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Helen's Log

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About Helen's Log

Helen’s Log is a weekly audio diary from Helen Bauer - a 30-something-year-old Londoner trying (and often failing) to make sense of life. It’s a space to catch up, ramble, overshare, and document the weird little things that make up her week.From deep dives into Ancient Greece to holidays in Alicante. From Helen’s latest obsession with essential oils to rewatching My Big Fat Greek Wedding for the hundredth time. Think of it as a diary without the hand cramps or spelling stress. Don’t be surprised if friend, family or foe decide to drop in to keep Helen on her toes, or just laugh at the latest entry in the Log, but this is mostly about Helen logging life as it comes, with all the tangents, distractions, and mild existential crises along the way.It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and it’s one day destined to be studied by social scientists - or at least re-listened to by Helen on her deathbed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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40 episodes

episode Ep 39. Flirting, Finger Sluts, Fear with Ele Mckenzie artwork

Ep 39. Flirting, Finger Sluts, Fear with Ele Mckenzie

It’s our penultimate episode of Series One and Helen’s learning to flirt. Here to help is comedy’s biggest stud, Ele Mckenzie! This is truly a gift of an episode so please enjoy toileting at home, ghosts, peeing, vloggers, what we eat in a day and lots of vibrator chat. Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.com [helenslogpodcast@gmail.com] To hear more join Patreon https://www.patreon.com/helenslog [https://www.patreon.com/helenslog] Or watch full episodes on YouTube https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer [https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer] Helen’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer [https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer] Ele’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/ele__mckenzie/ [https://www.instagram.com/ele__mckenzie/] Go and see Ele! https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/ele-mckenzie-bringing-it-all-back-home [https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/ele-mckenzie-bringing-it-all-back-home] Buy our Helen’s Log merch! https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast [https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast] Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS: Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

21 May 2026 - 1 h 3 min
episode Ep 38. Lush, London Zoo, Lena Dunham with Alice India artwork

Ep 38. Lush, London Zoo, Lena Dunham with Alice India

Helen’s had a dream takeaway and we’re discussing dream jobs, first jobs and Gelato. If you love London zoo you’re in for a real treat as our wonderful guest Alice gives us the inside scoop on lions, tigers and bears. Not forgetting the nocturnal animals section. We also deep dive into hustling and picking up snails. Enjoy!  Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.com To hear more join Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/helenslog  Or watch full episodes on YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer Helen’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer  Alice’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/popularcomedianaliceindia/ Buy our Helen’s Log merch! https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS: Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai  This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

14 May 2026 - 54 min
episode Ep 37. Birdwatching, Burps, Botanical Gardens artwork

Ep 37. Birdwatching, Burps, Botanical Gardens

Helen’s back in the UK and flying solo today. She’s had the time of her life in Oz but thankfully is back for her dear logs. Get ready to hear all about why watching a horror film in a middle seat feels illegal, birdwatching, being caught short in a supermarket, galas, reviews and botanical gardens. Thank gawd she’s home! Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.com To hear more join Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/helenslog  Or watch full episodes on YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer Helen’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer  Buy our Helen’s Log merch! https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS: Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Elton Pond, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai  This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

7 May 2026 - 52 min
episode Ep 36. Bleeps, Behind, Better artwork

Ep 36. Bleeps, Behind, Better

Gather, gather because it’s the safety episode! We recorded this a million years ago in case Helen was ever stuck in a cave and couldn’t make it to the studio. It’s the Wild West of an episode, we talk a lot about inner childs, therapy, parents, Furbies, resting and Spotify playlists.  Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.com To hear more join Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/helenslog  Or watch full episodes on YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer Helen’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer  Buy our Helen’s Log merch! https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS: Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai  This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

30 Apr 2026 - 58 min
episode Ep 35. Snail trails, Sydney, Superbass with Olga Koch artwork

Ep 35. Snail trails, Sydney, Superbass with Olga Koch

Helen had a revelation in TK Maxx and the wonderful Olga Koch is here! If you’ve ever wanted to listen to a podcast that talks about Russian food and nipple hair in the same breath, today's your lucky day. Get ready for a pube that dreamed a dream, Australia, Brat, pickling watermelon, husbands-to-be, karaoke and Helen in a Russian Air BnB. TW: Discussion of Body Image/ Disordered Eating that some listeners may find upsetting.  Email us! helenslogpodcast@gmail.com To hear more join Patreon  https://www.patreon.com/helenslog  Or watch full episodes on YouTube  https://www.youtube.com/@HelenBaBauer Helen’s Instagram https://www.instagram.com/helenbabauer  Buy our Helen’s Log merch! https://visualanticsapparel.com/collections/helens-log-podcast Olga’s Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kolga300/ Tickets to see Olga! https://www.rocknrolga.com/ Thank to our sweet Loggys and of course all the LOGGERS: Aisling McGlinchey, Alex McPugh, Amy Fitzgerald, Amy Sheppered, Anthony Conway, Asa, Bonnie Drough, Catriona Windsor, Charley, Charlie T, Charlotte Weemes, Claire Owen-Jones, Claire Scott, Chris S, Daisy Longshaw, David Hunter, Dean Michael,Dom W-D, Dougie Robertson, Dylan Moorhead, Ellen Watson, Emilie, Emma, Fayt Grady, Gemma, Helen A, Jack Blomfield, James Goulding, Jan, Jemma Anglesea, Jen Aitken, Jessica Allan, Jessica Birch, Jocelyn Hughes, Josie Perkins, Kate Thompson, Kathryn, Kelly C, Klo, Kristine Martin, Lisa Gee, Lizzi Fort, Luke Bright, Meg Hamilton, Melissa, Natalie Ford, Neil Redmond, Niki stefannof, Noëlle Bucher, Olivia, Peter New, Rachel, Rachel smith, Rebecca Locke, River, Rochelle Harker, Sadie Cashmore, Sally Galula, Sammie Duke, Sarah Bell, Sarah Deakin, Scarlett Scrimshaw, Serena Painting, Simon Moores, Sooby Lynch, Sophie, Sophie Chivers, Stefanie Catracchia, Steven Chicken, Tamsyne Smith-Harding, Tina Linsey, Trina McTsai  This episode features Holly De Angelis as Producer and was edited by Oli Seymour for Audio Always. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. ---------------------------------------- Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy [https://acast.com/privacy] for more information.

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