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The Librarian: Part 2

THE LIBRARIAN: PART 2 ABOUT LAST NIGHT  by horn pixy [https://www.sexstories.com/profile637871/hornypixy]. Listen to the ► Podcast [https://archive.org/download/winter-short-stories/TheLibrarian2.mp3] at Connected [https://feeds.feedburner.com/connected-podcast]. [https://archive.org/download/winter-short-stories/Librarian2.jpg] Well, she thought almost bitterly as she got dressed in sweatpants and a plain black sweater that was soft and a little loose after her latest, and to date most successful, weight-loss plan. She considered shoes, but settled for her fluffy pink slippers instead. So much for her brilliant theory. She had sat there for hours and hours on the most uncomfortable stool ever, drinking glass after glass of whiskey because she didn t know what else to order and was too shy to ask. And nobody; not even one man; had shown any interest in her. The only one who talked at her at all was the hot bartender, who The bartender! Of course! That s why the man had looked familiar to her in her bathroom. His features had been blurry without her glasses, of course, but she was reasonably sure it was him. She was almost a hundred percent certain of it. The only question was; what was he doing in her apartment? It s a long story, he said when she asked him later, in her kitchen, her hair wrapped up in a towel and perched on her head. His eyes followed her movements around the kitchen as she got milk from the fridge for the coffee and put bread in the toaster. The irony of the morning-after-nothing-happened breakfast didn t escape his notice. I have time, she said carefully, closing the blinds to avoid all possible sources of light. Give me the quick version. Fine, he said with a sigh. You were drunk, I helped you home. My keys are locked in my car and I couldn t get a cab to come get me. That s it, in a nutshell. And because I know you re still wondering, I spent the night on your couch, shivering a little. Ok, shivering a lot. It was damn cold. Plus I have a crick in my neck now. She winced. I m sorry. I wish you d waken me up, I would at least have helped you with a blanket. I could have used your hairdryer to build a nuclear bomb right next to your bed and you wouldn t have woken up. You were out cold. Another wince. I m really sorry, she said. I don t know what came over me. I ve never been that drunk before. I m really not the type. I know, he said, not bothering to hide his grin. You told me last night. She chewed her bottom lip nervously. Brandon wanted to take that hot little task over for her. He imagined nibbling on those petal soft lips and cleared his throat a little. What else did I tell you? she wanted to know apprehensively. Well, you work in a library, and you can t lie even to telephone salespeople. Is that all? Not by a long shot. By the way, what does technically mean? She frowned and cocked her head in a what do you mean? way. Technically? Yes. When is something technically and when is it; I don t know, untechnically? Physically? Literally? I have absolutely no idea what you re talking about, she said and smeared a thin strip of margarine over her dry toast. He cupped his hands around the plain white cup filled to the brim with coffee and leaned forward. Tell me, he said conversationally, sadistically waiting for her to take a bite of toast. How does one remain a virgin, but only technically? She started choking as he d expected, coughing and wheezing and grabbing her coffee to help the dry bread down the right pipe. What? Apparently, if you were speaking the truth last night which drunk people seem prone to do for some reason, you are technically still a virgin, but not in a physical sense. I was just wondering how that happens. I told you that? Oh my; I m so sorry! He laughed at the red flush creeping up her neck and into her cheeks. Relax, he said. Its fine. I would just love to hear that story. Because there has to be a story. Not really, she muttered, and then, as an afterthought, I m never drinking again. Wise words that has been spoken by many, many people over the years. I mean it, she insisted. I honestly can t believe I told you that. Virginity is nothing to be ashamed of, Brandon said, stroking one finger down her arm. It kind of is, when you re twenty nine. He gaped. You re twenty nine and you ve never had sex? How the hell had that happen? I don t know, it just; happened, she muttered. Or more to the point, it just never happened. There must be a reason, he prompted. There isn t one specific reason, it s more like a series of non-sexual incidents, strung together by everything from dating sites to five-minute dating games and more blind dates than I can count. I take it none of that worked for you? I met the most interesting people. Like Mike, who was seventy two at the time, and told me he had a granddaughter fantasy he wanted to play out with me. He wanted you to pretend to be his granddaughter? She shook her head. If only. I m not sure how this would have played out since I didn t stick around to find out, but I had to play the grandfather. And he was one of the better options. Brandon sat back, stunned. No way, he said disbelievingly. She nodded. I m serious. After him was a series of serial losers; men who couldn t hold on to jobs and girls and had to borrow money from one loan shark to pay off the next. The type of guys whose idea of cleaning out the trailer means letting a stray dog in to lick the stains from the floor and to put all the porn in one box. Oh, he was in deep shit, Brandon thought as he roared with laughter. She had a sense of humor. There was, to his mind, nothing sexier in a girl than a sense of humor. And after them? She frowned. I met this guy, his name is Stanley, online. We went on a few dates and it didn t go too bad, till his parole officer contacted me to let me know he was back in jail for harassing little kids at a park. She winced. It was messy. The police went through my house, looking for signs of kiddie-porn. Apparently he was part of a child-prostitution and trafficking ring. I had no idea. I got off with a warning, since there was no evidence that I was involved, and he told them that I knew nothing. I suspect they still monitor my internet history every once in a while. Helpless laughter rocked through him. No wonder she was still a virgin, if these were the kind of men she stumbled across during her search. What about high school? he asked. And college? She looked down at her hands. I wasn t exactly Miss Popular in school, she said simply. I wasn t even that shy girl that nobody talks to except when they need help with math, because I sucked at math. Still do, as a matter of fact. I didn t fit in with any of the clicks. I wasn't pretty and I wasn't clever, and I didn t have any secret talents. The only thing I was good at was reading, and I did a lot of that. But nobody makes friends in the school library, right? Especially not if the girl is chubby and have the fashion sense of a blind nun. Now that part I can help you with, he said. Why don t I go shopping with you and help you pick out a few outfits that will make the, uh, best of your figure? She looked down at herself. True, she was wearing sweatpants, but they were new and still neat. And her sweater might be a bit too big after her diet, but it was of a good material and had been expensive and it didn t lose shape in the wash. But his words made her feel downright dowdy. Do you remember what I told you last night? he asked. I barely remember you, never mind anything you told me, she said, stung. He frowned a little and gazed at her with an intent look on his face that made her wonder if he could see more than what she revealed. You expressed the wish to... how to put this delicately? find somebody to enjoy yourself with, but you were concerned that you don t have the right look and personality to attract men. I merely offered my advice to help you if you wanted an objective opinion. Oh, she said, pushing her plate away from her with one finger. Actually, what he d promised was to help her learn to fake it, but Brandon was strangely reluctant to hurt her feelings by telling her that. She was female, after all, and would immediately conclude that he thought she wasn t good enough or pretty enough, or didn t have what it takes to attract men like ants to a syrup bottle. And that was just bull. Even if he had had almost those exact same thoughts not twelve hours ago. Why are you being so nice to me? she asked after a few semi-awkward moments of silence. He shrugged. Maybe I m just a nice guy. Men are never nice unless they have an agenda. He winced. Ouch. True, but ouch. She gave him a small smile. So what s your agenda? Getting in your pants. Maybe I want library privileges. She snorted. Like what? Showing you what the reference section should really be used for. Maybe I have a fine for a book that s late. Think you can help me make it disappear? Her smile was like the sunrise. Are you trying to bribe me? He leaned forward with a grin. Maybe I am. Are you corruptible? Certainly not. I m a good girl, you know. She was trying hard to look prim and proper, and failing miserably. Her eyes; those bluer-than-the-sky eyes of hers; were filled with laughter behind her pretty glasses, despite the way she was pursing her lips and trying to look chastising. All right. So I ll have to pay the fine, then. How about this? There s a book I want to read, but it s on a waiting list. I would love to be moved to the top of the list. She pretended to think about it. That depends, she decided. What book is it? He couldn t help it, couldn t resist the invitation their flirting was issuing. The Art of Pleasuring Women, he said, wondering if she would accept the unvoiced challenge. She did, though her eyes widened slightly in scandalous provocation. Well, now, she said, clearing her throat a little. I guess I can be convinced. Wouldn t want your girlfriend to be dissatisfied by your prowess. It would be sad for the poor girl if you didn t know how to; get things done. You might even say it s my civic duty to let you have the necessary instruction. His throat was a little dry and he lifted his cup to his lips, surprised to realize there wasn t another drop. Yeah, he said. Education is important. Speaking of education, I think it s time for lesson one. Lesson one in what? He grinned. Making you irresistible. Emily twisted her hair into a clip with a practiced movement. Brandon had given her couple of hours while he got a cab to take him home and get his spare keys, promising to be back for her first lesson. She felt awkward when he left, sure it would be the last time she saw him. She knew he thought her plain and uninteresting he d basically said it himself in so many words; and he had absolutely no reason to waste his Saturday on her. She was surprised at the desolation she had felt when she stood at her window, watching his cab pull off. He was the first man in a long time to be nice to her. Not many guys would go to the trouble he d gone too to get her home safely. He d looked after her as if they were friends, and this morning he d joked with her and put her at ease, making her forget about the humiliation of her alcohol-loosened tongue of the previous evening. For goodness sake, she had told him she was still a virgin. Why on earth had she felt the need to share that with him? Now he would always remember her as that crazy girl who couldn t handle a few drinks and had no taste in clothes. He was nice, and talking to him had been very nice and seeing him again would be even nicer, but she was not na ve enough to believe he would be back. Still, she couldn t help taking extra care when she dried her hair and did her make-up. The result was less than satisfactory, to her own eyes. No matter what she did, she would be plain. Nothing could change that. She had never been pretty, nor would she ever be. And you d best make peace with it, she muttered to her slightly depressed image in the mirror. She threw open her closet and looked at the piles of clothes that had been arranged with military precision, according to color and styles. It was a bit sad, watching her cupboard. Most of what she owned was either white or beige or cream, or any variation of that. There were blacks and navy blues, and a few browns and greys. Some dowdy shades of maroon and a mourning, drab purple, but that was it. Was this really what her life had whittled down to? Her job was going nowhere, fast, she had no relationships outside her head, and her closet looked like she let her grandmother do her shopping. Why on earth had she bought that grey and brown coat hanging in the back? It was horrible. It was hideous, even if it was made of the finest wool she d ever touched. Emily pulled it off the hanger and dumped it on the bed unceremoniously. She grabbed another jacket, a few skirts she was ashamed to say she d worn more than twice. The heap on her bed piled high as she emptied her closet almost completely. She was feeling slightly frantic by the time she was done with the coats and jackets and started on slacks and trousers. Had she been blind her entire life, to wear this? What are you doing? a voice suddenly said, disturbing her. Emily dropped a faded charcoal blouse on the floor in surprise. Her sort-of friend and downstairs neighbor was staring at the bed, which was covered with clothes, with an expression of revulsion. She must have used the spare key Emily had left with her, because Emily had locked the door behind Brandon. Usually Judith knocked, but Emily hadn t heard anything. You! said Emily accusingly, bending down to pick up the shirt and holding it out in front of her. I blame you! For what? Judith asked, clearly not sure what to expect. This is partly your fault, Emily scolded, shaking and accusing finger at Judith. How could you let me wear this crap? In public? Judith stared at the bed, her mouth working a little as she processed the situation. I thought you liked it. You should have told me I look about ninety! What sort of friend are you? Em, you always look neat. I thought Neat! I looked neat. And how many guys want to have sex with neatness, I ask you? Uhm Judith cleared her throat. Clearly, not as many as you d like. Emily threw another armful of blouses; a mustardy floral, a khaki-with-frills and a navy box neck that looked like the wrong end of the fifties; on the bed. None, that s how many, she said grimly. How am I supposed to get somebody to marry if I can t even find a man to have sex with me? What s wrong with me? There is not a thing wrong with you, Judith said immediately and loyally. You just; appeal to a different demographic than the men you meet. Yeah, Emily muttered. The men at the senior citizen really enjoy chatting to me on Library Tuesday. They show up by the busloads to come see me. Judith stifled a laugh. Why are you taking all of your clothes out of your closet? Emily sank down on her bead and glanced at the pile of ugly materials and styles. I m getting rid of it, she said darkly. All of it. And I m going to buy new things. Pretty things. Color, Judith, I need color. Pink and green and yellow. Red! I don t even have a red dress. Why don t I have a hot red dress? Red s really not your color, Judith said. Or yellow, to be honest. You need to stay away from red and yellow, and definitely no orange. See? Why haven t you told me this before? Look at me, Judith, I m a mess. Judith sat down next to her. I guess you always seem so content, so at peace with your life. I used to envy you that. I m the most unstable person I know, and you just never cared what people thought about you. I had no idea you were dissatisfied. I m sorry I let you wear ugly clothes. Emily gave a small laugh and glanced at the empty hangers in the closet. There were two coats that had passed her test; a truly timeless black cashmere and a really warm, snowy white one she d bought on sale but hadn t worn yet because it would get dirty the second she ventured out of her bedroom. It s ok. It s not your fault. I should have realized I need help long before now. What brought this on? Judith asked, picking up the mustard shirt looking at it shrewdly. This would make an excellent floor rag, by the way. Emily laughed slightly. Nothing brought it on. I m just; I m tired of being part of the scenery in my own life, you know? When is it my turn to have some fun? I ve been waiting so patiently for my life to begin, and look where it s brought me. I m twenty nine, I ve never had sex, and I m too scared to venture outside this comfort zone I ve been digging for myself with serviceable clothing and comfortable shoes and not enough friends. Your shoes are really ugly, Judith said, honestly. And I promise I ll tell you from now on if you wear something that doesn t work. Emily looked at her nearly empty cupboard. Thanks, she said. I guess I ll take this stuff to the Salvation Army, if they want it. Let me help with that, Judith said. I have a car, so it ll be much easier for me. I know a great homeless shelter that needs donations desperately. I d appreciate that, Emily said. Why did you come here today? Did they drop my mail off in your box again? No, I wanted to ask about that really hot guy I saw coming out of your apartment a while ago. Was he the cable repair man or something? No, Emily said, blushing a little. He; actually, he spent the night here. On my couch, she added quickly. Nothing happened. I was so drunk he had to bring me home from the bar. Judith s eyes widened. But you never drink, she said. I did last night. Never mind that, then. Oh my word, Emily, you let a stranger sleep over at your house? And you didn t jump him? He wasn t interested in being jumped, Emily said. He s just; a nice guy I m never going to see again. Judith chewed the inside of her lip. Leave this stuff, she said, and bring your credit card. We re going to go shopping. Brandon paced the hallway outside Emily s apartment. He d been there for an hour and she still wasn't opening the door. She was either avoiding him on purpose, or incapable of answering the damn bell, or, most probably, not home. Which just plain pissed him off. Hadn t he told her he would be back? She had no business being out when he wanted to see her! He kept walking, following the generic grey carpeting with the navy pattern with his eyes. This was ridiculous. He should be at home, watching sport or having an afternoon nap. He should not be pacing around, waiting for Emily to show up. What was he, a horny teenager who mistakes lust for love? He forced himself to leave after another half hour. No girl was worth waiting for like this. It was pathetic and sad and told him, more than anything else, how much he needed to get laid. These; feelings he seemed to have caught, were like a disease. Or a virus. And the best cure for unwanted feelings is a good old-fashioned boink fest. He knew plenty of girls who would be more than happy to oblige. It was just such a pity he wasn't interested in anybody except Emily. Brandon scowled. Are you sure about the dress? Emily asked for the third time, loading the last of the shopping bags into Judith s car. They d spent almost five hours straight in the shops, with Judith dragging her from the one shop to the next, picking out clothes and smelling discounts from miles away. Her arms were sore from carrying the bags around, and her credit card had given up screaming in pain ten purchases ago. Instead, she imagined it making small little whimpers as it lay in her wallet, trying to curl itself up against the agony and torture she d put it through. But oh, she loved the clothes! The colors; Emily had never thought there were so many shades of pink, or that she could look so good in pastel and bright colors alike. For the first time in years, she didn t feel dowdy. She felt pretty, since Judith had made her go to a bathroom and change from frumpy and dumpy to smart and sexy. She was wearing a short skirt, teetering around on high-heeled boots that could not possible be good for her insteps. She felt deliciously slutty, even though the skirt wasn't that short. But the tight black sweater she wore with it dipped low enough to make men take a second look, and the jacket she had on over it was hot-pink and attention grabbing. Added to that the new jewel

18 Jul 2026 - 1 h 0 min
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The Librarian: Part 1

THE LIBRARIAN: PART 1 BRANDON HAS BEEN HARBORING A SECRET LIBRARIAN FANTASY  by horn pixy [https://www.sexstories.com/profile637871/hornypixy]. Listen to the ► Podcast [https://archive.org/download/winter-short-stories/TheLibrarian1.mp3] at Connected [https://feeds.feedburner.com/connected-podcast]. [https://archive.org/download/winter-short-stories/Librarian1.jpg] Brandon has been harboring a secret librarian fantasy for many years, but Emily was hardly his idea of a hot librarian. She was the type of women who came a side-serving of Complication. So why couldn't he stay away from her? It was almost time for last call. Brandon wiped the sodden rag over the counter and put the empty glass the girl had just put down into the crate under the bar with the other dirty glasses. One more? he asked. She nodded and took her wallet from her purse. He handed her the scotch on the rocks; her sixth or seventh one for the evening; and wondered how she managed to keep her balance on the high barstool. Her eyes had that glazed look of somebody who had definitely had a few too many, but if he had not been the one to pour her drinks; all six or seven of them; he would not have guessed she was drunk. There was no characteristic slumping or wobbling or even raucous laughter. In fact, her ramrod straight posture and uncanny balance reminded him of a ballet teacher, especially with her hair scraped back into a bun like that. She was pretty enough, in a neat, mousy little way. It was impossible to hazard a guess at the figure under the bulky, shapeless coat she was wearing over goodness knew what. She was wearing glasses with a nice frame that actually suited her face in a non-descript kind of way. Brandon had never seen such a dignified drunk in his life. She had better manners drunk than most people had when they were stone cold sober and sitting their grandmother s sitting rooms. Thank you, she said politely when she accepted her change and slipped half of it into the tip-jar, as she had been doing all evening. He kept an eye on her as he started straightening bottles on the shelf behind him, wondering about her story. Brandon loved his job. He owned several bars and still spent an evening now and then behind the counter. After serving drinks for three years across the globe when he was fresh out of high school, he enjoyed the occasional trip down memory lane. It fascinated him to see how alike people were, no matter where they lived. Broken hearts healed just as slowly in Hawaii as they did in Australia, and flirting was a universal art that did not differ too much from one place to another. He loved watching the games, the intrigues, the emotions, as people relaxed around him. He d seen it all; the break-ups and the make-ups, the hopeful souls scouring the bar for the love of their lives; or at least the lay of the night. He d seen people drink to forget, or to try to keep memories alive. He d seen them drink because there was nothing else to do, or because they couldn t do anything else. He d seen the lonely girls go home with the wrong men and knew they d wake up the next morning with alcohol on their breath and regret in their hearts. He d seen women play fast and loose, and the men who managed to escape their clutches. He d seen the best and the worst of people, but he thought he d never quite seen anything like the girl sitting there in a dull brown coat, finishing one drink after another without toppling over or falling into somebody s lap on her way to the bathroom. She was fresh and new, and it intrigued him. The bar was rather empty in comparison to most Friday nights. But to be fair, it was the middle of the month and there was a blizzard raging on outside. He was closing up earlier than usual to give the staff and the customers the chance to get home before it got worse. The neat lady; there was other way to describe her; was one of the diehards, but since she was hardly causing a scene, he didn t ask her to leave just yet while they were cleaning up. Finally they were done, and he had to ask her to leave. She blinked owlishly at him from behind her glasses. Excuse me? she asked, as if she had not heard him the first time. He leaned closer and thought he caught a whiff of something clean and fresh under the ripe smell of alcohol and closed-up people that hung over the room. It s closing time, he repeated. We re going to lock up. Oh, she said, frowning slightly as her impaired brain tried to sort out his words. Right, she said finally. Well, I ll just go then, won t I? Can I call you a cab? he asked, because she still had not moved from her seat. He waved a hand at the two waiters and the other barman, indicating that he would lock up and they could go home. She looked at him, her eyes still slightly unfocused. To take you home, he explained. You shouldn t drive. Did I come with a car? she asked, bewildered. I hope not. I don t own a car. Did I steal one? He grinned. This was fun. Normally drunk people just annoyed him a bit, but this girl struck a chord somewhere in his chest he d never known to exist. Not that I know of, he said. How did you get here? I must have walked, she said, puzzled. From work. Fancy that. What work do you do? he asked as Rod, one of the waiters, closed the door behind the other staff members. I m a libal; librali; a li bra rian, she said, looking quite pleased with herself for managing the word. Fancy that indeed, he thought, his mind going into immediate overdrive at the mention of her career. Like many, many men, he harbored a secret Librarian Fantasy. Even the way she broke it up into syllables didn t diminish the thoughts running though his head. The job suited her perfectly, he thought. She was cut out for the silence and air of wisdom and propriety that hung around the books like dusty clouds. He imagined being scolded by her for being too loud and grinned. Where do you live? he wanted to know. He would help her home, call her a cab, and forget about her. She was not the type of librarian he fantasized about; she had glasses, but they were the wrong kind, and even though her hair was scraped back out of her face, there was nothing sexy about it. She wasn't wearing nearly enough make-up and not at all the right kind of clothes, either. She was just a girl, hiding behind stacks of books. Her fingers were unadorned, and he guessed her to be single. She probably had four or five cats and a vibrator named Bob hidden in her nightstand that she rarely used because it made her feel guilty. Up the street, I think, she said, pointing vaguely with her fingers. That way. You have pretty eyes. He lifted an amused brow. That way would take him to the kitchen and eventually, an alleyway behind the building. How about an address? he asked. To give to the cab-driver. He grabbed a paper napkin and a pen. She wrote slowly, carefully, her handwriting still managing to be neater than his illegible scrawl. You don t live far from me, he said, lying smoothly. Just one block south, to be precise. Would you like a lift home? Never get in the car with strangers, she said firmly. A cab driver is also a stranger, he pointed out. Not the same thing. Nope. But on second thought, I m not sure you ll find a cab in this weather. That s right, she said, smiling broadly for the first time. The expression transformed her face from plain to pretty. Her innocence amused and tickled him. It s snowing. Like a White Christmas. He couldn t help it. He grinned; it was January. She wasn't just drunk, she was completely sloshed. But still amazingly stable and logical. Let s get you home, he said, coming around the bar to help her from the stool. This was not something he ever did. He owned the bars; how the patrons got home was their problem, not his. But he couldn t just leave this girl to her own devices, not unless he wanted the next time he heard about her to be her name in an obituary. She d probably fall asleep in the cold right outside his bar and die. It would cause all sorts of unwanted paperwork and police questions. She didn t even need his help standing up. The liquor, it seemed, had not affected her balance one bit. Still, he kept a hand on her back to steer her. He locked up behind them while she stood looking at him through her wide, trusting eyes. You re really tall, she said. I wish I was taller. You re the perfect height, he said. See? My arm fits right round your shoulders. You re like a portable armrest. She didn t giggle at that, and he wondered of she d heard him. It was a pretty lame joke, but in his experience, drunk people will laugh at anything. I wish I was hot, she said. Like you. But not like you. Like a girl. Then maybe I could have sex. He coughed, choking on his breath, the way some people trip over their own feet. What? he asked when he finally had the air back in the right pipes. I wish I was prettier, she said matter-of-factly. I m not being pessimistic, really. I just; well, no use crying for the moon, is there? You are pretty, he said automatically. She sighed. I m not. But thank you for pretending, anyway. Oh, my goodness, it s cold. He had just opened the back door and yes, it was cold indeed. The wind was blowing sheets of snow into their faces and heaping it against the side of the building. He steered her with one hand in the direction of his car, which was parked under the staff-members-only roof. He cranked up the heater and took the drive slowly and carefully. The cold was making her drowsy, and he could see her head drooping slightly. No doubt the drinks were finally taking effect. I take it you don t drink often? he said. Nope, she said, pulling the edges of her rather ugly coat closer around her. I ve never been drunk before. Until tonight, he thought, but he waited for her to continue on her own. After a few seconds, she did. I m sort of a virgin, she said. By choice. But it s not my choice. She gave a self-deprecating laugh. Technically I m no longer one. But I ve never been with a man, you know? Well, he certainly knew now. But his years as a barman had taught him when to listen and when to talk. So he kept quiet. Well, anyway, I always thought it was because I m too shy. Men don t like that, right? Some do, he said, because what else could he say? Liar, she said fondly. Nobody wants to be with somebody who s ashamed of themselves. I know I wouldn t like that in a man, so I can hardly expect any man to show interest in me. That s why I went out tonight, she added after a few seconds. Too see if drinking helps me get loose. Turns out I m even boring when I m drunk. You re not boring, he said firmly. You just need to learn how to fake it. Everybody is secretly self-conscious. Some just hide it better that others. You need to find a way to pretend. If you can convince yourself, you know other people will believe it. I don t think I d know how, she said. I m no good at acting or pretending or lying. I can t even lie to telephone sales people. I ll help you, he said impulsively. I ll show you how to fake it. Really? Sure. When you re sober. Anything I teach you now will be wasted. Like me, she sighed. I m wasted, and all I want to do is go to bed. That s my building up there. That s a gas station, he said with a grin. Oh. She frowned. Then it s not my building, is it? I sincerely hope not. They found her building eventually, tucked away between a tall, scary-looking block of flats and a three-story bridal boutique. He helped her out of the car and up the steps. It took her three times to key the right series of numbers into the keypad so the door would open. Finally, she recited them to him to read it in. Thank you, she said awkwardly. For the lift, and the ear. He grinned. No problem, he said. Hey, what s your name? Emily, she said. Emily. It suited her perfectly, as if her parents had had a glimpse of her in the future when they named her. She looked like an Emily more than anybody else he d ever met. I m Brandon, he said. Can I pick you up tomorrow around noon for your first lesson? Lesson? In faking it. It occurred to him then that faking it might refer to something else as well, but he always made damn sure a girl does not need to fake it when she s with him. Not that he planned to have sex with her. This girl s second name was Complication. It would be cruel to pluck her cherry and then be off on his merry way. She was not the type to come; and then go. Okay. Wanna come up? He considered saying no, but realized she might need help to get into her apartment. It seemed her brain had simply been behind on its reaction, and she was finally in the clumsy imbalance phase of drunkenness. She might get hurt, or lost, or wind up asleep on a hallway chair somewhere. Sure, he said. It was three interesting flights of stairs. She only almost-fell seven times, even with his arm around her waist. She was still incessantly polite, apologizing profusely and telling him how pretty he was. Yeah, because that s what every guy secretly wants to be. Pretty. He had to take her keys and unlock the door himself. She was toppling over and had to hold onto the wall with both hands to keep from introducing her ass to the ground. It was a good thing she was wearing sensible flats rather than sexy heels, and he had to be the first guy ever to have that particular thought. There we go, he said when he finally got the door open. She would need to get a locksmith to take a look at the thing; the key had stuck a bit, as if the mechanism inside was rusty. Her house surprised him. He had unconsciously expected it to be decorated like something from the Victorian Era; Chintz and flowers, frilly and stuffy. Chokingly girly. It wasn t. Oh, it was undeniable a female place, but it was feminine rather than girlish. The door opened into the sitting room, which had a sage green couch with big white pillows and lampshades. The lavender curtains had been drawn against the cold air and what was probably a dreary scene outside. The art against the walls was lovely; no modern skyscrapers with red splashes to indicate blood and lust, or wriggling shapes than reminded him of female sex organs during ovulation. A small little galley kitchen on the right showed no dirty dishes in the sink, and a gleaming espresso machine on the countertop next to an equally gleaming microwave. He half-carried, half-dragged her to the only other door, guessing it to be the bedroom. It was, and here was more proof of neat, uncluttered taste. The room was tiny, with built-in cupboards and barely enough space to walk around the bed to the bathroom on the other side. You gonna kiss me now? she asked when he helped her onto the bed and slid a pillow under her head. Sure, thing, honey, he said as he switched on the bedside lamp so he could turn off the harsh overhead fixture. In a minute, okay? You just wait right there. He made sure she wasn t too close to the edge to roll off and brought her a glass of water from the kitchen. He found Advils in her bathroom cabinet, along with some make-up and an unopened packet of condoms. Pity stirred his heart. She was well and truly lonely, wasn't she? All cosseted in her small little apartment, hiding behind books and pretty paintings. So far he hadn t seen any sign of a cat, but maybe the building didn t allow pets. He found a heater and turned it up. She was lying suspiciously still on her side, one arm flung out to the side. He tucked it into a more comfortable position. It was the desire to get her comfortable as much as curiosity that made him wait until she was deeply asleep, or, more likely, passed out, before he pulled her coat off to reveal her body. She was small, and firm, and the only word he could think of to describe her was neat. She was utterly non-descript. She had tits, but they were just there, situated on her chest much in the way a nose is situated more or less in the middle of a face. He doubted he d notice them if he saw her in the line at the grocery store other than for the obvious reason; they were female tits, and therefore bound to be noticed, even if they did not get a second look. They were completely average tits. He couldn t see much, as she was wearing a creamy beige sweater that had clearly been bought with an eye on heat rather than hotness, and brown slacks that sat loose around her legs and revealed nothing about what her body looked like. He shook his head as he slipped her shoes from her feet and considered doing her another favor and tossing them in the trash. They were butt-fuck-ugly. He hated sensible shoes on a woman. He pulled the quilt over her body and since he had some experience with drunk people, found a plastic bucket in her kitchen to put next to her bed. She seemed to have missed the psychedelic-yawn, porcelain-god-worshipping part of the evening, but judging by the fact that her body seemed to have its own ideas of how to react to alcohol, he wasn't taking anything for granted. She would hate herself if she woke up in the morning, only to find she d puked all over her pretty, plush white carpet. Who bought white carpets anyway? Wasn't that like a direct invite to Karma and Murphy and all those other sadistic creatures who makes people spill coffee just after they get dressed in a new shirt, or back their car into a lamp pole the first time they take it out for a drive? He left a piece of paper with the instructions to drink the tablets and the water next to the glass and went back downstairs, only to tread back up when he couldn t find his keys in his pocket. It wasn t in the living room either, nor anywhere else in her house that he could find. He went as far as opening her underwear drawer (he really was desperate, after all,) and was not too surprised that they weren t there. He was pleasantly surprised, however, that the librarian lady had quite good taste in underwear. He didn t touch any of the pretty lace and satin snips of fabric, but he could imagine them on her easily enough, and it made for a pretty image. He finally located his keys; sitting in the ignition of his car, the doors firmly locked against him. Son of a bitch! he said, slamming a frustrated hand onto the snow-covered roof. Dammit! He took his phone from his pocket and tried to call a cab company to come get him and take him home to get his spare key, but just as he got an operator his phone made a cheerful beep just before the battery died. He considered throwing the piece of shit into the nearest heap of snow, but figured that would be counterproductive. He was stuck, and he d be dammed if he was going to wait for the sun to rise outside on the streets, looking at a locked car. He trudged back upstairs, grateful that he hadn t been able to lock the door behind him and made himself at least semi-comfortable on Emily s couch, and closed his eyes. By any luck he would be awake and gone long before Miss Emily found the courage to leave her bed. And when he left, he would stay gone. She probably won t remember the impulsive promise he had made to help her get confidence, so she won t be upset when he doesn t show up. He already regretted the invitation; Emily the librarian was not the type of girl he needed to spend time with. She was too shy; she said so herself; and she dressed atrociously. Except for her underwear, of course. She was plain, bordering on dowdy, a self-proclaimed virgin, (whatever she had meant by technically) and she had you re-going-to-break-my-heart written all over her. She was a librarian, for goodness sake. That was a species of women best suited to the porn industry, where they wore impractical high-heeled pumps and button down shirts with sexy glasses and tight skirts. If you put Emily in an outfit like that she would; well, she would look hot, to be honest. Almost any woman would look awesome, dressed like that. He imagined it easily, right down to the stern look she was giving him for putting a book in the wrong shelf. It belongs in the back, she would say and motion for him to follow her so she could show him where to put it. He would wait for the right moment to pin her against the shelves and kiss the living daylights out of her while his hands explored her hot and eager curves. She would slide one leg around his waist and grind against him seductively; Brandon came to his senses with a jolt, his hand around his cock. He groaned. This was ridiculous. He was sporting a hard-on for the most wood-uninspiring girl he s ever met. She was shy and plain and, frankly, her life was a little pathetic. She had to be at

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Camping In Ireland: Part 2

CAMPING IN IRELAND: PART 2 A TALE OF FIRSTS, SET ON A RAINY CAMPING TRIP, AMONG YOUNG FRIENDS. Based on a post by Josh stone [https://www.literotica.com/authors/Joshstone/works], in 2 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast [https://archive.org/download/my-first-2025/CampingInIreland2.mp3] at My First Time [https://feeds.feedburner.com/my-first-time].  [https://archive.org/download/my-first-2025/CampingInIreland2.jpg] THE NIGHT STORM They stood in the dunes, feeling the sensation returning slowly to their clammy bodies. She grasped the two ends of the massive sheet together, behind his shoulder blades. Then she stood up on tiptoes slightly, and his thumbs slipped slightly into under the elastic of her pants. She gave a sigh, relaxing into his embrace, and he instinctively pushed her wet knickers down, feeling as they rolled over on themselves as they slipped down her ass. He followed by pulling her wet tee shirt up over her shoulders, where she tugged it over her head, and tossed back by the bags. She stepped carefully one leg out of the wet panties, returning to the warmth of his arm and pulling him even closer as she did so. Her gentle murmur as his hands felt the shape of her hips and thighs spurred him on, piquing his interest in this new adventure, this new and unusual setting. The absence of wet fabric quickly allowed her pelvis to dry and her body warmth gradually increased. But His wet boxers were still a problem. INTIMACY IN THE OPEN AIR. Their bodies relaxed into one another as they dried out within their towel, and he felt her goose bumps disappear from her legs. She pushed his boxers down, allowing their bodies to have full contact as they warmed up together. She lifted her head towards him, and they kissed for the first time since they had left her tent. He felt a sudden jolt of passion as her free hand reached down his belly and holding his contracted and rippled sack of balls. She continued to fondle his sack gently, and felt warmth return to his crotch. He was glad she wasn t giving attention to his shriveled wet pecker, which would need much more warmth an blood flow, to resume even a normal flaccid size. It wasn t even worthy of being called a cock, when shriveled this tiny.  He was preparing an embarrassed explanation for his tiny tally whacker, but it was welcome surprise for him that the awakening of his desire to know every intimate corner of her body, to feel his release at her demand and within her. Had somehow convinced his unconscious brain to re=prioritize rations of blood flow and retention to his promising phallus. His hands reached her breasts, feeling her nipples hard once more. She moaned as he rolled one between his finger and thumb, the bottom of her breast cupped in his hand as she massaged his balls. Her warmth and dexterity both relaxing and tensing him in turn. They both felt as his cock stirred to her touch, her other hand released the towel and surrounding his shaft, as he swelled. They stopped to spread the picnic blanket from her bag on the gentle hill of the dune behind them. They found a slight ravine where they could recline and be somewhat concealed by the several dunes, in every direction. She beckoned for him to join her as she lay on her side, and he lay beside her. Hands were on hips, and kisses deepened. It was as though they were again cocooned in her tent the night before. They were completely warm suddenly, the coastal breeze seemed to pass over their heads and they enjoyed the refuge of these sand ravines. Both were deeply turned on by the range of senses that had been awoken. Her breath began to quicken as she felt his erection press against her mons. She bent her upper knee and planted her foot to rest, creating an open crotch for him, and he felt as her body tensed slightly when his fingers wandered towards her most private place. Trying not to spoil a moment she had been enjoying so much, she had hoped he would not notice her anxiety, but knew all too soon that he had. Their kiss ended, his hands moved reassuringly to her shoulders, following her lead. "Nigel; I've never," She whispered. "I'm. I am enjoying this so much. But I've never done this before" Her face flushed red as she revealed this most intimate truth to the man she had only really met 24 hours ago. He put a hand gently to her face, looking into her deep brown eyes. "Libby; This is new to me, too." He confessed. "I really have no conscious idea what I'm doing. Our bodies, though, seem to be working in a magical sync, like they ve done this since the dawn of creation."  Wry smiles grew on both of their faces as the reality of the situation dawned. "I was so nervous I would mess things up, I really like you" he said eventually. "I want to explore with you". "Me too" she replied "You've been giving me such pleasure, I assumed you had been with loads of people before. They kissed, then she added I want to learn what makes you feel good". And so began a time of great learning for both of them. Their inhibitions lifted as they allowed themselves to be honest, to open up, to allow their most deeply-held feelings out to one another. She traced every inch of his rippled, lean torso, feeling his ribs rise and fall calmly before circling his navel, running her fingers through his salty hair, his pubic hair. He guided her as she stroked his cock, exploring it carefully with her eyes as well as her hands. She felt as he neared the brink of orgasm; then brought him back from the edge with his words helping her to understand this most secret of connections. She kissed him tenderly, on his arms, his chest, his cock, her lips gently enveloping the tip, tasting his precum, feeling him harden in her mouth. She licked his length, learning how a change of pace or pressure affected him physically, hearing from him what felt good. It was beautiful for both of them, a symbol of trust, and a marker of a new chapter in their lives, their relationship. This was not simply about orgasm, about release, it was also about connection. He was not ready to collapse, not yet. So he withdrew from her mouth, telling her about how sensual it was, how much pleasure she had given him. He felt her hip bones with eager hands, brought hands to her ass, felt the way textures changed. He put his hands on her thighs, felt as she moved onto her back, her legs opening, relaxing. He felt the softness of her inner thigh, how it became softer and softer as his hands neared her groin. She told him how much she wanted him to touch her, showed him how to touch her clitoris. He felt her wonderful heat again as his finger, wet with her moistness, explored delicate folds of skin. He had never seen a woman's vagina before, not in real life. He saw the way her labia darkened as he touched her, felt as her clitoris seemed to retract and then harden as she touched him. She was so open to him, so relaxed, her breathing deep and her chest was rising visibly. As he placed a finger at the entrance to her hot moist cunt, she groaned, urging him to explore inside her. His finger slipped more easily inside than he remembered from last night, her legs rising slightly as he felt her vaginal walls envelop his hungry finger. Another finger slid inside, and she told him to move them against each other inside her. As her hips rose further, she pulled her knees to her chest, and he felt the strong muscles at the entrance to her cunt open up, encouraging his fingers, deeper and deeper. He felt more horny in that moment than he could ever remember feeling before, as he saw her bulging vulva, wet with excitement, and so clearly trusting him to give her pleasure. She was nearing orgasm, her breaths were shallower and her guidance less necessary. It was so exciting to be outside together. He was desperate, suddenly; to be even more intimate. He dipped his head between her legs and gingerly licked her clitoris, trying to emulate what his fingers had done at first. His fingers were still deep within her, and he felt her tighten around him as his tongue began to explore her tiny nub. She guided him once more, telling him to lick around her inner labia, her clitoris too sensitive to be the sole focus of his attentions. He saw as she began to play with her nipples, felt her reach for his cock. But she surprised him. Instead of stroking him as before, she moved her body round, lying flat on her back and taking one of his legs and pulling over her torso, then sliding up so her cunt was directly under his mouth. Then she put her hand behind his head, and guiding it down to her vulva. As he focused on his oral adventure between her thighs, he felt the exquisite feeling of her taking his turgid cock in her mouth; as he licked her clitoris. It was the softest and most stimulating thing either of them had ever felt. There was absolute trust in both of them as they pleasured each other, her tongue and lips winding around his cock, as hard as it had ever been. His tongue licked her whilst his arms wrapped around her ass, and his hands parted her labia, feeling her wetness combined with his saliva running down his hand, between her legs and between the cheeks of her perfectly-formed ass. She felt as he inserted his fingers once more, and he felt as her cunt began to ripple, to contract around him, her panting building to a crescendo as she took him deeper into her mouth. They were in a sort of magical rhythm where both tension and a deep calm overcame any inhibition that might have previously existed. His fingers squirmed as her spasms grew, she felt wave after wave of pleasure dominating her body. Oh, Nigel! Oh, Nigel. You re Amazing! was heard by the birds in the area, but no one else.  As she was in her climatic bliss, his ability to hold back got weaker and weaker. He felt as the crown of his cock felt a soft place in her mouth, the warmth of her kisses overwhelming him. He felt as his balls contracted, felt as his orgasm built, not immediately like when he touched himself, but almost in slow motion. And then it arrived. Libby, here it comes, ah, ah! he shouted. He exploded in her mouth, releasing a guttural, almost primal shout as he came. She felt as he pulsed between her lips, tasted his semen for the first time. Oh, my fucking gawd, Libby! You re a sex goddess, baby! He finally declared. They held each other tighter in that moment than they had ever held anyone before, her nails digging into his thighs as his tongue gently lapped at her opening. It was only after the sun began to come out that they moved from their embrace, his cock now soft, and his head resting on her thigh. She turned her body round so that they could kiss each other's mouths, and both could taste each other, the salt of the sea, a relaxedness returning. They lay in each other s' arms as the sun shone, warming their naked bodies in that most beautiful of settings. And they knew that the next week would be one of further exploration, of firsts for them both.   NIGEL AND SONIA, HOMEWARD BOUND. The journey back to London was long and tiresome. Ferries, trains, carrying heavy packs. Libby bailed on her girlfriends and rode back with Nigel. This gave the new lovers some endless hours of private conversation and further cemented their bond. He told her of his empty house, his parents away until Tuesday. Would she like to come and stay? She immediately accepted his hospitality. By the time they had got in, put a wash on, eaten takeout, and had a shower, they were spent. Eyes closing and ready for bed. This felt different to being away, and they were now even more nervous somehow. Have I satisfied you, Nigel? Libby asked as they completed the late meal. And then some, Libby. Nigel admitted. I honestly need to give my sore cock a break til morning, if you can allow me? Oh, thank God! My poor cunny is stroked and licked raw, and reamed out by the greatest lover in all of the British empire! Libby finally expressed her relief. And so they both fell quickly into sleep, lying in each other s arms, tender kisses and good nights. Tomorrow would be another day. But he awoke sometime early in the morning, as she shifted in her sleep and he felt differently in his half-slumber. His hands moved slowly on her warm skin, feeling her muscles completely relaxed as she slept deeply, the sound of her deep breaths synchronized with his own. Only semi-conscious, he moved instinctively, his mind still foggy, somewhere between consciousness and slumber. The tips of his fingers reached round and down, holding her thigh ever so gently, tiny hairs the only contrast to her smooth, soft skin as he ran them along her body towards her body. As he felt her flesh draw inward, her softness giving way to the strong muscles of her groin, he rotated his wrist, pushing his hand down the front of her thigh and gradually down to her knee, noticing the change in texture as he reached her kneecap. A long breath, followed by a deep swallow. He became more conscious as he squeezed her leg ever so slightly, cautious not to awaken her, seeking more feedback and releasing a little tension. He trailed his hands back up her thigh, reaching around the outside to trace her hips, stopping where his skin met the cotton of her underwear. He felt the thin band of elastic at the edge of her knickers and followed this with this index finger slowly and deliberately upwards until he reached the front of her body, the point at which it began to curve back inward and down into more intimate space. His palm lay flat on her hipbone as his fingers stretched and splayed, relaxed but inquisitive, and he considered what might come next. She shifted slightly, her hand adjusting the elastic of her waistband, and she muttered something inaudible. He descended back into his dreams, his hand on her under the thin sheets on that sticky summer night. He woke as she shifted her body, her leg slightly bent as she relaxed her hips. His hands held her thigh at their highest point, with the top of his hand feeling the fabric of her panties whilst his fingers sensed the tender skin at the very limit of her thigh. His grip tightened a little as he noticed his heart rate rise, his left hand shifting slightly on the bedsheets beside him. He lay for some time, enjoying the peace and sensuality of the moment, enjoying the memory of exploring her body and his own. He could hear her deep breaths, sense her chest rising and falling, and feel her long hair against his face as they lay side by side, his body slightly turned towards hers as she lay sleeping on her back. His index finger explored her thigh once more, more intentionally than before, and he reached the edge of her knickers once again. This time, his finger felt downwards, between her legs, until he could reach no further. He loved the point where her thigh met her groin, where her skin became covered by cloth, and where he knew she was most sensitive. His finger began, ever so slowly, to feel across the hem and then the soft cotton of her pants. He felt the change in texture as her smooth skin gave way to soft, downy hair under the fabric as it rose from the firmness of tendon to the softness of gently rounded labia. She took one sharp breath. His quickened. His fingers hesitated as he reached the point where her labia met beneath her underwear. He could feel her cleft under his soft touch, and imagined being able to see her, so familiar and yet so secret and mysterious, even after all these months. His fingers followed the line of her slit until he reached the mound above her clitoris. The slight rise of the space where he knew her labia covered her most sensitive place, his finger stopped. He felt as her breathing quickened a touch, or at least he thought so. His temptation growing as she swiveled her hips upwards a fraction, only to relax again a moment later. In the gloom he tried to recall her underwear in his mind. Pale cotton, white, or possibly cream, simple in design with a plain band around the leg, a broader, flat waist-band with a stitched brand name in the same color as the rest. He could just make out the raised letters as he drew his finger tentatively up to the top of her knickers. As he felt her skin again, his palm laid flat against her. He waited. She did not speak or change position, but a deep intake of breath gave him courage, a sign of her satisfaction. Her stomach was warm and flat and the ball of his hand lay on her belly button, two fingers slipping ever so slightly beneath the waistband of her knickers. Nervous of misjudging the moment, he arched his hands, the tips of his fingers moving slowly up her body. He circled her naval, moving in on each rotation until his finger found itself inside and her strong stomach muscles tensed a soft, voiceless sound emerging from her mouth. He was emboldened and turned his body to face hers for the first time. As his hand crept upward, he felt the ribbed fabric of her vest-top. He brought his hand up until he felt her right breast in his hand. Her small breast fitted easily into his hand, with his thumb reaching around to her sternum, then arching over her firmness, feeling her nipple hardening as he did so. As he noticed her hardening, he felt his own arousal growing. Between his thumb and forefinger, he rolled her nipple gently again and again through her top. Her breaths were becoming shorter, and he knew she was feeling the same as he was, relaxed, sensuous and warm. She lifted her top, exposing her breasts in the darkness, and he felt her nipples properly for the first time. They were very small and very hard, rising from slightly puffy areolae, perfectly formed. He could not wait any longer, and brought his head to her chest, licking around her nipples, then taking one lightly into his mouth. He sucked her gently, his tongue exploring the slight variations in texture between her nipples, her areola and the skin surrounding them. He brought his other hand round and caressed her other breast, his erection beginning to push against the fabric of his boxer shorts. She spoke for the first time, uttering his name in hushed tones as he pleasured her breasts, reaching for his boxer shorts as he sucked her into his hot mouth. She pushed them down until she could reach no further, and he took over, taking them down over his legs and feet as she hurriedly removed her clothes. As she lifted her vest over her head, she raised her arms, then folding them around his strong back, their naked bodies fully in contact for the first time since they had got back. She felt as his erection pressed against her stomach, her breasts, slick with his sliver, pressed against his chest, and their breathing fast and synchronous. They both knew in that moment that they would give themselves to the other tonight, a new experience for them both, exciting but without fear. She rose onto her knees, turning the green lamp on that sat beside their bed. "I want to see you" she told him, as she looked down at his body, his cock hard and large. As she lowered her head, he felt his erection strengthen, felt the softness of her lips as they kissed and then enveloped the tip. She tasted his pre-cum as her tongue ran in circles around him, her lips exploring the contours of his cock. She slowly took more of him into her mouth, felt as he groaned, knew of his pleasure. He told her he loved the feel of her mouth around her, loved it when she took him deeper inside. She wanted more than anything to give him the release she knew he longed for, and changed angles, her saliva running around him, leaking from her mouth and down to his balls. Her hands cupped him, feeling this wetness and she stopped momentarily, lifting her head and licking him excitedly up his shaft. She shifted onto her side, her hands helping her to slip one of his balls into her soaking mouth as her hands took over on his cock, and she fel

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Camping In Ireland: Part 1

CAMPING IN IRELAND: PART 1 A TALE OF FIRSTS, SET ON A RAINY CAMPING TRIP, AMONG YOUNG FRIENDS. Based on a post by Josh stone [https://www.literotica.com/authors/Joshstone/works], in 2 parts. Listen to the ► Podcast [https://archive.org/download/my-first-2025/CampingInIreland1.mp3] at My First Time [https://feeds.feedburner.com/my-first-time].  [https://archive.org/download/my-first-2025/CampingInIreland1.jpg] THE NIGHT STORM Surrounded by flimsy, billowing nylon, the wind howled outside. The fly sheet occasionally touching the inner when the buffeting storm blew strongly enough, and patches of damp were beginning to appear where the outside was attempting to breach the inner. The light was fading outside and somehow the dankness of the evening was everywhere within. He stayed at the campsite while the others had headed for the village in the coast of Southwest Ireland. Local lads had told of a party, beer, and opportunity . Inside her large nylon tent with him, she also lay, the two rather unknown to one another. Her head at the far end, and his head near the zips, forming the door. Their two sleeping bags were zipped up, and they were each warm and safe, escaping as they had into the nearest dry tent they found. Her tent. The severe weather overtook the two after the rest of the group had departed for a party, in the village. There was a silent tension, which neither of them could quite understand. Cordial talk of home, of family and of newly forming college friendships. The trip was planned by just a few of those participating. But by word of mouth the invites expanded the event, until it became a motley crew of friends-of-friends-of-friends. She was invited by her friend next door, who was a cousin of the guy who invited a guy who invited him. Even the travel was done in a loose caravan. He drove his own SUV. She caught a ride in her neighbor s Honda Civic. Conversation flowed easily enough; but their bodies were somehow tense, his legs were restless. To break the growing silence, he shuffled out of his sleeping bag and explained that he was going to fetch water and his head torch . A flashlight gadget mounted to an elastic headband, for hands-free illumination. Was there anything she wanted? His tent was damaged when a pole snapped. They quickly grabbed his essentials and took refuge in her family tent which she had all to herself. The others would be away for hours yet. Who knows if the other tents will survive this barrage? Arriving back, he carefully unzipped her tent door, He removed his boots and waterproofs, just inside; so as to keep them as dry as possible, and to prevent any remaining dry contents of the tent from getting wet. A ritual he had become so used to these last few days, of the perpetual Irish rain. As he entered the main section of the tent, a shiver ran down his spine as a drip fell down his face from his soaking wet hair. Thank you for staying back at camp. I m not sure how I d feel about this weather, if I was alone on this strange coastline. She said. I wonder how the group is doing, and how bad the weather is where they are? He wondered aloud. Maybe they got in a jealous fight with some local guys, and are all now safe and sobering up in the county jail? she giggled. She was watching his faint silhouette through the gloom. Then she sat up, holding out a slightly damp towel and rubbing his wet head. He collapsed on his bag, still shivering. He lay for a moment, noticing his head was near to hers this time; sensing her eyes on him, without looking himself.  She pulled his open bag up over his body and to his chin. Then settled back into her own cocoon. The rain had increased its percussive hammering; at once deafening and consoling. Silence fell once more. After some time, she raised her arm above her head, stretching slightly with a yawn. He did the same. Held above, unsteady, arms began to move towards one another. Tiredness was mentioned, the rain, wondering how the party was going. Slowly, slowly, their hands met in mid-air. Fingers wrapped gently around fingers, a cold palm met a warm palm. He now understood the tension for the first time. Arms began to ache, held up as they were. They were lowered between bodies, bodies were turned towards one another in symmetrical, silent adjustment. The light was now so dim that little could be made out in the dark of the tent, but he didn't reach for his torch. They lay there for perhaps an hour, hand in hand, completely still and without a word uttered. He thawed out, warmed up, relaxed. She felt the sensuality of the moment, and deeply waited. At some point, they both noticed the breath of the other, first in the rise and fall of chests, and then in breath on cheeks, breath on lips. They became synchronous, breathing deeply, imagining each other's face, only centimeters away from their own. At some point their lips finally met. Both he and she were filled with the yearning of youth, yet relaxed and warm, protected from the elements, protected by each other. Their kiss was deep and relaxed. Her full lips parted and her tongue slipped slowly into his mouth, sensing for the first time his heat, his desire. His senses awakened, he became aware of the smell of wood smoke on their clothes, the smell of her hair. He brought a hand up to her neck, felt her dark hair between his fingers as he held her close. Their tongues explored each other's lips, their faces and necks, and the pouring rain disappeared amidst their enjoyment. She shifted her body, unzipping her sleeping bag and pulling his leg across, his between hers. She put a hand on the small of his back, he mirrored her movements. His hand glancing across her back, feeling ribbed cotton of her top, her skin beneath. Her hand gliding up. under his flannel shirt, tingling his bare skin. On they kissed, their mouths wet and hot. Somehow, without either being aware, their bodies were now pressing together more, as he put his hand gently over her ass. His denim jeans became slightly stiff as he moved his hand, feeling the contours of her behind. He felt her thigh press ever so gently around his own, felt as his cock began to respond to her movement. This was what he had been hoping for, what he had imagined so many times, back in the city. Her movements became more and more definite, and his confidence grew. Her hands were on his ass now, and he sensed her need for more. His hand went up her side smoothly, in one movement. He felt the bottom of her bra and the bulge of her small breasts beneath her vest top. Her breathing began to deepen as his thumb cupped her. Full breast. In a graceful motion, she arched her back and lifted off her top, then settled back down, flat on her back. Without any self-awareness, his body rolled on his side, to fill the vacuum left by her re-positioning.  He could feel the slightly elastic cotton material of her bra more clearly under his fingers now. He felt the plain hem as the cotton dipped towards the middle of her chest. She was perfectly formed, her breast fitting perfectly into his hand. As his fingers reached the underwire of her bra, he reached into the other side, feeling the flesh of her breast for the first time. She jumped as his hand brushed over her nipple, her tongue pushing further into his mouth as they embraced. Fingers retracted slightly, and his index finger and thumb held her tiny nipple gently. It was hard and clearly sensitive, judging by her reactions, and the skin around it was the softest he had ever felt. His erection was now clearly felt by both of them. He fumbled as he attempted to unclip her bra, only to discover the absence of any back clips at all. She came to the rescue, reaching into the valley between her orbs, and flicking the front clasp in a swift release. The stretch cloth cups swiftly retracted, instantly stripping her tits of any further obstructions. She was laughing with him as she lifted it over her arms.  With the strappy garment out of the way, she reached her far hand around his shoulder, and leveraged her torso and hips, so the two were pressing their pelvises against each other, still clothed and getting hotter. In the dimness of the evening, neither of them was able to see each other. Now he would have to explore by touch alone. Neither could benefit from the facial expressions of the other. Their actions stood alone, in expressing desire and pleasure. Her pelvis was rocking backwards and forwards against him in a slow and steady rhythm as he lowered his head to affectionately kiss each of her nipples. Less noticeable was his ascent over her body. He lay above her, his body arched as his lips and tongue explored first one, and then the other. The skin around her nipples began to wrinkle and tighten. His elbows propped his torso up, while his hands held two perfect orbs, as she breathily told him how good it felt. As he sucked her, she felt his sucking on her nipples deeply across her body. In her breast, in her stomach, between her legs. When she could stand no more, she pulled him over and before he knew it, he was flat on his back, just inches from the sidewall of the tent, and she was once again kissing him deeply. Her hands found his defined chest, before plunging downwards, toward his waist. He grimaced and her weight on his cock became a discomfort. As her pelvis twerked aggressively, she felt his erection through his trousers for the first time. Instinctively she shuffled down on his thighs, as her hand reached his bound up cock. He subconsciously pinched her nipples hard, and her fingers pinched his phallic crown. They broke to re-center themselves in the center of the tent. Then she knelt straddling his thighs. She was now knelt and vertical, over his thighs, and fumbling to find his zipper waistband snap.. Her gentle movements up and down his erection became more and more confident, and she took his hand, guiding it to her still-clothed crotch.. He had heard about girls getting hot, but he was still astonished at how much warmth was radiating from her. He could feel the shape of her vulva beneath her jeans, could feel her athletic legs as they joined her torso. Suddenly there was a desperation in the tent. Both she and he became impatient to explore further.  She finally unsnapped and unzipped his barrier, and pulled his trousers open. He arched to raise his ass off the floor. She quickly slid his jeans down to his ankles. Meanwhile he removed his top. As he was doing, so she sat back and unbuttoned her jeans, slipping them over her slim hips, then sat back while she drew her legs up, to finish removing the tight, form-fitting blue jeans.  Her knees were now raised in the tent as she pulled the tight denim over her ankles. He pictured what she would look like, imagined her legs now free for him to explore. She leaned back, supported by her extended arms, while she enjoyed his explorations. He took her foot, still raised towards her chest, and traced her smooth leg up her calf, past her knee. He felt as the flesh softened on the underside of her thigh, felt as it curved up towards her ass cheek. And then he felt them. Her pants were as he had imagined. Plain, thin snug cotton from the feel of them. He cupped her buttocks in both hands. In the pitch dark he was feeling her open her hips up so his hands could feel the inside of her thighs. The unspoken invite compelled him to reach inwards, to feel the edge of her knickers. He was not at all certain. He'd heard others talk of course, had read things. But he had never been able to do this before. A surge of anxiety suddenly flooded his body. Uncertainty threatened to take over. As if by instinct, she took charge. Taking his hand, she moved it across her vulva, rested it on the hot mound which was beneath the thin layer of cotton stretched across it. He felt her thin pubic hairs beneath, the damp line forming where he knew her opening lay. He moved his fingers across the place where he imagined her clitoris would be. That s when he felt her cleft, the softening of her, the point at which his finger was able to press a little deeper, where the resistance of her crotch gave way to heat and openness. He stroked in small circles, finding a rhythm and the right place. He was quickly learning by her breathing and subtle movement. Her soft panting was a good indication of her enjoyment, his insecurity beginning to disappear. She slid both her hands up is thighs, then felt the tight fabric of his boxers. Gently feeling the ascending contours, she fingers met at the apex, when she heard his groan. He saw none of this, lying there in the deep darkness of this rainy night. But the soft touch disappeared from his phallic crown. Then he felt two soft hands on his inner thighs. They explored the caverns under his loose boxer shorts, until they again met at the maypole of this holiday. Her thumbs rubbed the underside of his rigid mast, while her index fingers gently petted his wide spongy crown. The hefty and labored breathing instinctively counseled her to redirect her affections. She slid the fingers of both her hands down, around his hairy sack. While she elevated the package, both her thumbs explored the enclosed contents. Two plump meatballs responded to her thumbs manipulation. She even explored the cords and tubes which came from the balls and exited up into his pelvis. Then she extracted both hands and slid them up over his remaining garment. At the top of his hips, she firmly hooked the waistband and pulled at his boxer shorts, thus releasing his erection in the cold of the tent. He felt as one hand cupped his balls, massaging him slowly, as the other hand wrapped his naked cock again.  He feared he would not be able to hold on, but his focus on her enjoyment and the temperature of the tent helped him push this urging aside for now. She explored his textures and shapes with her thumb. He groaned and sat up, as she began to move her hand up and down his cock. She felt every detail of his length, his foreskin, the tip of him wet with precum now on her thumb. She lifted her knees up once more, enabling him to pull her panties over her hips and up her legs, as carefully as he could. He was on his knees as her legs extended out, now finally free of restrictive fabrics. She pulled him against her bosom as she laid her legs down to his side, and they lay beside one another. He cupped her bare ass with one hand, while his other arm wrapped under her shoulder, to stroke her back. He was feeling his cock upwardly pressed between their hot bodies on the mess of sleeping bags. Their kiss was more open and natural than before. They lay together, her breasts against his bare chest. Again her hips began to move, his leg upper leg between hers. Her upper leg slowly came up and her lower leg hooked around his ass, so they could move as one. And this time, his movements matched hers. His hard cock rubbing against her soft downy pubic hair. It was exquisite. His hands reached around her toned ass until he felt her warmth, and his fingers traced the edge of her soft outer labia, her tender skin covered with fine hairs. She rotated her hips back, giving his fingers increased access, and his heart raced as he felt up to where they met once more above her clitoris. Her tongue licked the nape of his neck as he began, ever so tentatively, to circle her nub with his finger. Then his thumb began slipping ever so slightly between her hot folds. He had never felt anything so sublime. He felt her tiny clit grow beneath his finger, the wetness on his finger gliding across, around, within. Her wetness was like hot syrup, slippery and inviting. He was desperate to explore. Sensing his desire, she rolled onto her back, allowing her legs to part slightly. He got to his knees once again, still making love as a blind man. He stroked her legs gently, following her contours from both her knees up to her vulva. He felt the soft line of pubic hair and used both hands to offer the softest line around her now-engorged lips. As his fingers met at her clitoris, he allowed his left hand to part her a little, his right feeling her wetness fully for the first time, and she nearly came immediately when his finger slipped easily into her tight cunt. He shuffled astride her body a little, allowing her hands to reach him once more, at the moment she drew a finger from the base of his cock all the way to his tip. His sack nuzzled between her crotch, his pole elevated like the canon of a battleship. He scooted back down a bit, to further explore the dark cave of her womb, where he discovered the hot ridges of muscle within her body as she tilted her hips towards him. He heard her pant as he began to move his finger inside her. Her one hand came to her clitoris, to accent his strokes, while her other hand embraced and stroked slowly on his erection as he began to understand how to please her. Her right hand now rubbing her clitoris vigorously. She told him to add another finger, and the sounds became louder, her voice, his voice, the wetness between her legs as his fingers moved within. In the dark and with the others miles away, there was no need to hold back. His fingers working in and out of her soaking hole, and he felt her muscles contract around his digits as her pace grew more and more frantic on his cock. "I'm going to come" she cried in a guttural voice he hadn't heard before, and her legs began to shake as she lifted her ass up towards him. He felt as she squeezed his fingers with her strong vaginal muscles and surge after surge of contractions around his fingers were matched with her squeezing of his cock as she choked it. As she shouted, he groaned. His senses lost equilibrium as his hips began to tingle. Then a pressure hit his cock and streams of his seed flowed from him. She felt the heat of his semen as it landed in strings across her stomach and groin. They collapsed in an exhausted embrace. His fingers slipped from her cunt, and she released his scepter, as their orgasms pervaded. He laid over her, with a thin layer of semen allowing their torsos to slip and slide.  Their breathing steadied as they kissed once more, a first time for both of them, the evening's pleasures replaying in both of their minds as they drifted into dreams, the rain still hammering on the tent and the wind howling around them as they slept. He awoke in a tangle of limbs and clothes. It was now light outside the tent, but there was no sign of life from the others yet. The rain had stopped and he noticed the special quiet that often emerges after a storm. Then, he noticed how cold he was. Gathering her sleeping bag around them both, he pulled her close, her body was warmer than his. His hands held her tanned shoulder, the muscles of her upper back flexing slightly as she brought herself towards him in her slumber. She rolled him onto his back, then rested her head on his bare chest. The thick sleeping bag pulled up over both their heads. He felt as her breasts pressed against his chest, her twitch he moved his hand to the small of her back. He began to doze off, half asleep once more, and yet he couldn't help but imagine, to remember the night before, and to fantasize about what might lie ahead. She was next to stir. Her brown eyes opened, taking in the man she had allowed to be so close last night. A private smile, a finger on his blonde eyebrow, tracing the shape of his angular face, his nose. And now he awoke, their eyes meeting as each pulled the other closer in the cold.</

16 Jul 2026 - 1 h 0 min
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National Nude Daisy: Part 3

NATIONAL NUDE DAISY: PART 3 NUDE DAISY SAVES THE DAY FOR HER BOSS. BASED ON A POST BY CUPIDSTUNTDOTEXE [https://www.literotica.com/authors/CupidStuntDotEXE/works]. LISTEN TO THE ► PODCAST [https://archive.org/download/spring-erotic-stories/NationalNudeDaisy3.mp3] AT STEAMY STORIES [https://feeds.feedburner.com/steamy-stories]. [https://archive.org/download/spring-erotic-stories/NationalNudeDaisy3.jpg] THE DESPERATE PLEA. T PLUS 4:50 "Tell me." "Why go through all the hassle of coming out here naked, to just hide away in a park?" I ask, meeting Eliza's gaze. "Was that the whole plan? Or am I the only one who is; was enjoying herself?" "The only thing I've really enjoyed was watching you," Bella says. "I'm quite ready to throw my dress back on and go home." "Really? You feel nothing? Nothing today excited you at all?" Bella sighs. "I suppose, if I'm being honest, there was a brief twinge. Not enough to risk my career over." Frankie puts her hand up. "Still wet. Still bored." "So let's do something," I say, sitting up. "We could have a few drinks? A pub lunch? That's gotta be better than; well;" I wave my hands at the empty park. "This." "I get what you're saying, but I have a shoot tomorrow," Frankie says, patting her flat stomach. "I'm contractually obliged to fast for 48 hours. I already cheated with that ice-cream. I can't risk the bloat." I groan and fall back onto the grass. "There's always next year, I suppose." A gust of wind sends a shimmer of recollection over my skin. I close my eyes and let my body talk. The grass tickles one side of me as it flutters in the breeze. I miss the heat. The tension. I want the ache back. Picking up my phone again, I scroll to the selfie I took. So happy. I smile, but I'm envious of my past self. So wet. I chuckle and zoom in on my thighs. Sweat, my cute ass. I can actually see my clit poking out a little if I really zoom in. I flick the image around. I can't imagine ever being that happy again. Do I really have to wait a whole year? My phone buzzes to life, making me jump. John's calling me? Laying back on the grass, feeling the tall fesque turf tickling my wide-set moist open cunt, I put my phone to my ear. "I'm on holiday," I say, before he has chance to say anything. "Daisy, thank fuck you answered," he blurts, sounding more stressed than usual. "I'm so sorry, but are you still in the city? Shit. Fan. I need cover. Please, Daisy." "I am in the city, but," I glance at my sun-warmed body. "I'm not really dressed; appropriately." "Daisy, don't worry about that. Just come in. Samantha is on the way, but it'll be two hours minimum. Jess isn't answering. Tara quit via text message, and Mary just scalded herself." I sit upright. "Oh, fuck. Is Mary okay?" "She'll live, but we sent her to the Urgent care clinic. Can you make it here before the lunch rush?" "Uh, let me check and I'll confirm via text asap." I hang up the phone and stand up. Everyone is looking at me. I glance at the phone in my hand, then Eliza, and finally at my filthy feet. Wriggling my toes in the grass. Bella would lend me the dress in her bag if I asked for it. I pull up my phone and type out a message. Daisy: Can I just get a written confirmation? I'm really not dressed, I'd have to travel home first, and that will delay me an extra hour. Daisy: I'm definitely a code violation. BossyBoss: Just come in whatever you're wearing or not. I'm not going to give you shit for bailing me out, Daisy. That's permission from my boss to go into work naked. I doubt he meant that, but; am I really considering this? That's work. I'll have to go back in there tomorrow, and every day after. Unless John fires me. Which he won't do today. He can't run the place solo, and we all know it. Two hours at work, completely nude, during the lunch rush. The absolute busiest part of the day. Saturday lunch rush is the best time for tips, It would really be nice to have some extra cash, I thought. But not if it gets me fired by the corporate stiffs. "Are you going to tell us, or just stare pensively at your phone?" Eliza asks. I look at each of the staring, expectant faces. Settling on Eliza. "There was an emergency at work," I say, watching Eliza realise what I'm i'm thinking in real time. "No," she says, shaking her head. "Absolutely not." I smile and shrug. "I'm leaning towards yes," I say. "You guys were basically done with nude day. I was the only one who wanted more." I wave my phone at her. "The universe just provided more." "Daisy, that's real life," Bella says, sliding her backpack off. "I brought spare clothes for a reason. Take them." I don't want the clothes. I want to be naked. I love being naked. If I was able to, I think I'd spend the rest of my life in the buff. Just throw all my clothes away. I don't care if I get fired, or about my co-workers seeing me. I want them to see me. I want to see Kenny's jaw drop. I want Sammie to gossip. I want pictures of me hung up on the wall. To bend over the tables knowing my lips are spread and leaking. I want them to fantasize about taking me. "I'll get way more tips if I don't," I say, winking. "Besides, John said to come in whatever I was wearing, or not wearing. I'm obligated to follow his instructions." Frankie smiles and nods. "Um hmm. Malicious compliance. I love it." "Don't encourage her," Bella snaps. "Eliza, do something." "Do you plan on walking there?" Eliza asks, flicking her gaze down. "Like that? All wet thighs with a wide on?" I turn to face her, taking a step forward. "Thought I'd take the bus, actually. The lunch rush will be kicking off soon. I need to get there asap." "Daisy, stop thinking with your snatch for a minute," Bella says, dropping her bag on the floor. "You're going to have to go back there tomorrow, and have everyone talking about the time you turned up to work naked." Shifting my weight, I grit my teeth to fight the quiver that sentence caused. Eliza narrows her gaze. "That's the point, isn't it?" she asks, cutting right through me. "You want them to talk. They wouldn't dream of a world where adorable, shy Daisy Hart would strut around the city naked." "It might be bad to have them talk, it might not," I say, shifting my glance between them all. "I think it would be much worse to go back and have none of them know who I am now." Bella falls back onto the table and holds her head. "She's lost to us. Our adorable Daisy is now for the streets." "You know that people don't notice me. Look at me," I say, thrusting my arms out wide and looking down. "I'm tiny, and constantly compared to all of you. That's not your fault, and you know I don't blame you, but it's the truth." I point toward the supermarket. "No one bumped into me. They certainly didn't ignore me. For the first time since we were kids, I was noticed. Fuck, I was ogled. Me. The girl hidden from the world by genetics and the average height of people's eyes." I shrug and let my shoulders fall. "Maybe it is in my head, and I was never invisible," I say, glancing at Eliza. "All I know is, the moment I stopped being afraid of being seen, I found the change I have been yearning for." Frankie hops off the table and gives me a hug. "We've always seen you, tiny-slimmy." I chuckle. "Is that seriously going to become a new nickname?" "Only all the time," Frankie says, kissing my head. "If you want to do this, I think you should do it." Bella rolls her eyes. "Frankie, you are a terrible enabler." Frankie chuckles and flicks Bella's nipple. "Not true. I'm very good at it. It's her body, her life, her choice." Eliza takes a sharp inhale through her nose. "What about Kenny?" she asks. "He might see you and run a mile. This might ruin your chances." "That would suck," I say, nodding. "It's been a year, sis. Something needs to change, or nothing ever will." "You're absolutely sure?" Eliza asks. "I'm telling you not to do it." "I'm going anyway," I say. "And you can post that selfie if you want. I look fucking fabulous." "Yes, you do." Eliza shrugs and turns to Bella. "She's determined." "I am. I have now graduated early, moving on to slay bigger giants. And I will do it alone, traveling solo on crowded public transit; then risking my economic security and workplace social circle. All because I refuse to go back to being yesterday's Daisy." I give Frankie a squeeze before walking to Bella and wrapping my arms around her. "Thank you, and I love you," I whisper. "I'm sorry." Bella squeezes me. "You know we're coming with you, right?" I step back. "Actually, I'd prefer it if you three incomparably beautiful women didn't steal my naked thunder. You three goddesses will enjoy the group security of each other's presence. I will slay this personal giant alone." I give Eliza a massive, very firm hug. "You've got my keys, remember? Would you mind waiting for me?" She pulls me in and rests her cheek on my head. "If your life implodes, you can live with me as my naked house cat. I'll feed you all the best nibbles." "Better not get cheap with the damn nibbles," I say, nuzzling into her. "Thank you for pushing me." Eliza breaks the hug and stares at her phone again. "Go on, fuck off," she says, glancing up with a smirk." I flick her nipple. "I want a fancy collar too," I say, walking backwards and waving. "Love you guys. See ya." LIBERATION OF DAISY-2.O” T PLUS 5 HOURS. Then, I find myself walking out of the park again. It's a surreal feeling. Like my feet are moving on their own. My hands sway without thought, or input from me at all. I'm carried forward by automatic movements, as if my subconscious is driving. I'm floating through the streets toward the bus stop. My focus is on my body, and everything that's happening to it. My face, though; resumes the surreal bliss and confident friendly grin. The way my hand raises to wave at every honking car, or how I smile at every glance or stare. The phantom warmth of brushing past someone. When a hand or arm brushes against my skin. I wonder if they can feel my heat. When I reach the bus stop, the L E D sign tells me the bus will be five minutes, so I pull my phone out and text John an update. Partial update. I don't want to mention the nudity. He agreed to it, but I still don't think he knows exactly what he agreed to. I can't wait to see the look on his face. On Kenny's face. The customers, too. Oh fuck, the customers. Those awkward, flirty comments. My heart flutters as I think about it. I chew my smile thinking about Kenny. I wonder if cute suit guy is still thinking about me? Will Kenny have the same reaction? Fully hard with furtive glances. If he doesn't make a move now, at least I'll know. My nipples stiffen. Sammie will be there soon. Little miss blabber-mouth. She'll tell everyone. The whole city will know. It's funny. Last night I was adamant she shouldn't find out about it for the exact reason I can't wait to happen. The bus turns the corner, and I put my hand up to signal, enjoying the firmness of my tit as it moves with me. The driver gapes at me while I pay, and the bus full of people stare. The seats are all taken so I grab the pole next to 3 young college girl's seats. I smile at them, then fish my phone out and pretend I'm reading. Not reading. Watching. The texting app is mostly a black screen, and gives a reasonable good reflection of my surroundings. All the looks, the sneers, the licked lips. The hidden expressions they think they're doing behind my back. I relish them all. I lean against the baggage rack as the bus jerks underway; the metal bar shudders and shakes with the engine. Stealing glances at my audience, I notice there are phones pointed at me. I turn to the bloke behind my right shoulder and inhale a full chestful of air, then flash a big grin and throw up a peace sign with my hand. Yes, I've seen you. No, I don't mind at all. I don't care that I'm being filmed. I don't care that I have no control at all over that footage. My engine revs, and I feel my stomach tensing. Shifting my weight, I press my thighs together. Slick. Sensitive. I'm open and I know it. After 20 minutes, the bus gets me to the stop closest to the cafe, and I take pause. What am I doing? What am I about to do? This is it. The point of no return. I can't ever go back if I do this. That's not true. I couldn't go back the moment I stepped onto my front street this morning. So, I walk toward the cafe. Head high. Every inch of me revealed, heart and skin laid bare. Every escalation has led me here. I would have been disappointed if the day didn't end this way. This giant still looming over me. If I wasn't completely and irrevocably exposed to my contemporaries. Approaching my workplace, pass the various tables out on the street, still empty. The tables inside are full, and the people sitting by the windows gawk at me, mouths falling open as I walk through the door. NUDE DAY AT WORK: T PLUS 5:30. All the conversations end. A dozen people staring in silence. A chair squeaks on the tile. I smile and weave through the tables toward the back. John stands behind the register. He turns, locks his eyes on me, and they widen as the realization hits. His face turns red, and he grabs my wrist and drags me into the back. "Why are you naked?" he asks, whisper-shouting at me. "You said to come in whatever I was wearing," I say, gesturing to myself. " Or not wearing!This is what I was wearing, pointing to my thigh satchel." "Okay, but why are you naked?" he repeats, rubbing his forehead. "It's national nude day?" I shrug. "I told you that I wasn't dressed." "You; did say that," he says, looking out at the customers. "I thought you were wearing exercise apparel, short skirt or; or; flip-flops. I didn't think you meant literally." "Well, I'm here now," I say. "And I'm all you've got, but if you'd prefer, I can just go home and change? But I'll demand lost wages for the hour it takes" "No; no. I can't deal with the rush on my own. We're going to be talking about this at length. You can bet on that," he says, shaking his head as he scans my body. I smirk as he lingers on my tits. "I mean, where do we even put your name badge?" A fair point. It's sounding a lot like this will be my last day, after all. So, why not go out with a bang? Push my own boundaries for a change, instead of relying on Eliza to know what I'm comfortable with. I hold up a finger to John and walk out to the reception desk. "Sorry, we'll be with you in a second," I say to the growing line of customers. I fish out the marker pen from the pot beneath the counter and take it back to John. "Right about here should do it," I say, pointing to my left tit. "It'll be neater if you write it." He takes the marker and stares at it for a moment. "Daisy; what's going on?" he asks, shifting his gaze from the pen to my eyes. "Did somebody give you something? Do you know where you are? What's happening?" I widen my eyes and move my head closer. "I'm not on drugs, boss. It's really just comedic timing, that's all," I say. "The festival in the city? Was a nude one. I went with some friends, and we left our clothes at home. That's the whole story." I nod toward the marker. "People are waiting, so grab a tit and start writing." I rise on my toes and puff my chest out. "This is sexual harassment," he says, pulling the cap off the marker. "But who would believe me?" Holding the marker like a scalpel, and doing everything he can to avoid brushing against me, John scrawls my name above my tit. I flush as the marker scratches slightly, to inscribe D, and leaves a tingle as it passes. The marker is grabbing your skin, sorry for the bad penmanship.” John shyly admits. “Here,” I grab his free hand and firmly pressed it to cup my tit. “Squeeze and it will firm up. I want classy penmanship because it will not soon wear off, damn it!” I ordered my timid boss. Each letter of my name throbs and pulses, but it's John's breath on my chest that fuels my need more than anything. My skin prickles with each warm, damp wave of pressure against me. “I dot my I with a heart, not a dot. Please comply, boss.” Gods, keep touching me. Feel the heat. I fight against my shuddering breaths as he steps back & inspects his handiwork. Or is he just looking at my tits? My nipples pinch themselves under his scrutiny. "Are you sure you want to do this?" he asks, putting the cap on the marker and looking out at the cafe. "It's going to get very busy, and I can't man the til and keep their hands off you." I have way too many tables to do my own bussing, John. You'll need to cover the clean up and reset, so that I get the hot food and cold drinks served. Also, If it gets too long of a wait line, have the hostess pass out menus and take their orders ahead of time.” “That's smart!” John said with a surprised look. “And I get to keep 100% of my tips!” was my final demand, Corporate doesn't know I'm here, so lets try to keep it that way. Don't put me on the staff ledger and don't log any base pay. The customers will determine my worth and I'll keep that sum to myself.” He just nodded his affirmation. He was now treating me as a business equal, but also as a valued person. I admire his compassion. Consideration. It's the excuse I needed to escalate. I don't give him the chance to complain, or even turn his head. I skip forward and wrap my arms around him. Pressing my heat against him, I squeeze him and feel his cock stir against my belly. “You're good?” he says. "I'm sure," I say, giving him a kiss on the cheek. "Thanks for looking out for me, boss." I am powerful. I am desirable. Grabbing an order pad and pen from behind the counter, I stride back into the room full of waiting tables. SERVING IN THE NUDE: T PLUS 11:40. "Sorry about the wait, everyone," I announce, feeling everyone's attention shift onto me. They were already looking, but now they had permission. "If we could obey the honour system and let me know who's been waiting the longest, I'll get to everyone as soon as I can." I follow the chain of hands and comments, writing a list of table numbers to work through. The length of the list excites me. More than just a list of numbers, it's a checklist of exposure. I'm going to interact with every number, speak to them, joke with them, and they're going to look at me. All of me. Every part of me is flushed, and I know why. I know I'm horny. So do they. Every polite stammer, or lingering gaze. I watch the eyes as they drink me in, drawn to the parts of me they know they shouldn't be looking at, but can't help themselves. Those are the parts I need them to see. I shift my weight as I focus on my pad, scribbling away as though I weren't naked. As though I wasn't wearing a bag that framed my spreading cunt lips. As though I hadn't split my legs just enough to give a better view. I approach the first number on my list. "Hi, there," I say to the middle-aged couple at the table, tapping my 'name badge' with my pen, and flashing the biggest grin I can. "My name's Daisy, and I'll be the server for today. What can I get you?" The couple politely ordered their coffees and food, which I dutifully note on my pad. I smirk as the husband buries his head in the menu. Making a show of not looking. Though his wife made no such attempt, scanning me fully and nodding. "I was wild like you," she says, matching my smile. "Never went

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