George Schlatter's Comedy Collection

Bathroom Business (Ellen DeGeneres George Schlatter's Comedy Club)

Ellen talks about people who write "over" on letters, waiting for a phone call that never comes, loose change, strangers walking into occupied stalls, the purpose of the railings in public bathrooms, and people who miss the toilet bowl in women's restrooms.

Pretty Women (Arsenio Hall George Schlatter's Comedy Club)

Arsenio talks about a sign on the freeway for The Braille Institute, trying to singing along at a jazz concert, Michael Jackson wanting to buy the Elephant Man's bones, rolling joints, the unpopular McRib, people who wear sweaters around their necks, and dating pretty women vs. ugly women.

Catfish in a Suit (Jenny Jones George Schlatter's Comedy Club)

Jenny talks about her date who used coupons for dinner, a blind date who looked like a catfish, a guy who wanted to be mothered, taking care of her older husband, her strict mom, her Polish dad, and her parents being supportive of her comedy career.

Cartoons and Grape Nuts (Tom Kenny George Schlatter's Comedy Club)

Tom talks about beef jerky being gross, Grape Nuts being the hardest cereal, how cartoons influenced him, and his dad comparing baseball to ballet.

Better Things To Do (Judy Tenuta George Schlatter's Comedy Club)

Judy plays a couple of snippets of songs on the accordion and changes the words, getting interrupted from a nap in her car, traveling down south and getting pulled over by a cop, and not wanting to go to her friend's wedding.