Hexes & Hoes

Friday The 13th And Other Superstitious Numbers

Send us Fan Mail [https://www.buzzsprout.com/2447493/fan_mail/new] Hello and welcome back to Hexes and Hoes! This was recorded on Friday the 13th, and is actually our 13 EPISODEEE!!!! So, Kiara and Alma discuss superstitious numbers, lucky and unlucky. Shout out to Kiara for not remembering her laptop cord, and only had half battery to work with. Did that stop these two from going on tangents? NOPE. Not even a little. They tried. Halfheartedly. Not really. They also dive into their religious trauma a little bit because Christians are some of the most superstitious people out there, and that is a hill I will die on. BTW: We recorded this before Secret Lives of Mormon Wives imploded. Please don't judge. Or do. But keep it to yourself. Anyway, sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

Strawberry Spritzers and Guest Speakers

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2447493/open_sms] HH: this was supposed to come out in February. Oops. FUCK ICE AND FUCK THE MANGO MUSSOLINI IN OFFICE. We have a guest speaker this week! Meet Dani! (Who may or may not become a regular 👀) Since it’s a guest speaker this week, it’s somehow a bit more casual conversation than usual? There is no specific topic like we usually do. We did try a new cocktail/mocktail this week, strawberry spritzers! We talk about our experience growing up in Christian households, pagan holidays, and much more! You also get to hear us sing for the first time (I think). So sit down, grab a ~new drink~ and enjoy! Book series mentioned: Dragons Among Us Card pulled: 2 of cups Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

Emotional Support Cup Holders and Passenger Princesses

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2447493/open_sms] HH: So this was supposed to come out on New years…. I’m so sorry. Also, we want to know! Is there anything you want from us regarding this podcast? What do you not want?  This week, our two favorite chaotic witches try a new tequila and Kiara is a WINE GIRLY??? What fresh hell of a reality is this? Idk. We establish that Alma is an emotional cup holder and Kiara needs to be more of a Passenger princess. After 5 minutes of tangents, Alma and Kiara….go on more tangents. They’re podcast related tangents tho. Somewhat. ANYWAY. This podcast is OFFICIALLY ONE YEAR OLD WTH. For this episode (that’s a month late) we do a spread for the year as well as discuss Yule practices that we (mostly Alma) participated in. Sit back, grab your favorite drink, and enjoy! Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

A Drinking Game and a Fool’s Journey

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2447493/open_sms] Hello and welcome to the TENTH episode of Hexes and Hoes! Some Haunted Housekeeping: 100 DOWNLOADS?? Holy shit??? Thank you so much from the bottom of our hearts. We love y’all 🖤 We will go back to the Liber Kthonia I SWEAR. It will just be waiting til January. This week, to celebrate our tenth episode and ONE HUNDRED DOWNLOADS(!!?!), we are playing a little drinking game!! We are pulling cards from a tarot deck, and if we pull a Major Arcana card, we take a (half)shot (for the sake of our livers). If we pull a Minor Arcana card, we answer a witchy “would you rather” question. So grab your favorite drink (and your favorite shot glass), and play along! Enjoyyyy! *we did not pull a divination card the eppy bc we pulled like 8 cards, just pick whichever one resonates the most with you bb 🖤 Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes

(Not)SURPRISEEEE SHAWTYYYYY

Send a text [https://www.buzzsprout.com/twilio/text_messages/2447493/open_sms] HAPPY MOTHER FUCKING HALLOWEEN WITCHESSS. I’m more excited for this than my own birthday at this point. We have two VERY SPECIAL guests this episode! Kiara’s Boyfriend Nick and Alma’s husband Kit join us this week! Yay! 👹 GET EXCITED 👹 For this extra special spooky episode Alma and I yap about 4 different sleepover games (aka summoning demons) to Nick and Kit, who sit in horrified silence. We talk about the Elevator Game, Light as a Feather, Stiff as a Board, the Midnight Man, and the Three Kings game. Listen if you dare… Card pulled: 5 of Wands  Instagram: @hexesandhoespod Tumblr: hexes-and-hoes