. "I heard something smash," I replied, pushing my way out to the living room. There was the tree, or part of the tree sitting in the room on top of my glass top coffee table that now was in a thousand pieces. The top part of the tree was still out the door in the hallway and out the common entry door. "I thought you said you were going to cut it," I said furiously. "We are. We needed to measure first. Okay boys, start measuring," Toucan said. "Why didn't you leave it outside until it was cut?" asked Donna, now fully dressed. "We're not gonna cut it outside and wake everybody up. That wouldn't be nice," said the one that looked smarter than he probably was. "Look what you did to my table!" I shouted. "Shush. you'll wake the neighbors," said Stupid. "We need to cut it right here," said the pickpocket, putting the measuring tape away. Toucan dug a circular saw out from under three and plugged it in. I didn't think it would be any louder than a vacuum cleaner, but I didn't count on it being one from hell. "What's this thing made of, it won't cut," shouted Paulie. He tried again and smoke started wafting up from the tree trunk, but as far as cutting it, not a scratch. "That's a new blade, I just put it on before we came over," screamed the smart looking one over the din. I noticed that we were getting an audience at the doorway. I looked outside and could see more and more lights going on the other buildings as the saw wailed on. Sure enough, one of our township's finest was suddenly standing in my place with his arms crossed. That's usually not a good sign. Paulie noticed the man in dark blue and said, "Hi Tony. You want to take a look at this thing. I can't get it to cut." "Shit, somebody called the cops," I complained. "Nobody called this in, I heard it, driving by." He turned his attention to Paulie. "Why are you doing this at three o'clock in the morning?" "This was supposed to be a one and done deal, as a favor to the little lady," he replied, pointing to Donna. "But it won't cut." He kicked the tree. "Let me see the thing," said Tony. "Pull the plug and get me a screwdriver. Who put the blade on this thing?" "I did," said the smart-looking one, all proud of himself. "You're an idiot," stated the cop, as if it were as plain as the nose on Toucan's face. See, I called that one. "You put it on backwards." Tony made the switch and said, "Plug it in and try that." Paulie tried again, and the saw cut through the tree like a hot knife through butter. "Hey, thanks Tony," said Toucan. "You done making noise now?" Tony asked. "Yep, all done," I said, wishing everyone would go away. Tony left, and eventually so did the crowd. Between the six of us, we managed to get the tree up, transfer the decorations, the lights, and clean up the shattered coffee table. Paulie asked the boys to wait for him outside and turned his attention back to us. "Sorry about the screw up, tonight. As far as the table goes, I'll find you another," he said to me. "Now young lady, is there anything else I can do for you, this morning?" "I was wondering. Do you have any idea where my dad is? I haven't heard from him since my mom and him split up. She says she doesn't have a clue where he is," she said, sounding depressed. "She doesn't? Huh," he replied, rubbing his chin. "I'll put out some feelers, and see what I can find out." "Thanks for even trying," said Donna, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "No problem. My pleasure," he said. Then he turned to me. "Try not to be such a douche bag," he said and left. I was tired; but before I headed to the bedroom, I looked at the tree. "It really turned out nice." "I knew it would," Donna said, stifling a yawn. "I'm going to bed." ATTIC TREASURES AND TALES. "Junior!" Pop shouted, breaking Ralphie's concentration. "Did you find the box of ornaments?" "Yeah Pop, here." he said handing the box down the ladder. "Your Mother will be relieved that you found it. What are you doing up here?" Ralph Senior asked. "You told me to go through all the boxes before we donate them. I found some of my old grade school stuff, and was looking it over, that's all." "Are these the boxes that are going to the Goodwill?" he asked, looking up through the hatchway. "Yeah, here you go," Junior said, passing them along to his dad. Settling back under the light, he continued to read. CHRISTMAS EVE. "Ralph get up!" I'd just closed my eyes. Why does my groin hurt? "Ralph, you promised to take me to the store so we could be first in line!" "What time is it?" I asked, trying to focus my eyes. "It's five-thirty, come on!" she said, shaking me. "Five-thirty...am?" "Come on, let's go!" she said, waving a cup of coffee under my nose. LAST DAY OF SHOPPING. It was still dark out when we stood in front of JC Pennys and it was cold. At least they were opening early. The parking lot was filling fast and the crowd was growing. I felt bad for whoever it was, that going to open that door. "I can't wait to get you your present," she said. "Don't go spending your money on me," I answered, watching my breath float away. "Are you kidding, look at this wad of cash," she said, waving her money in the air. "Put that away, are you nuts?" I barked, looking to see if anyone noticed. A short, balding man in glasses, was at the door. "Now, I want everyone to take it easy coming in," he shouted through the glass. "There's plenty of everything for everyone." He turned the lock and just barely made it out of the way as Donna and the crowd lunged forward. "Take your time!" he shouted, which had exactly the reverse effect. CHECKING OUT. By nine o'clock, we were working on our second round of stuff, and Donna didn't seem to show any sign of slowing down. Everything she bought was on sale or closeout. She was very good at stretching a buck. "How much cash do you have?" I whispered into her ear. "About four-twenty," she answered. "Taxes killed me." "How much do you think is in here," I asked, meaning the carts. "If my math is right, about seventy five," she replied. "How much more do you need to get?" I asked, having lost track of this person, and that aunt. "I think I'm about done except for wrapping supplies," she replied. She loaded the second cart with wrap, bows, ribbon, tags, and tape and headed toward the checkout line. "I still have to get your present, that's going to require me doing it alone. If you want to, we can split up now." "Do you need the car?" I asked. "If it's okay with you," she replied. "Okay," I said. "I'll meet you out front in an hour. Is that enough time?" I asked, handing her money to cover my stuff in the carts. "Yep, I know what I'm getting." We parted ways and I headed right back to the coat section. Donna was still wearing the same coat and sweater that she wore in ninth grade and they were well past their prime. Thanks to my snooping, I knew her sizes, and soon I'd picked out a few blouses, and a new pair of jeans; to go along with the coat and sweater. They also had pajamas on sale, with matching robe and slippers. Perfect. I was set; and soon outside waiting for her. It was only a few minutes before she pulled up. "All done?" we asked in unison. I tossed the bag in the back seat and Donna drove us home. WRAPPING UP AND SUCKING OFF. I wasn't much help to Donna when we got home. I brought one load of gifts in, and flopped on the bed. I must have been dead to the world, because I never even noticed Donna lie down next to me, and cover us with a blanket. When I woke, Donna was an inch away from my face; snoring like a drunken sailor. As I glanced out the window, I noticed three things; One was that it was getting dark out, two it was snowing, and three, Paulie Toucan was waving at me on the other side of the glass. When he saw that he had my attention, he motioned to me to open the window. I did. "Hey Douche Bag, I got that table I told ya about," he said, then blow in his hands. "That fast?" I asked. "I told ya last night it was no problem. Different size packages fall off the back of trucks all the time. So, ah, ya gonna let us in, or do we just stuff it through the window?" he asked, shaking from the cold. I opened the front door, and he and Paulie Asshole carried it in. It was an elegant looking mahogany, glass top coffee table. It was a light year better than my old one. Words escaped me. "I don't know what to say." "Fuckin' figures," said Asshole. "There's no need to say anything, but a simple thank you would be nice, Douche Bag." Toucan said. "Thank you. Now, why do you keep calling me that?" I asked. "What?" asked Paulie Toucan, looking at Paulie Asshole as if he really didn't know. "You know, Douche Bag," I replied. "That's your name, isn't it?" he said, shrugging his shoulders. "No, it's Ralph." "I thought it was his name," he said; and turned toward Asshole, "Didn't you think it was his name?" "Yeah, I thought it fuckin' fit him perfect," Asshole replied. "Well, I hate to break up this magic moment here, but we got to get back to the tree lot. Say hello to your sweetheart for me; and tell her I passed on the word about her pop," and out they went. After admiring my new table, I went to check on Donna. She was sitting up on the bed wanting to know what was going on. I told her about the table, and about Paulie's message. That put her in a good mood. "How are you feeling?" she asked. I shrugged my shoulders, "Okay." "I mean down there," she said pointing at my groin. "Oh, it's still kind of sore," I replied, not kidding around. "Let's have a look," she said, tugging at my belt. She pulled my pants and underwear down. "Uh oh." "Uh oh what?" I said looking down. She turned on the desk lamp and I saw the 'uh oh'. I was black and blue from the base of little Ralphie, up to an inch from my navel. "Do you feel okay other than just being sore?" she asked, not sure whether to laugh or cry. "It doesn't hurt much other than to touch it. I don't think we'll be, you know," I said, making humping motions with my hands, "Any time soon." "Does this still work?" she asked tapping mini me. She got her answer quickly. "You got hurt yesterday and didn't get to enjoy it. I'm going to do something I never did before. I don't know if I'm going to like it or not, but I'm willing to give it a shot, considering I'm the one that injured you." She reached over and put on her Groucho glasses. "If I were you, I'd really try to enjoy this; because it might be the only time I ever do it." She pulled me close to the bed and took my cock in her mouth. Never taking her hands off my thighs, she used just her lips and tongue over the head and top of the shaft. The feeling was silky, soft, and it kind of tickled. At first, I thought that I could last forever because there was little or no friction. I tried to look down and watch her, but her hair was blocking the view. I closed my eyes and enjoyed myself like she suggested. Just as I was about to tell her that nothing was going to happen, a strange tingling sensation started on the underside and base of  ‘little Ralphie.’ It slowly moved up to the tip like a slow burning fuse. My thighs shook and I gasped, as a jet blasted out and caught Donna off guard. She pulled her mouth off me, gagged, and coughed. What was still down there shot out on her cheeks and neck. "I'm sorry!" I said, grabbing her some tissues. "I think it might be a while before we try that again," she replied between coughs. FOOD AND DRINK. Monday, before I came home, I went across the bridge to Jersey and got myself a six-pack of Miller and a bottle of pink wine for Donna. She was busy cooking food for Christmas Day, including a big boneless ham. All we had to do was stick the stuff back in the oven to heat it up and eat. There was enough food there to last us the rest of the week; which was kind of nice, since we were both off until the Monday after. As the ham and casseroles cooled in the kitchen, we went to separate rooms to wrap our presents. Tuesday was Christmas Eve and we both had work until six. When I got home Donna was already there having only two blocks to walk. "Want to go out to eat?" she asked. "I don't think anything's open," I replied. "The Ho-Wah is open," she said; whipping out a pair of chopsticks. Ten minutes later, we were sitting in the Ho-Wah, an authentic Chinese restaurant that was considered the place to go on a date, to impress the girl. I didn't need to impress Donna, I needed to feed her and quick. There weren't many people in the place, but more customers were filing in as we waited for our server. Donna had started to munch on the noodles at the table, dipping them in hot mustard. "You gotta try this," she said, scooping in some more. "That's a little too hot for me," I said, dipping mine in duck sauce. "Hello," said an attractive middle-aged Asian woman. "Would you like our special for two, tonight?" A beautiful Siamese cat sat on the floor next to her. "That sounds good; also we want a pu pu platter," I said, feeling extra hungry. "Pu pu not on special," she stated. "I know, we want the special and the pu pu platter," I repeated, thinking I wasn't being clear. "Pu pu not with special, you must pay extra," she said. "I understand. I'll pay extra for the pu pu platter." "Pu pu for two is not cheap." "Okay, forget the pu pu," I said in defeat. "You get pu pu. I already wrote it down, see?" she said stuffing the ticket in my face. "Okay, we'll take the pu pu platter." She glared at me. "You want pu pu or not?" "Yes!" I barked back. She turned around shouted something in Mandarin. The guy working the wok said, "Pu pu for two!" The man chopping vegetables shouted, "Pu pu for two!" The fellow cleaning the litter box yelled, "Pu pu for two!" The lady served us our tea and the cat took turns rubbing mine and Donna's legs. Dinner and the pu pu platter came while Donna and I made small talk. The conversation eventually led to her father. "I still have no idea why he dropped off the face of the Earth like that. I mean, just because he and my mom didn't get along any more, didn't mean he had to stop talking to me. I always thought we were close, but I guess I was wrong," she said, finishing her plate. I didn't have any words of wisdom for her. My parents were only five minutes away and I saw them twice a week. I had no basis for comparison. She had little to say after that, and we finished our meal and headed home. SQUATTERS SCRAM. As we walked in, I noticed something not quite right, namely Jim trying desperately to get out the living room window. "Stop!" I shouted. Jim pulled his head back through the opening. "What are you doing here?" I said, trying to sound as irritated as I actually was. I really didn't need to ask, with him trying to hold up his pants, but I wanted to hear him say it. "Funny you should ask that," he said, buckling his belt. "My friend needed to use a bathroom and we just happened to be in the neighborhood," he explained while Shaky waved to us from outside. I wandered into the bedroom and it was a wreck. "That's it! Both of you get your asses in there and fix it up! Now!" I hollered, pushing Jim done the hall. Donna yanked Shaky back through the window and shoved her toward Jim. I stood in the doorway with my hands on my hips watching the two. "Change the sheets on the bed." "They ate the ham!" shouted Donna from the kitchen. "You two ate a ten pound boneless ham? That was supposed to last me and Donna until the weekend!" I asked astonished. "We were hungry," said Shaky. "What, like Fred and Wilma Flintstone?" I looked back toward the kitchen and asked, "Is there anything else missing?" Donna looked around the corner and sheepishly replied, "They got your six-pack of Miller too." Jim and Shaky were done with the bedroom, and stood there; like two kids, knowing a spanking was coming. I pointed to the front door, grit my teeth and said, "Get out. I don't want to ever see either one of you again." They both stood there. "Get out!" They went quickly and silently. I may never see Shaky again, but something tells me that I haven't seen the last of Jim. "What does that leave us with, in there?" I asked, feeling low. Around the corner of the kitchen, a potato with her Groucho glasses on and forks stuck in for legs with Donna's voice said, "Well, they didn't touch any of the stuff I made to go with the ham. We could make sandwiches tomorrow and get another ham on Thursday. You can make another run across the bridge for your beer too. We both have the rest of week off, so it won't matter that much." "I guess," I said to Mr. Potato head. Donna came out of the kitchen and gave me a hug. "Let's put the presents under the tree." There was one heck of a lot of presents sitting there, when we were done. It almost made the tree look less immense. She grabbed the potato guy and held it up to my face. "I'm tired. Want to go to bed?" "Are we going to have sex? I don't think I can take any pounding tonight," I said as a reminder. "I'll go easy on you, but wait here until I call you in," she said, skipping into the bedroom. 'I hope I don't have to do Mr. Potato head too,' I thought. "Okay, come on in," I heard her say through the closed door. I heard bells jingle. 'Oh boy...' There she stood, dressed as Kris Kringle; complete with boots and hat with jingle bells on the top. Well, she wasn't completely dressed like him; she was bottomless. In the deepest voice she could muster, she said, "Ho, ho, ho. You've been a good boy this year. Tell Santa what you want." "More oral sex?" I asked, hopefully. "Santa takes a pass, try again," she said, shaking her jingles bells at me. I thought for a moment, wondering what we could do, that wasn't going to hurt. Finally I said, "How about I return the favor to you from the other night and then you can give me a," I jerked my hand up and down. "Santa likes the first part but the second needs some work." She hopped on the bed and drew her knees up exposing herself. "Santa says mush!" she commanded. I'd never done this before, but I'd read some adult books that were explicit, as well as educational. I laid down between her legs and kissed her. "Nice," Santa moaned. Her scent was sweet, and not what I expected. I'd always heard that it smelled like fish. Of course, this was Donna, and she wasn't like anyone else. Why should this be any different? I used my tongue to find her clit, and my fingers to expose it fully. I was gentle, because I'd read it was sensitive. "Santa says, you found the mark; now mush, mush!" she said, sounding a lot more like Donna than Santa. 'To hell with being gentle,' I thought as I gunned it. I flicked and jammed my tongue as fast as I could on her button while as she bucked her hips below. "Almost there," she said, grabbing the back of my head and grinding herself on my face. "Yes!" she said; followed by a wail, sounding like she'd just stubbed her toe. "Santa says thanks," she said breathlessly and blew on a party favor. "Now I know what they mean by a 'Holly Jolly Christmas.'" I made a trip to the bathroom to make sure I wasn't bleeding and to remove Santa's pubic hair that was lodged between my teeth. When I returned, Santa had removed 'his' coat, and was displaying perfect 38 double D breasts. I dropped my pants and said, "Why Santa, what beautiful boobs you have." "Ho, ho, ho. Glad you noticed. Come here and lay down," 'he' said, patting the bed. I did what I was told and she produced a small bottle of suntan oil. "It was on your dresser." She poured some on her hand and rubbed it generously over my cock, careful not to touch the bruised area. "No, this is not going to be a handjob," she said shaking her head at me. She finished applying the oil and then oiled up her breasts. Kneeling between my legs and propping herself up on her elbows on either side of me; left her beautiful boobs lying on my groin. "Ho, ho, ho, do you know what to do?" Little Ralphie slid into place and slid back and forth. "Like this, Santa?" "You learn quickly," 'he' answered. It didn't hurt at all, and since I was doing it at my own pace and didn't have to worry about how 'Santa' felt; I was able to enjoy myself. Her breasts were so soft and the look on her face of coming up with something much better than a handjob, excited me even more. Used my hands to cup her breasts and mold them around ‘Little Ralphie’, their soft flesh caressing me with each stroke. My breathing got faster but I slowed my rhythm relishing the imminent explosion to take place. "Santa says show him how much you like this. Make it a big one." I'd nearly slowed to a stop as my toes curled and thigh muscles seized up. One last slow push all the way, a groan, and a blast shot out and hit the wall behind my head. The next mighty jet hit so hard it rebounded back on my face. The remaining projectiles landed on my shoulder and chest. It took a moment to catch my breath and Donna wiggled her boobs over my crotch. "Santa sees you like that," she said. "Wow," was all I could muster. "I got to tell you Ralphie, that was pretty amazing," she said in her own voice, pointing at the wall. All over the world, Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Kris Kringle, or whatever name he was known by, was busy sliding down chimneys making dreams come true. We never heard him as we both slept very well that night. OUR CHRISTMAS DAY. When I woke, Donna was already up and the radio was playing Christmas songs. The smell of coffee beckoned me as I put my robe on and headed to the bathroom. When I came out, Donna was standing there holding a Christmas mug brimming with my morning caffeine, and laid a big wet Christmas kiss on me. "I'm going to make a nice breakfast for us, since dinner's gonna suck. Do you want to eat before we open presents, or after?" she asked. "After I guess," I replied, noting that it was already after noon. "That way all we need is to eat light later," I said, explaining my reasoning. I dug out all the things I got for her, and shoved them in her direction. One by one, she opened them, and made a big fuss over each. When she was done, I was thanked with several kisses and hugs. Then she handed me a few things. "I'm still waiting for one of the presents to get here," she said, putting on her new robe and slippers. "Dancing girls?" I asked, kidding. "You want me to dance?" she asked, standing up and twirling around. "Not the right kind of mood music," I joked. "Yeah, it's kind of hard to find the beat to 'Silent Night'." I opened my things, and they were all small stuff; like new combs and a toothbrush. I thanked her and gave her a hug. "Well, I guess I'll start breakfast," she said, looking at the clock and sounding disappointed. As she stood, there was a knock at the door. She started jumping up and down ran to the door. She looked through the peephole and said, "It's here!" She whipped the door open and there stood Paulie Toucan and Paulie Asshole. On the floor in front of them was a large wrapped box with a bulging paper bag sitting on top. "Merry Christmas!" said Toucan. "Yeah, whatever," said Asshole. "Merry Christmas to you guys," Donna said, motioning them in. Toucan handed her the paper bag and then both of them picked up the box and carried it in. "This is for you, Douche Bag," said Asshole. Donna started to close the door but Toucan stopped her. He reached out in the hallway and brought another box in. "This one's for everybody," he said setting the box on the new coffee table. "Holy shit, thank you," I said, wondering what was in the box. "It's not from us, it's from your Sweetie," said Toucan. Then he shrugged, "Maybe we helped a little." "You're never going to believe what's in the bag," said Donna. With these two, I would. "What is it?" "A twelve pound boneless ham," she said, needing two hands to pull it out. "How is that even possible that they knew about the ham from last night?" I asked, stunned. "Your girl asked us over for dinner today when she asked us to help her with this," Toucan said, giving the box a tap with his foot. "We came by last night to drop it off but it sounded like you were having a problem so we waited in the car for things to settle down. When your friend came out, we got the whole story and decided to wait and come back today. In the meantime Paulie here found that on the back dock of the butchers." "Kind of strange that they leave things like that sitting around. Fucks up the profit margin," Asshole said, giving us an economics lesson. "What's that?" I pointed to the gift for everybody. "Oh," said Toucan as he unwrapped it. "Want one?" he asked. It was a whole case of Miller and it was ice cold. I looked at my coffee and back at the beer. "Yes, please!" I replied. "The beer distributor has a fucked up profit margin too," said Asshole. "Excuse me, I'm going to stick this in the oven. Forget breakfast, we're having a Christmas dinner. Don't open that until I come back out!" Donna said, pointing at the big box as she rushed into the kitchen. I asked them to sit and made some small talk. "Are either of you married?" "Nah," Toucan replied. "Fuck that," Asshole stated. "How about girlfriends?" I asked. Toucan shook his head. "What is this, the fuckin' Inquisition?" quipped Asshole. I heard the oven door close. "Okay," said Donna wiping her hands on a towel. "Open 'er up!" The tag said 'To Douche Bag from Your Gal'. Very sentimental. I opened it up and couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was a brand new 22" Quasar by Motorola. "We just happened to have an extra one and seeing that girlie here was in the market for a TV for you, we gave it to her cheap," said Toucan helping me pull it out of the box. I dragged the TV cart out of the closet, set it up on there, and plugged it in. Even running off the internal antenna the picture was amazing. "Oops, wait," said Asshole, as he produced a screwdriver and pulled the serial number plate off the back of the set. "We don't want to leave anything that would lead back to us," said Toucan, innocently. "Sorry, but your warranty is void," stated Asshole, as he pocketed the plate and screwdriver. "Those things go for around five-hundred bucks. How much did you pay for it?" I whispered in Donna's ear. "Do you really want to know?" she asked. I nodded. "Let's just say that it was probably around what you spent on my clothes." 'Screw the warranty,' I said to myself. Someone pounded on the door. I went to open it and it was Tony the cop. "Merry Christ..." was all I managed to say before he pushed me out of the way. "There you are," Tony sneered, grabbing Toucan and Asshole by the coat. "I've got you dead to rights this time." "What for," asked Toucan, nonplussed. "For fencing stolen goods like that coffee table there." He turned and saw the Quasar. "A semi of these got high jacked a month ago and I'll bet that thing as hot as the table. Lucky for me I just happen to have a list of the serial numbers of the ones on the truck." "You got it all wrong officer. We just came here for some Christmas grub. Help us out here, Roy," asked Toucan. "It's Ralph," I replied. "You're in trouble too, my friend," said Tony. "Receiving stolen property is a serious crime." "Come on, Rudolph, tell him where you got this stuff," pleaded Asshole. "I found the table on the side of the road. It must have fallen off the back of a truck. I guess I was lucky to be the first person by," I lied. "If it fell off a truck, how did the glass top manage to stay unbroken?" his inquiring mind wanted to know. "I was surprised myself. It was still in it's original box and the glass top was packed in Styrofoam and shrink wrap," I said quickly. "How do you explain the TV?" he said, relaxing his grip on the boys. "Donna got it for me for Christmas," I said, nodding in her direction. "Where?" he snapped. "Silos," she lied, never missing a beat. "Let me see the receipt," he said, letting go of both Paulies. "It's taped here on the box," she said, turning it around a few times. "That place is a scam. The employees rip off the place by selling the stuff for cash and pocketing the money. I bet if you look you'll find the serial number's been taken off so it won't track back to them," said Tony, turning the TV to inspect it. "There, see?" he motioned at the spot where it'd been ripped off. "Good luck using the warranty if it breaks down." "I'm sorry, I don't see the receipt right now, but I paid six-hundred and ninety dollars cash for it," lied Donna through her teeth. "Maybe it's in the bedroom." "Forget it. If you paid that much money for this thing, you got ripped off big time. It's an expensive TV but it's only worth about five, maybe five-fifty with a warranty." He snapped his fingers. "Hey, maybe they forgot to get the serial number off the bottom of the box." Both Paulies turned pale as ghosts. Donna shook her head and I held my breath as officer Tony lifted the box to look. "No luck," he said, dropping the box back down. "The box must've been dragged 'cause the label is scuffed off." He raised his head and sniffed the air. "Something smells good." "It's ham," Donna replied. "Do you want to stay for dinner?" "Thanks for the offer, but I have to go check in. My shift's almost over and my wife's got dinner going at home." He headed for the door and stopped. "You two ought not to get involved with these guys," he said, motioning to the Paulies. "They're always up to no good." "Tony, this is Silly Toots' kid," said Toucan. He reached a hand out to her hair. "Donna?" he asked. "Yep, that's me," she said grinning. "I should have recognized you. Nobody has hair like yours. How is your dad?" he asked. "I don't know. I haven't seen or heard from him for a while. My parents broke up," she said, looking away. "I'm sorry to hear that. Look, forget I brought it up. You folks have a good Christmas day," he said and left. The Paulies and I sat on sofa and cranked up the Quasar. "Thanks for the help there, Douche Bag," said Toucan, giving me a thumbs-up. "The same here, Raŭl," said Asshole. The phone rang. "Ralph, could you get it?" asked Donna, as she was juggling casseroles around in the oven. "Who's Ralph?" asked Asshole. Paulie shrugged and shook his head. "Hello." "Hello, this is the operator. I have a long distance person to person call from Silvio Brunner for Donna Brunner being paid for by a third party, is she there?" "Hold on," I answered. I looked at the boys and mouthed the words, 'It's her dad!' Asshole and Paulie winked at each other and shook hands. "Ah, Donna, it's for you," I said, acting like it was a survey. She came out of the kitchen and I turned down the TV for her. I plopped down between the Paulies and we all held our breath. "Hello," she said. "Yes, this is Donna Brunner...Excuse me... Okay, I'll hold..." She looked up at us. We could hear his voice across the room. "Merry Christmas, baby doll. How's my little mop head doing?" Donna immediately started laughing and crying at the same time. I motioned the guys to get their coats and follow me outside. I wanted to leave her to her privacy and they nodded in agreement. We stood out by our cars and the guys lit up. "I needed one of these when Tony was there," said Toucan. "Thanks for not smoking in the apartment. I don't care but it makes Donna sneeze." "She really doesn't know where here father is?" asked Asshole, almost more of a statement than a question. "Don't," Toucan warned Asshole. "The operator said the call was being paid for by a third party." They both started laughing. "Somebody somewhere is gonna find that phone call on their bill next month. They dispute making it, it comes off the bill, and that's that," said Toucan. They smoked another and then Donna stuck her head out the door. "Dinner's ready." SILLY TOOTS. Later that night, Donna told me what happened. It seems that Silvio Brunner and her mother did break-up and not long afterward, Toots was nabbed for running numbers and loan sharking. He was serving a one-year stint in an Arizona correctional facility and didn't want Donna to know. He thought he would be out on parole by now, but he violated some rule and had to serve his whole sentence. When Paulie Toucan put out the word, he found out quickly where her father was. He simply passed the word, for him to make sure to call his daughter at this number, on Christmas day. I'm sitting here eating a ham sandwich while Donna dreams sweet dreams. The only light I have is coming from the tree. It really is a nice one. I'm glad Donna picked it. You know, my crotch doesn't feel half bad today. Maybe I should find another condom that's 'ribbed for her pleasure'. I wonder what color it'll be today.   That was it. Ralphie turned the page and saw another date and title: "Saturday, January 17th, 1975." "Donna's abscess." He shuddered. "I think I'll leave that for another time," he said to himself, closing the book. He dropped it into a box he reserved for paperwork and marked it 'Save'. Looking out the small window he saw that it was dark outside. "Are you coming down or what?" his Pop yelled. "I'm coming now," Ralphie answered, pulling the string to turn off the light. "Go and get changed, we're taking Grandpa out to dinner," Pop said, as he steadied the ladder for Junior to come down. He washed his face and hands and put on clean clothes. He liked Grandpa. He was always funny and now that he knew his little secret, some of his stories might now make more sense. When he came down the stairs, he saw that his parents had already set up the tree and decorated it. He sat down to wait until they were ready and looked at it. Just under the star on top, there was an ornament he'd seen as long as he could remember, but never gave it a second thought. It was a Toucan. "What do you know," he mumbled. They got to the rest home and Ralphie and his mother went in to get him. He was seated in the front entryway waiting for us. Ralphie helped him to his feet and he broke wind. "Sorry. Hi Baby Doll," he said, kissing Donna on the cheek. "God you're tall," he said looking up at Junior. "Where we goin'?" Grandpa asked. "Vito's," answered Donna. "Oh good, they have great veal," he said. "Grandpa, got any good stories tonight?" Junior asked. "I got a million of them," he replied, jabbing Ralphie in the side. "Great," Junior said, rubbing his hands together in anticipation. They arrived at Vito's and the place smelled great. Ralphie looked around and saw a few open tables. In the corner was a table with five guys playing cards. He saw a tall one, a short one, a fat one, one with a huge nose, and one that looked like... One looked up and pointed. "Look who the fuck just walked through the door!" Based on a post by Kirk 48 2002 [https://www.literotica.com/authors/Kirk482002/works], in 2 parts, for Literotica.

Offers I Couldn't Refuse: Part 1

OFFERS I COULDN'T REFUSE: PART 1. DITZY DONNA AND RALPHIE'S FIRST CHRISTMAS. Based on a post by Kirk 48 2002 [https://www.literotica.com/authors/Kirk482002/works], in 2 parts. Listen to the Podcast [https://archive.org/download/fall-2025/OffersICouldntRefuse1.mp3] at Connected [https://feeds.feedburner.com/connected-podcast]. [https://archive.org/download/fall-2025/OffersICouldntRefuse.jpg] "I really did used to like the holidays," grumbled Ralphie Persons Junior; as he rubbed the same spot on his head that he'd whacked several times in a row on the same slanted ceiling beam. It was the first weekend in December, and he was crawling around the attic, looking for boxes of holiday decorations, that his mother wanted hauled downstairs and put up, the day after Thanksgiving. Having just started his first term at community college, Ralphie Jr. managed to dodge that bullet by complaining that he had a couple of papers due in English Composition and Early American History. The papers being due the Monday after Thanksgiving was true, but he'd left out the part that they were already finished. With a mighty grunt, he shoved a box of Easter lawn decorations aside and hit his head again. That time he saw stars. "If she wants them down so bad, why doesn't she do it?" he grumbled louder to himself. "Because she's more than twice your age, she doesn't like to hit her head, and she's got you to do it," said Ralph Sr., looking like a disembodied head sticking up, out of the floor of the attic. "Now, if you're done complaining, I'm sure you've got some boxes to come down; so pass them to me and I'll take them down the ladder for you." That suited Ralphie just fine, because trying to balance the boxes as he slid out the access hole, and then find his footing on the ladder; was no easy chore. He pushed what he already had found, toward the opening and looked for more. After hitting his head once more, he was convinced he'd found them all. "I think that's it, Pop." "You're missing the box with the tree ornaments," came his mom's voice through the access way. Ralphie took a deep breath and counted to ten. "Alright mom, I'll keep looking," Jr. said, sounding a bit miffed. Actually sounding a lot miffed. "We're gonna go and start setting up the outside lights and blow up characters," said his Pop through the hatchway. "That'll keep us out of your way a while and let you blow off some steam. I don't want you saying something to your mother the wrong way and have you regret it later." "Okay," sighed Ralphie, nodding his head as his Pop disappeared down the hatch. He took a long look around the attic and didn't see a box marked ornaments, so he decided to straighten and organize the entire loft by opening each box and marking them. He found that some of the boxes had his old clothes that he wore in grade school."Why doesn't she get rid of this stuff?" he thought to himself. Then he chuckled."If she's waiting for grandkids she's got a long wait." He didn't really have a girlfriend but his parents thought he did. For some reason they both kept pushing the idea of him and the girl he took to the prom, Louise Johnson, as being a couple."A couple of dorks," he thought. Actually, he did take Louise AKA 'Looney Louise,' out on a few dates during the summer. She was kind of funny and interesting, but her shenanigans and her perpendicular hair, far outweighed the positives, except for her tits. "Whew," Jr. said, shaking his head at the thought of them. He remembered when she showed them to him, and he started to daydream. DOUBLE FEATURE. They were in the back of the movie theater and she was jamming popcorn in her mouth. He saw that she had as much 'fruit of the Redenbacher' on her shirt as she still had in her trough of popcorn. "I think you better do something," he said, pointing in the general direction of her breasts. She put the bucket under her boobs and pushed the lucky kernels back in causing her breasts to bounce several times. "There, better?" Other than a few genuine imitation butter stains she was all clean. She settled back in her seat and shifted around a bit almost slumping, forcing her breasts up and out. Between the seat in front of her and her tits in her face, Ralphie didn't think she could see the screen. He didn't realize he was staring at her, until her eyes slowly turned toward him. "Imagination running wild?" she whispered, placing her trough of corn on the floor. "I bet you've got a hundred different visions of what they look like, going on in your head. What do you think they look like?" Ralphie sat there with his mouth agape. "Oh come on. Maybe they're perky, droopy, hard, or soft. Maybe they have veins all over them. Maybe my nipples are large like acorns, small like cherry pits, or even big and puffy," she whispered, encouraging him in her game. Ralphie still sat there with his mouth agaip. She sighed. "No idea, huh? Okay," she said, unbuttoning her blouse down to her navel and unclasping the front hook on her bra. She snapped them open and said, "Behold!" ATTIC OF FAMILY ARTIFACTS. He was startled out of his obcessions by his father's strong voice. "Junior, did you find them yet?" his Pops voice said from the hole. "No, I decided to go through everything while I was up here. By the way, why is Mom saving all my old clothes? Some of this stuff goes back to first grade," he yelled loud enough for his Pop to hear. "I don't think she's actually saving it. It was more like putting winter or summer clothes away till next year but you grew out of them and they just didn't come back down. Mark those boxes 'Donations', slide them toward the hatch, and we'll get them down the road to the Goodwill later. Just make sure you go through every box you want to donate to make sure there isn't anything important in them," yelled Pop. "Okay," Ralphie yelled back. Thinking back to Louise, as he continued his work, it reminded him that he hadn't heard from her since she went out west to college. She didn't come home for Thanksgiving, and he wondered if she was coming around for the Christmas break. Several times, he thought to call to just say hello; but she didn't have a cell phone, (something about messing up her brain waves). He didn't have any idea exactly where she was staying out there; so that was that. Eventually, Ralphie found the ornaments and pushed them toward the hatch. The other holiday decorations were neatly stacked by which event came next on the calendar; and all that was left was for him to go through the boxes he marked 'Donations'. Most had nothing but clothes in them and a few had some old grade school projects in them like a Thanksgiving turkey made from a tracing of his hand. He put that kind of stuff aside for safekeeping and opened the last box. Under some toddler clothes, he found some folders and spiral wire-bound notebooks that belonged to his Pop. The folders contained some receipts and warranties for products long gone. Like that fax machine, and the Commodore Computer. The wire bound notebooks had some recipes and newspaper clippings about people his parents knew. One of the books had some writing in it, kind of like the notebook he'd found in the garage that spring. He flipped through it and saw some of those same magic words he'd seen in the last book like, 'boobs and tits'. That was dad's old email password for his AOL account. On the first page, it had a header and a title: "Journal: Thursday, December 26, 1974." "Christmas With the Ditz" Ralphie settled himself under the dangling light and pulled the string to turn it on. "Okay Pop, entertain me," he said as he began to read... DATING DONNA. It's been two weeks since she came back into my life. Donna. Ditzy Donna. I figured I'd write this down while it's still fresh in my mind. It's been kind of a crazy two weeks but what other kind would it be with her? She made the decision not to move in permanently with me until she found a job to help contribute. The job hunt took exactly fifteen minutes when she walked two blocks to Kiddie City and landed a job demonstrating toys. That sure took a stretch of imagination to see her potential as a goof-ball playing with toys for kids. At least she didn't have to go too far for the party favors she wore out on a regular basis. Her smock was always loaded down with a usual assortment as well as her favorite, a pair of Groucho glasses. The guy that hired Donna remembered her from somewhere in the past and gave her a huge starting rate. Most people started at two dollars and hour but he gave Donna six. I'm still a little jealous of that, considering I've worked for the same place since junior high school and don't make much more than that. By Wednesday of her first week, the manager realized he had a goldmine with her and worked her as long as she wanted. When they closed Saturday night, they gave her a paycheck for sixty-four hours at $6.00 an hour plus overtime, plus a hundred-dollar bonus for a job well done. The boss even cashed the check for her. Suddenly Donna was a rich ditz with the next day off and Christmas coming a few days later. On that Saturday night, the 21st, the true meaning of Christmas started to come shining through: Love, generosity, and ditzyness. SHOPPING SPREE. I heard the door slam and came out of the bedroom. "Look," yelled Donna, fanning her riches out in front of me. "They could be all ones," I said, standing on the other side of the room. She bunny hopped herself over to me and flapped the fanned greenbacks in my face. Nope, they were all twenties and tens and as crisp as the day they were made. "We got to go shopping," she said, slurring her words from a dollar induced high. I looked at my watch and said, "It's nine-thirty, everything's closed." She crossed her eyes and gave me a Bronx cheer. "It's the Saturday before Christmas! Everything is open until midnight!" "You said you wanted to go out to eat tonight. We can't shop and eat at the same time," I said. Donna suddenly looked very disappointed. "Come on, Ralph. I worked real hard this week for this," she said, letting her fist full of dollars flop down to her side. It was immediately covered by her six-inch too long sweater sleeve. "I don't feel like dealing with that tonight. I just want to and get something to eat and then hang out with you," I said, trying to sound as sincere as I could. That and the fact that we hadn't had sex since last weekend when she came back into town. Not that we didn't want to, it was a matter of female biology. "Do you promise to take me tomorrow?" she asked. "Yes." "Bright and early?" she asked, holding her index finger up at me. "Yes." "Bright and early as in first in line when they unlock the door?" she asked, now wagging her finger at me. "Ah, yes," I replied not as rock solid as before. She looked at me a second and tilted her head. "Cross your heart?" "Yes," I said, crossing my heart. "Pinky swear?" she asked, holding out her little finger to me. "Yeah, pinky swear," I said, hooking my little finger with hers. "Good. Now before we go out I need a shower 'cause I stink," she said, walking past me to the hallway. I watched her as she walked in the bathroom, turned on the light and the transistor radio. One by one, pieces of clothing were tossed out into the hallway and then the door closed. I heard the water start running and turned to go to the kitchen. The bathroom door opened, her hand popped out, and her finger beckoned me to follow. I may not be the smartest but I didn't need an explanation on that gesture. Even though I'd just gotten a shower an hour before I shucked my clothes and was in the bathroom faster than you could say 'All the way!' She was completely under the shower with her eyes wide open watching me as I hopped in myself. Little Ralphie was stiffly bouncing with glee at in her direction. "Don't get too frisky, we don't have a condom in here," she said, handing me the soap and washcloth. She was right; I had nearly four dozen brand-spanking new assorted Trojans sitting in their boxes, individually foil raped, tucked safely in the top drawer of the nightstand next to the bed. I told you I wasn't the smartest. Shit. Well, there was no use crying about it so I started to give Donna a good scrub down. I started down at her feet and worked my way up, taking extra special care on her privates and giving her boobs two coats of wax. She did her face herself to make sure she'd removed her make-up properly while I got the shampoo ready for her. Somewhere between squirting her head and getting up a full head of lather, her hand had managed to attach itself to little Ralphie. "Feels like someone didn't like being ignored this week," she said, blowing soap foam away from her mouth. "Think he'll forgive me?" "I'm sure he'd be happy if you tried," I replied. Just then, Sam Cook's 'Chain Gang' began playing on the radio. Donna started bending her knees and moving to the music, giving me hard tugs with every 'Hooh! Aah!' She mouthed the words, 'Well don't you know...' and then said, "I'm going to make you cum before the end of this song," while blinded by lather and spitting soap. "Okay," I squeaked, while trying to clean that wild mop of blond hair. She sang some, mouthed the words some, and gyrated as she worked on me to the music. She started using both hands, making sure that every time the 'Hoohs' and 'Aahs' came on, the tugs were more forceful. By the time he was singing about going home to see his woman, I wasn't scrubbing her head any more, I was holding on for dear life. My left knee started shaking and I gagged on a mouthful of water as she coaxed me over the edge. As he asked for some water 'cause he was thirsty, the first blast hit her on the stomach. The second and third hit her thigh and kneecap and the rest dribbled down into the water. Donna held me until I went soft while I leaned on the shower wall for support. "I told you I'd make you cum before the end of the song," she said, spitting more soap at me. "Now do you mind if I rinsed off too?" she said, still blind with lather. "Sure," I said, climbing out and drying myself off. OUT TO EAT. At 10:30, we were slamming the doors to my car. We could've been out of my apartment ten minutes faster but even with a super heavy-duty hair dryer it takes forever to get Donna's hair to the point of just being damp let alone dry. "So, where do you want to go?" I asked, as my '64 Malibu turned over. Donna thought for moment. "I guess we're a little late for the 'All the Way House'." 'Thank God,' I thought. "I'm hungry, but I just don't know what I'm in the mood for. Just head over to Main Street and we'll look for something open," she said. A car pulled up behind us, blocking our way out. "Uh oh," said Donna when she saw who got out of the car. It was my good buddy Jim. "Hey guy, how ya doing?" He asked leaning down to my window. "Hey mop head," he said, nodding in Donna's direction. "I see you're heading out. What a coincidence. How about letting me use the place for a little while?" Jim usually dropped by on Friday nights to 'use' my apartment. Being it was Saturday I thought I was safe. Guess not. "I don't think so." "Come on. We'll be gone before you know it," he said, looking back at his smoking piece of crap. Tonight's girl looked about ten years older than us; and her make-up was crooked. The memory of last week's debacle was still fresh in my mind, and I couldn't help but get nasty. "How much is she costing you?" "Be nice," he said, wagging his finger at me. "It's a cousin of my sister's friend. She's got Parkinson's or something." "Getting pretty far down the list, aren't you?" asked Donna, shaking her head. "What, are you kidding? That shaking bit could take things to a whole new level," he replied, humping my door to stress his point. "No, for a lot of reasons; starting with the fact that you owe me twenty dollars, for the money you took out of my wallet." He tossed a twenty down on my lap. "You also owe me fifty for that citation for disturbing the peace." Two more twenties and a ten fluttered down the steering wheel and my legs. "My apartment still smells like burnt popcorn!" He went to his car and came back with an unopened air freshener. "You smashed my TV!" I shouted. Jim sighed. "I can't help you there right now." Donna weighed in; "He said no, Jim. Go down by the lake. She can give you a shaky handjob like all the other high school kids parked over there," Donna said. "Now move your car, I want to eat!" That was my Donna; ditzy, yet assertive. I didn't bother letting Jim in on the fact that I had the citation taken care of. Well, I had fifty bucks toward a new TV. He left, and we were finally on our way. We passed a few burger places, but neither of us wanted one. Then Donna pointed. "Oh! Vito's is still open!" Vito's pizzeria and restaurant opened its doors in 1950, in a strip shopping center; as a simple pizza and sandwich shop. Business was so good that a few years ago when a store next to it went vacant, he expanded; turning it into a table and booth establishment. The food was excellent and they had a BYOB policy that most customers utilized. Though their menu was somewhat pricey, it was a successful family business. No, I don't mean Vito's family. I mean that other Italian family. You know, wink-wink. Now, I don't know for sure if Vito is one of them, but there's always a table that has four to six men in suit coats playing cards, while people come and go, greeting them with envelopes as they shake hands. It's always the same four to six. One thing was for sure at Vito's: Skipping on the check, was not recommended. I'd heard rumors of those that tried; nothing factual, just stories. Tonight the check will be paid, cash. I enjoy walking without a permanent gimp. We entered the place and the first thing I noticed was all six suits were in attendance at their usual table, playing cards and the place was all decked out for Christmas. Donna picked a table far enough away from the door so she could take her coat off and not get cold, but she left her very long sleeved cardigan sweater on. I left my coat on and sat down. I looked around, saw a few people I knew, and only a couple of empty tables. "I guess there's a lot of hungry people, finishing holiday shopping tonight," I said. "Look at that tree," said Donna, marveling at a giant white fur lit up like a, well, like a Christmas tree with all white lights standing in the corner. "We need to get a tree." "The apartment complex kind of frowns on that, Donna. They're fire hazards. They don't mind artificial trees," I said, trying to salvage her good mood. "What? You mean those stick aluminum trees that have a lighted dial that changes color shining on it? My grandparents had one of them. It looked stupid," she replied. "I want one like that!" she said loud, pointing across the room. That got the attention of the 'suits' and they turned to look. "Donna!" said the skinny one with a pair of jacks. "Donna!" shouted the tall one with three threes. "Donna!" coughed the fat one holding a busted flush. All six of the men got up and came to our table to greet us. No, make that ‘greet Donna.’ In the course of their conversation, I picked up that they all knew her dad, and one summer she ran errands for the guys. When they were done talking, they headed back to their table, except for 'fat busted flush'. "Anything you want tonight's on us. You want something to drink, order it." "But this is a 'bring your own' place," said Donna. He shook his head. "Anything you want, you got it," he replied. "But we're not old enough to drink," she said, laughing. "Believe me," he said, holding his hand over his heart. "Anything you want honey, no problem." "How about a tree like that," she said, pointing at the giant in the corner. He patted his coat, pulled out a pad and pen, and jotted something down. As he handed the note to Donna he said, "Go down the corner where they have that temporary lot of trees set up. Ask for Paulie Toucan, not Paulie Asshole, and hand him that note. He'll take care of you." Then he turned to look at me, and said, "How ya doin'," and waddled back to his seat. "Boy, the way they acted, you'd think you were Italian," I said, catching the eye of the waitress. Donna looked at me like I was stupid. "I am." "Your last name is Brunner. How is that Italian?" I asked. "Actually my family's last name is Bruno. It was changed when my grandfather came over on the boat. Does it make a difference?" she asked, propping up her chin on her hand. "Bruno. Why does that sound familiar?" I asked. "It should. My grandfather is like a second cousin to the big guy in Philly," she said. "Hi Donna," said our waitress. "Do you want a menu or do you know what you want?" I thought she looked familiar. Now I knew who she was. Ronnie Vaspero. She was the cutest girl in school from first grade all the way up through high school. At first, she was a nice girl. Then she realized her looks were special. Suddenly, most people she knew no longer existed to her. She oozed conceit and kept her nose in the air around anyone that wasn't Italian, or a member of the upper class. The only reason she was working here, was that she was engaged to Vito's son, who stood to inherit the joint when Vito hung up his apron for good. At that moment, her nose was so high that if a bird was in the rafters and took a dump it would've gone right up her nostrils. I glanced up at the ceiling. Nope, there weren't any birds when we needed 'em. "I'm just gonna have the veal parmie," said Donna, "And a Coke." Ronnie didn't even turn her head in my direction. She just stood with her pen hovering over the check pad. "I'll have the same," I offered. "Original thinker," she mumbled as she turned to go. Donna slapped the table. "Wait! I want a side dish of hot peppers and make sure I get a shaker of the red pepper stuff!" Ronnie stopped in mid-stride, facing away from us, and wrote that done. When she continued to stand there; I realized she was waiting to see if I was adding anything. "Nothing for me." "Wuss," I heard her mumble as she went into the kitchen. I shook my head and patted Donna on the hand. "What does the note say?" She opened it and snorted. "Whatever she wants - delivered tonight, Alphonse." "That's not bad, but is it really a good idea to take a favor like that from them?" I asked, not sure of the rules. "If we didn't take them up on the offer it would be a great insult to them. Trust me, we don't want to do that," she said waving at the thin one that glanced in her direction. Our food came quickly and Donna emptied half a jar of crushed red pepper on hers. Next to her plate was another just as large with two-dozen green hot chili peppers on it. My nose started running just from the smell of them. For every red pepper laden mouthful of veal or spaghetti, one pepper was eaten until they were gone. When we finished, Ronnie gave us a check that said 'COMP'. I left her a tip and we gave our thanks to the suits and walked out. Donna looked up and down the street. "Which way is the;" I glanced back in the window of Vito's, and all six guys were pointing which way to go. "This way," I said, trying to make myself sound intelligent. "Cool," said Donna, as she put on her Groucho glasses and blew on a party favor. "You know, I don't have anything to put on the tree let alone a stand for it," I let my girl know. "Don't worry about it," she replied. As we got near the place, we saw two men standing by a barrel with a good fire going in it and both were warming their hands. Behind them were dozens of trees of different types and sizes. A few people were milling around looking them over. In the center of the lot was a immense tree lit and decorated to the hilt. As we approached the men, they noticed Donna and started to laugh. "So," said the tall one, still laughing. "What kind of tree you want?" Donna took off her glasses and stuffed them in her pocket. "We're looking for Paulie Toucan." "I'm Paulie," said the short older man. It was obvious why he had the nickname Toucan. His nose made Jimmy Durante's look petite. "I'm supposed to give this to you," Donna said, handing him the note. He read it and showed it to the other guy. The other guy read it and said, "What the fuck? That's the second one tonight, Paulie. He's killing all our profit." He quickly shook his head. Turning to Donna, he said; "Forget it. You can turn right around and tell that fat fuck if he wants you to have a tree he can come pay for it." "Hey, watch your mouth, Paulie," said the Toucan, pointing out the fact that Donna was a girl. 'Asshole. A perfect nickname,' I thought. Toucan pulled Donna aside and lead her through the lot while I followed a few paces behind. "Don't worry about him, we're thinkin' it's a sugar problem. Now, what kind of tree were you looking for?" "I was hoping for one like Vito's got in his place," said Donna hopefully. "I think it was a White Pine." He turned back and shouted, "Hey Paulie, wasn't that a White Pine we sent over to Vito's?" "Fuck off!" Asshole barked, as a woman and her kid passed by him. "Hi sweetie," he said to her, as the woman pulled her kid away from him. "Could be Tourette's," Toucan said, shrugging his shoulders. "Now tell me why Al wants to give you a tree." "He knew my father and remembered me from when I was little," she replied. My dad's Silvio Brunner. "Your dad's Silly Toots? Yeah I know him. He's an old friend of ours," said Paulie Toucan, smiling from ear to ear. "So you're his kid, huh?" Donna looked at him. "Toots?" she asked. "Yeah, ah, you know. He always farted when he walked, like a toy train tooting." Donna fell the ground laughing her ass off. "Now I know for sure you know my dad," she said between whoops. When she calmed down, I grabbed her hand and pulled her up. As she finished giggling she snorted and said, "I want that tree," pointing at the lit and decorated centerpiece. "That one?" asked Paulie, making sure she wasn't kidding. "Yep, that one," she replied. "That's our display model," Toucan stated. "But I want it." "Donna, don't make him mad. Pick another tree," I said, trying to help. "I want that one," she said emphatically. "It's too big to fit in the apartment," I said just as sternly. Toucan turned to me and said, "Hey, Douche Bag, did I ask for your help?" He turned and pleaded with her. "If we give you that tree, it's gonna take forever to take all the stuff off and put it on another one." Donna looked him right in the eye and said, "I don't think you understand. I want it exactly the way it is." Then blew a party favor in his face. "But, but." he stammered. "Read the note again," she suggested. He didn't have to. He knew what it said. Drooping his shoulders in defeat, he said, "Okay, if you want this tonight; it's gonna take a while cause I gotta get some more guys over here to help me. Besides, I can't leave Paulie in charge," Toucan said pointing in Asshole's direction. "What the fuck you looking at," Asshole snapped back. "Not with his epilepsy," added Toucan. "Donna, that tree is way too tall for the ceiling," I said. "We'll cut it down as needed," said Paulie. "He really is a douche bag, isn't he?" Toucan asked Donna. "Yeah, but he's kind of a sweet douche bag," Donna said, pinching my cheek. He looked around until he saw some of his helpers. "Hey, use three, when you're done there, I need you get this tree ready for delivery," he shouted, pointing to the demo. "That fuckin' thing?" asked the kid, tying a tree to the hood of a car. "That fuckin' thing?" growled the kid, picking a woman's purse. "That fuckin' thing?" asked the kid holding a young boy upside down by the ankles. "What?" screamed Asshole, kicking over the fire barrel. "Ah, yous two ought to get out of here before Paulie pops an aneurysm. Give me your address and phone number, and I'll see you later." Toucan glanced at us both. "You are gonna be up later, right?" I looked at my watch. It was 12:30 in the early AM. I wondered just how serious Donna was about getting up early to be first in line at the shopping center. I also was concerned about making too much noise for the neighbors. "Around what time are we talking?" I asked. "I'm not sure. I have to get at least four more people here. Tonight is our busiest night of the year," Toucan said. "Might be a couple of hours." "But it's already after midnight," I said, not following his reasoning. "It's the last Saturday before Christmas. A lot of people wait until tonight after the kiddies go to bed to get a tree. Then mom and pop sit up all night, decorating; as a surprise. Of course, some wait until Christmas Eve, telling the kids that Santa brought it. We don't wait around for that. At midnight, we call it quits and head home. Any trees left are up for grabs. By then, the only people that haven't gotten a tree are those that don't celebrate it; or the really hard off. For them I say, God bless you, take a tree. Now go; before Paulie gets his second wind." I looked over at Asshole, and he'd already picked up the barrel and was headed in our direction. "Thanks Paulie, we'll see you later," I said, grabbing Donna by the arm and pulled her in the direction of my car. OUR FIRST CHRISTMAS TREE. It didn't take long for Donna to clear enough room for the tree considering I didn't have a TV anymore. Now all we had to do was wait. I stood looking at the cleared out corner, then looked at the clock. It was 1:10. I got a wonderful idea and turned back toward the sofa, to tell Donna; only she wasn't in the room. I headed down the hallway to the bedroom and found her face down, buck-naked, and spread eagle on the bed. "I see you had the same Idea I had," I said, ripping off my clothes as fast as I could. "It wasn't so much an idea, as a need. Little Ralphie better have some life left, after earlier," she said, almost like a warning. I dug through the drawer, came out with a condom, and handed it to Donna. She rolled over and sat up, facing me, and put on her Groucho glasses, like they could actually help her read. "What is this?" she asked. "Ribbed for her pleasure," she read. "And it's pink." "I wanted to try something different," I replied. She kissed me. Donna wasn't big on physical contact around others, even when we were alone she didn't cling to me. That made any contact with her, all the more meaningful and electrifying. Right now, her kiss sent shock waves through me, and also burned the crap out of my tongue. All those frickin' hot peppers. Mental note: no oral sex tonight. I caressed the smooth skin of her back and her thighs. With each touch, my mind kept asking if this was real. Just a few short weeks ago, I was as alone as anyone could be. Now, the girl that I've always loved, was here, and she loved me. As my hand moved back to her side, she drew her knee up exposing herself. I could smell her urgency. I'd never 'diddled with the cliddle' but I'd read some stories about it. So, I lowered my hand and touched her. She sighed and kissed me harder. So far so good. I felt around for her clit and she let me know when I found it by biting my tongue. "Sorry," she whispered, pulling away from the kiss and lying onto her back. A moan escaped her lips. "A little faster, please," she whispered. I diddled a little faster and she grabbed the first thing her hand touched, a handful of hair from the back of my head. Her hips heaved up and slammed back down on the bed. She shrieked and shook and pulled my hair. When she calmed down, she let go of my hair, pulled out a party favor, and blew on it. From beginning to end, less than a minute went by. "Whew, I needed that," she said, pushing her hair out of her face. "Where's that thing?" she asked, looking for the condom. "For my pleasure, huh? I may never want to do it any other way." She winked at me. I was plenty ready by the time she had the wrapper off and put it on me. After a few misfires she helped guide me in. It felt so good! I stayed there unmoving. "Are you okay?" she asked. "It feels so good," I mumbled. "I know Ralphie, but let's give those ribs a rip." 'Never leave your girl wanting more, always finish the job,' I thought, as I found a rhythm she seemed to like. "These are great," she said, pumping me harder and faster. I tried to keep up with her, but she was going nuts below me. "Wait, wait," she said, as she rolled us over and climbed on top. "Relax and enjoy the ride," she said breathlessly. Donna rode me like I was a bucking bronco. Her hair was flopping and her luscious tits were bouncing, while I could do little but get thumped in the crotch, and watch this magnificent girl work herself into a mind blowing orgasm. When she came, she jammed down hard, grabbed me by the shoulders, and shouted 'Yes!" through gritted teeth. Her hard protruding nipples were rubbing my chest. She breathed hard for a minute, and then flopped her head down on my neck. Her breath was still brutal, but I didn't mind. "You didn't cum," she whispered, moving her crotch a little with me still in there. "How could you tell?" I asked. "You get a funny look on your face," she said. "I think I got bruised," I said. Donna rolled off and inspected me. "Oh shit, I'm sorry Ralph. Oh my God, you're all red down here. I guess I don't know my own strength. I'm really sorry," she said, as her eyes started to fill with tears. "That's all right, don't worry about it. You didn't break anything permanently," I said, pulling off the condom. "I'll make it up to you," she said, between kisses on my cheek and rubs on my crotch. To be continued in part 2. Based on a post by Kirk 48 2002 [https://www.literotica.com/authors/Kirk482002/works], in 2 parts, for Literotica.