Definitely Not!

Podcast by Definitely Not!

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About Definitely Not!

⚠️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: Listening to this podcast may cause confusion, rage, uncontrollable laughter, or the sudden urge to yell at strangers. We are not responsible for damaged friendships, broken earbuds, or spontaneous existential dread. Welcome to Definitely Not! — the chaotic arena where three friends with violently different opinions battle it out for absolutely no reason. No topic is safe. No take is too unhinged. Logic left the chat. Lawyers hate us. Our loved ones are concerned. Our group chat is in shambles. But hey, you clicked play… that’s on you.

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27 episodes

27. PLEBS: THE GOONING CHAMPS

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss gooning vs. fapping, but naturally it spirals into:- the pass out game- 80's and 90's movies- our time in Tha Sip- that one submersible- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

3 May 2026 - 1 h 20 min

26. Rat Boy Summer is BACK!

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discuss Timothee Chalamet, but naturally it spirals into:- a ballet/opera debate- Brittany's hilarious TikTok finds- weird slang- the downfall of Shia LaBeouf- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

12 Apr 2026 - 1 h 25 min

25. Clip That, Chat

Producer Brittany lets G have it for showing up to his own show 45 minutes late.

2 Mar 2026 - 1 h 37 min

24. WE STAND WITH JEFF SCOTT

Justice for Jeff!

23 Feb 2026 - 1 h 19 min

23. SET COLLAPSE 2026

💥 Welcome to the verbal dumpster fire! 💥In today’s episode, we completely derail while trying to discussBrittany's crochet penis, but naturally it spirals into:- old ladies & celebrities- 28 Years Later: The Bone Temple- YA literature- Gonzo's Harry Potter Trauma- The Patriot Games- and at least one moment where we question our entire friendshipWill we agree? Absolutely not.Will we stay on topic? Definitely not.Should you keep listening? That’s between you and your therapist.⸻Rate us. Roast us. Join the chaos. 🎧

26 Jan 2026 - 1 h 11 min

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