Good Morning, We're Dying

Episode 022 | The Davenport Was Never Real

This week on Good Morning, We’re Dying, Alex hits the road solo(ish) and lands in Bloomington, Indiana — home of IU, eternal road construction, and apparently, cuck chair shortages. While Sam holds down the Michigan fort, Alex is joined by special guest and hilarious Bloomington comic Shanda Sung. Together, they spiral through an hour of chaotic delight covering everything from getting stranded on E to the existential toll of youth sports. Spoiler: It’s mostly just sitting in folding chairs and reconsidering your life choices. Shanda shares the anxiety of comedy road trips where you're running late, running out of gas, and running through gas stations shouting "DO YOU TAKE APPLE PAY?" like a financially frantic action hero. Meanwhile, Alex relives his own parking lot panic and the luxurious amenity void known as a hotel without a cuck chair. The duo then deep-dives into the madness of modern parenting — kids doing year-round baseball, moms hauling stadium chairs like survivalists, and the bleak hilarity of camping with children who think a hot shower and a working toilet are wilderness luxuries. Also: an alarming number of stories involving cane swords, knife guys, and grandparents who hoard couches like precious heirlooms. And don't miss the revelation that Indiana’s top adult search term is just… “cum.” We’re dying. Watch Shanda’s fantastic comedy special Pickles here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrWmiJ2Fq68&ab_channel=FourbyThree [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrWmiJ2Fq68&ab_channel=FourbyThree] Subscribe to Good Morning, We’re Dying and embrace the chaos here: https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod [https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod] Follow the comics: * Follow Shanda Sung [https://www.shandasung.com/] * Follow Sam on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/ragersamantha/] * Follow Alex on social media [https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic]

Episode 021 | I Took the Train, I Regret Everything

Sam returns from an eye-opening Illinois trip and a truly cursed Amtrak experience, where a rogue band of CrossFit coaches loudly broadcasted every workplace betrayal, fat-shaming quip, and romantic implosion to an entire train car. Spoiler alert: they were real proud fitness professionals—just not of their clients or their volume control. Meanwhile, Alex shares the life-affirming thrill of replaying The Last of Us Part II as a full-blown shoot-first-ask-never maniac, because sometimes catharsis is best served with a digital flamethrower. The duo spiral delightfully into fungus lore, the pitfalls of silent zombies, and how HBO’s adaptation fumbles the emotional buildup. Also on tap: Sam teaches stand-up again (God help us all), Alex reflects on the existential rot of property maintenance, and the horrors of flooding, warped siding, and skipping school come to light. Bonus: they both reveal their deep-seated sports traumas and questionable adolescent attendance records. This episode has everything—mortality, mold, Michigan mosquitoes, and microdosing vengeance in video game form. So cozy up with your soot-filled lungs and join us for another existentially funny ride. 👻 Subscribe to Good Morning, We're Dying now: https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod [https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod] 📸 Follow Sam on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ragersamantha/ [https://www.instagram.com/ragersamantha/] 📲 Follow Alex on social media: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic [https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic]

Episode 020 | Buttigieg-Santos 2028

This week on Good Morning, We're Dying, Alex is joined by comedian Wes Ward in what can only be described as the most off-road episode yet—fitting for a conversation that begins with an impassioned TED Talk about roundabouts. With Sam out, Wes steps in to help explore the cosmic absurdity of traffic design, the futility of comedy gigs during Pride Month, and how Michigan's infrastructure is definitely built with Somerset Mall money. The duo takes a scenic detour into Elon Musk vs. Trump, the bloodsport we didn’t know we needed, but now crave like ketamine at a board meeting. There’s billionaire beef, drug-fueled speculation, and a DTE-sponsored healthcare nightmare scenario that somehow makes sense. If you’re not ready for AI-run comedy clubs and peak-hour chemotherapy pricing, you’re not ready for the future. Other stops along the descent: childhood fights as character development, open mic PTSD, The Rock’s slow transformation into an energy drink mascot, and how George Soros shops like a broke suburban mom. Also, OJ had a TikTok vibe, and yes, he would’ve definitely had a podcast. As always, the episode veers wildly into politics, darkly funny hypotheticals, and the kind of cathartic spiral that feels like watching the world burn from a Michigan meadery. If you’re hoping to hear about how America lost the plot somewhere between 9/11 conspiracy Geocities pages and Pete Buttigieg fan cams, this one's for you. 👉 Subscribe to Good Morning, We're Dying here: https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod [https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod] 👉 Follow Wes Ward on social media: https://linktr.ee/weswardtour [https://linktr.ee/weswardtour] 👉 Follow Sam Rager on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ragersamantha/ [https://www.instagram.com/ragersamantha/] 👉 Follow Alex Bozinovic on social media: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic [https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic]

Episode 019 | Fifty Cents a Loaf, Twelve Inches a Log

Get ready for a medically mysterious, emotionally constipated, and cheesily personal episode of Good Morning, We’re Dying! This week, Sam and Alex dive deep into their evolving relationships with healthcare, technology, and their own intestines. Sam’s caught between X-rays and eyebrow-raising medical records, while Alex hits a milestone with a record-breaking poop and a promising new doctor who knows his way around a butthole—and PrEP.From Jimmy John’s day-old bread to Reagan-era regrets, the duo traces how the past still messes with their guts (and finances). There’s skepticism about AI, admiration for American cheese, and a glimpse into the dystopia that is “Epic Healthcare.” Oh, and did we mention someone took a bowel movement photo worthy of a gallery show?Also in this episode: Sam’s growing rage at being blamed for her own health issues, Alex’s late-career pivot into geriatric care (from the patient side), and the quiet sadness of being completely forgotten by a famous comedian you’ve opened for multiple times.Tune in for toilet humor with heart, software rants with soul, and a reminder that if we’re all dying, we might as well laugh hard and poop harder.👉 Don’t forget to subscribe to Good Morning, We’re Dying by clicking this link:https://linktr.ee/gmwdpodFollow the hosts:Follow Sam on Instagram: www.instagram.com/ragersamanthaFollow Alex on social media: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic

Episode 018 | The Kids’ Show That Went Hard (Too Hard?)

What if your superpower was an uncontrollable, endlessly elongating penis? No, this isn’t a rejected Marvel plot—it’s the actual premise of John Dillerman, a Danish children’s show that has Sam and Alex in equal parts shock, amusement, and existential confusion. This week, they dive into the absurdity of a middle-aged man whose rogue member causes as much trouble as it fixes. From Wikipedia deep dives to questionable episode plots (his grandmother gives him a shotgun—what could go wrong?), they explore cultural differences, the show’s attempt at “desexualization,” and whether John Dillerman is a misunderstood gem or just plain weird. Subscribe to Good Morning, We're Dying: https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod [https://linktr.ee/gmwdpod] Follow Sam: https://www.instagram.com/ragersamantha/ [https://www.instagram.com/ragersamantha/] Follow Alex: https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic [https://linktr.ee/alexbozinovic]