Giant Electric Penguin

Episode 154: Happy Birthday, USA!!!

On this VERY SPECIAL episode, we’re celebrating the United States of America’s 250th birthday! Over the hill much?!? Just joking! You look great! In this one, we visit President Trump’s state fair thing and try to find a place to cool off; a couple of dorks name their stupid kid something dumb; and Matt asks MAGA Nation to help him move. So, find a dark, cool place to hunker down, find footage of some fireworks on YouTube, and enjoy another classic episode of GEP.

Episode 153: 250 Ways to Pray for Oliver

In this episode of Giant Electric Penguin, we read a trio of emails from a trio of very accomplished gentlemen; Bonnie gets admonished by a frustrated mom; Matt shares the coolest new ways to up your prayer game. Plus: A mom blames TOY STORY 5 for society’s woes…or at least for trying to turn her son into a feckless cuck. And: Matt makes bold, but 100% true, statements about Bullseye, TOY STORY 5, and the Crash Test Dummies.

Episode 152: Nateland

In this episode the Poetry Chipmunk causes a ruckus, Curry Barker eats a churro, and Matt breaks down the different sub genres of Mormons. And: Matt watched a bunch of Netflix documentaries! Plus: Comedian and donkey hater, Nate Bargatze, wants to be the next Walt Disney. Are we gonna let him? The answer might surprise you. (It’s no. The answer is no.)

Episode 151: Michael Jackson: The Verdict: The Verdict

In this episode, Gadget goes on a horrifying hike through the woods; Blowhole blows the whistle; and Matt gets distracted by the Catillac Cats (specifically Cleo). Plus: Matt shares his final thoughts on Michael Jackson. This is it! After this NO MORE MJ TALK! And: Nudist retreat etiquette - helpful tips and tricks to keep your genitalia safe this summer!

Episode 150: Hee Hee-Man

We’re halfway to 300 episodes! In this one, Matt longs for the days when driving ranges were simple; people find a new way to ruin the movies; and we reveal more of our script for the sequel to this summer’s biggest film, MICHAEL!