Halal-ish

Ep.8 - Sorry Mum, It's My Life!

Growing up doesn’t always mean freedom, especially when parental control lingers well into adulthood. In this episode of Halal-ish, we unpack the emotional tug-of-war between overbearing parents and the children they continue to shame, guilt, and pressure. From unrealistic expectations to emotional blackmail, we explore how this dynamic shapes self-worth, relationships, and identity. With honesty and humor, we ask: when do you finally draw the line and start living life on your own terms?

Ep.7 - So You're Married, Now What?

Marriage isn’t the end of the story; it’s just the beginning. In this episode, we dive into the often-overlooked “after” of the wedding day, exploring the gap between romanticized expectations and real-life responsibilities. Who does what in the home? How do financial, emotional, and spiritual duties get balanced? And what happens when reality doesn’t match the dream? With candid conversations and relatable insights, we unpack the challenges and surprises couples face once the honeymoon glow fades.

Ep.6 - Am I a 10?

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of Halal-ish, we’re diving deep into the world of Muslim matchmaking and the unrealistic expectations people bring to the table. From rating looks to measuring up careers, bank balances, and deen levels, we unpack the growing trend of treating relationships like a marketplace. Why are so many people convinced they're a perfect 10 while demanding even more from a potential spouse? Is it confidence... or delusion? 👀 Tune in as we reflect, laugh, and maybe even cringe a little while exploring how modern ego, social media, and “halal dating” culture have shaped today’s standards for love.

Ep.5 - Delulu

Join us as we dive into the world of delusion, specifically the kind that convinces brand-new comedians they can bypass the grind and go straight to the big time. We unpack the myths, the shortcuts, and the reality behind success in comedy and entertainment. From unpaid open mics to years of refining your voice, this episode is a reality check for anyone who thinks visibility equals overnight success. We’re not here to gatekeep. We’re here to remind you: if it looks easy, it’s because the hard work already happened behind the scenes.

Ep.4 - Dough and Dowries

In this episode of Halal-ish, we're getting into the cost of commitment-literally. 💍 From gold demands to luxury expectations, we unpack the cultural weight (and wallet strain) of dowries in modern-day marriages. What starts as a traditional gesture can quickly become a financial mountain, especially for husbands-to-be navigating pressure from future in-laws and societal standards. We're not here to bash culture, but to ask: where's the line between respect and unrealistic? Is the mahr still meaningful, or just material? Join us for real talk, uncomfortable laughs, and maybe a few wedding-budget horror stories.