143. FREAKS (1932)

143. FREAKS (1932)

This week on the hit show FREAKQUELS, powerhouse Jeff Boam joins everyone’s favorite jerks to review the classic Todd Browning effort, “FREAKS!” We accept Jeff, we accept Jeff. One of us, one of us. Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble.

142. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION (1994)

This week on FREAKQUELS, PROM is in full swing! The only problem is that the dance is Texas Chainsaw Massacre themed and everyone is wearing each other’s face so no one knows where their dates are! Until the confusion is sorted out, Rory, EJ, Greg Caldwell, and Brent Wilson chill at the loser table and discuss one of the weirdest sequels ever made, “THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION!”

141. CARRIE (1976)

This week on an extra special PROM episode of FREAKQUELS, the dastardly Elle and Jon Snow have rigged the ballots so that EJ and Rory will be named king and queen of the jerks! Once on stage, the Snows plan to dump pigs blood on Rory and EJ because…ya know...cruelty. To kill time until they execute their nefarious deed, the Snows discuss the Brian De Palma masterpiece, “CARRIE!” EJ and Rory also discuss the film because shut up!

140. NIGHT OF THE CREEPS (1986)

EJ’s filled with space slugs…again! This normally wouldn’t be an issue, but he’s making it Rory, Greg Caldwell, Jay Salerno, and Megan Elizabeth’s problem by getting them all infested and the like. It has been proven by scientists that slug infested cinephiles love reviewing the movie “NIGHT OF THE CREEPS” so that’s what we’re doing this week, jerks!

139. PROM NIGHT (1980)

It’s prom night on FREAKQUELS and EJ, Rory, Marnie Azzarelli, and Justin O'Hearn have rented a limo together! Tonight will surely be a magical evening filled with wonderful memories that will last a lifetime. However…there are growing concerns about Rory’s attire. His sparkly black ski mask isn’t traditionally considered formal…nor is the chilling bloodlust in his eyes. To relieve the tension-filled limo ride, the gang reviews the ‘80s slasher flick, “PROM NIGHT!” Hopefully the magic of Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis will keep Rory’s demons at bay. Something has to…