Helen Keller Could Never

Helen Keller Could Never

Just find it hard to believe someone who is blind and deaf can fly an airplane, that’s all I’m saying. Whatever, I haven’t had a Dr Pepper in like a week so I’m kinda losing my mind. The more reason for them to sponsor me and the podcast. Just saying. Or maybe I just need I just need some wings, cause it’s been about two weeks since I had wings from Pluckers. That also could be another sponsor for the podcast, again just saying. But anyways, it’s a good the I didn’t put money on Conor McGregor this past weekend. He decided to blow out his knee on the first kick he threw. And as much as the tin foil hat crowd wants to cry pre-existing injury, I call it a freak accident. He was throwing the same kick in warm ups no problem. I kinda feel back for him and wish him a healthy recovery. Then switching gears over to NASCAR which saw the race delayed for 3 hours due to rain. I didn’t get to watch the first half, but the second was pretty nice. Ryan Blaney ended up winning the race, but my dude Carson Hocevar did end up giving him a ran for his money at the end of the race. And say what you want about Hocevar, the kid is what NASCAR has been missing.

Who Let Me Wear Backwards Fitted Hats When I Was Younger?

Cause I was going through my laptop looking at old photos. Not only were the hats backwards, I had my long hair in my face on top of that. I looked very much like a tool. We all learn from our mistakes eventually I guess. Anyways, hope everyone had a fun and safe 4th of July. Hopefully y’all pop a lot of fireworks, ate plenty of hotdogs, and did y’all’s best Jennifer Coolidge impression to y’all’s family till they laugh or got super annoyed with it. I ended going downtown cause they had something with a bunch of vendors and stuff. But I tell you what, it was a bit of the warm side. I was sweating like a whore in church. All and all it was a good time tho, can’t complain. But I what I can complain about is the US men’s soccer team that got eliminated from the World Cup. It was a bunch of small mistakes that made it look like they weren’t ready. And don’t get me wrong, I don’t know that much about soccer, but it was bad. At least American Football is around the corner, so the Dallas Cowboys can break my heart.

You Look Like The Forth Of July

Makes me want a hotdog real bad. On a side note this is the 4th of July episode of the podcast. Happy 250th birthday to this great nation of the United States of America. Yet it’s always baffled me that there are people that hate this nation so much but yet they will not leave when they are more than free to leave at anytime. No one is stopping them. That shows you how great this country is, even the haters won’t leave. But I digress, just keep in mine safety when you are popping fireworks. Keep all your fingers. But on a sad note, well sad to me, starting in 2028 PlayStation is going to stop making physical game disc. As a lover of physical media, it kinda hurts. I want physical copies of all my games. Means I actually own them, Sony and publisher can’t take them away like they can digitally. And side note and to possibly grow the podcast, I applied for a media pass to the Bell County Comic Con. Will keep y’all updated if I get it or not.

The Big Wheel Keeps On Turning Around

I’m still painting on a smile to hide my frown. But if I don’t say movie quotes or song lyrics to myself, I may end up taking a bath with a toaster. They keep me sane most of the time. I know I’m a little bit crazy sometimes. But speaking of crazy, I almost had to go down to the post office and give them a piece of my mind. They left my brand new Koe Wetzel vinyl on the toolbox of my truck in the direct sunlight. Good thing it wasn’t wrapped. Saved them an ass chewing. But whatever. Then for y’all’s entertainment, I tell a few embarrassing stories from my younger days. Well that on top of complaining about the normal stuff in my life, money, life, and the state of the podcast.

Face For Radio Actually Got On The Radio

Maybe radio might be a career choice. Cause I actually got on the radio after just talking and talking about it. Huge shout out to my friend over at KMIL 105.1, Shelby. Can’t thank her enough for inviting me on and letting me promote the podcast. One of the coolest things I’ve done in forever. And with an open invite to come back on and do more promoting and just hanging out on the radio, definitely going to take her up on the offer. I just more nervous the it was live and I’ve never really don’t anything live before. But once I started talking it was all good. Talked a little about the World Cup going on and how Texas is basically blowing people’s mind on how good it is. Then I complain how Jerry Jones will use curtains for World Cup game but not for Cowboys games. Cause if I see CeeDee or GP drop a TD pass cause of the sun, I’m gonna be pissed.