Don't Let the Neighbors Hear

HOW TO: be a cool mom

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared are joined by their first-ever guest: the Queen & legend herself — Paige’s mom, Genevieve Turner-Hapeman. The three of them dive into the hilarious and wholesome dynamic between Jared and Genevieve, complete with questionable jokes, rapid-fire questions, and stories that explain why she’s earned her unofficial “cool mom” title. They also get into her major career pivot — going from being a photographer for 25 years to opening a paint-your-own pottery shop while raising two young kids — and what gave her the confidence to completely change paths. It’s funny, honest, and a little chaotic. Plus, for the first time ever, the guest takes over both the weekly “In & Out” to close out the episode.

HOW TO: throw a podcast launch party

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared show the eavesdroppers exactly how they threw their podcast launch party - by inviting their friends over and making everyone share a story they definitely wouldn’t want the neighbors hearing. What follows is a compilation of absolute chaos: a suspicious summer sausage, accidentally getting a job while blackout drunk, a disastrous Chipotle incident, getting absurdly broken up with, throwing parties that did not go according to plan, plenty of hookup stories including details that probably should’ve stayed private, and one story so explicit they genuinely had to cut most of it out. Along the way, listeners get introduced to the friends behind the stories - and the energy that made the launch party just as unhinged as they were expecting.

HOW TO: date a french guy

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared kick things off by doing exactly what the podcast title suggests — live eavesdropping on their neighbors as an already chaotic night somehow gets worse after one neighbor comes home to an apartment full of dog puke and… other disasters. Then, Paige breaks down her experience dating a seemingly perfect French guy who felt straight out of a movie... until he suddenly disappeared. Just when Paige thought the story was behind her, it took another unexpected turn months later It’s messy, romantic, and slightly concerning. They wrap things up with their usual “In & Out” — tune in to find out what they're loving and leaving this week.

HOW TO: unpack your high school personality

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared unpack their high school personalities — who they were, who they thought they were, and how much of that still shows up today. From overlapping exes and student government shenanigans to teachers fully calling them out, they revisit the chaos of being a high schooler. They get into the roles they played, the decisions they probably shouldn’t have made, and how much of that energy has followed them into adulthood. It’s embarrassing, unfiltered, and a little too revealing.

HOW TO: sneak into a concert

In this episode of Don’t Let The Neighbors Hear, Paige and Jared break down their “how to sneak into a concert” playbook — from their attempt at a Peach Pit show to the time they snuck around a festival security line purely off delusion and confidence. They walk through the plan, the close calls, and the moments it almost completely fell apart — proving that sometimes all it takes is quick thinking, questionable decisions, and committing to the bit. It’s chaotic, slightly reckless, and somehow kind of impressive. They wrap things up with their weekly “In & Out” — what’s in, what’s out, and it's extra saucy this week.