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Would You Share Your Wi-Fi… Or Your Partner? | Consistent Chaos Ep44

A hypothetical threesome question spirals into emotional damage. Jarvis, Zoey, and guest Allison improvise awkward relationship chaos, roommate rage, and the pettiest internet drama imaginable.

Fascist Chicken vs Toxic Teacher | Consistent Chaos Ep43

A simple lunch pickup turns into workplace warfare, while a student finds out their teacher is secretly the most unhinged player in every game lobby. On this episode, Jarvis and Zoey explore office drama that feels a little racist before tackling an online gaming villain you wouldn't believe.

Ma’am, The Tattoos Are Staying

A workplace Karen turns visible tattoos into her personal villain origin story and keeps running to the boss about it.

Tattoo Police, Business Tantrums & Three Strikes at Work | Consistent Chaos Ep42

A coworker loses her mind over visible tattoos, and a boyfriend threatens to skip work if his girlfriend is “mean” to him. On this episode of Consistent Chaos, we break down both disasters and ask: are people okay? From workplace meltdowns to relationship freeloading, this episode is packed with people doing way too much—and not enough.

No Pump, No Game, No Honeys

Welcome to Consistent Chaos comedy podcast. This episode? Two dudes, one giant beach ball, and absolutely zero success on spring break.