No Romance Please

Brined and Ready

WE’RE BACK! SEASON TWO or something like that. Catch up with Kimmy and Hannah as they discuss what’s been going on, martinis, and Kimmy’s 2025 in and out list. PLUS special guest HOLLY THE TINY CAT.

I Had My First Holy Communion At Penn Quarter Sports Tavern

OKAY WHO IS FED UP WITH DATING APPS?! Well, Kimmy and Hannah are. In this episode the girls discuss the absolute mess of dating in today's climate, the difference in the dating apps, recent date stories, and more. Sit back and enjoy the rant!

No Romance Please

Kimmy and Hannah finally reconnect on the pod after a brief hiatus. The girls discuss new trends they're seeing on Hinge profiles, Kimmy's recent first date, Hannah's weird weekend out, and if there's a benefit to using Feet Finder.

Most Demure Episode

On this episode, Kimmy and Hannah don't wear makeup in an effort to be more demure and modest. The girls discuss the Olympics, breaking drama, Jools Lebron, kitschy mailboxes, nicknames, thesaurus.com [http://thesaurus.com], kombucha, having at least three beverages, and leasing struggles. Also, they discuss BUGS at the end of the episode, so TRIGGER WARNING besties!!!!

Penne On My Toes

This week, Kimmy and Hannah discuss being "soft-ghosted" and the end of Kimmy's most recent situationship. The girls also discuss recent bad dating profiles, their strong opinions on iced coffee, pasta beds, learning song lyrics, cash loan companies, and public trusts.