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S1 FINALE: The Mask—The Moon

In the season finale of Infinite Danger, Will gets what he wants and instantly regrets it. Episode 17, The Mask, or The Apotheosis of Dennis. Anthropology. Learning to spell “Kwakwaka’wakw” without typos. Uncle Mungo. Red tape. Nightwatchmen. Potlatches, legal and illegal. “Scout’s Honour.” Crackers the Croc. The BC Museum of Anthropology. Doing burglary to prove an important point. Getting left out in the cold. Raven and the First Men. The Crab. “This snake just can’t get enough of how good I taste,” says the snake’s tail. “He’s like putty in my hands. What an idiot!” 00:00 “The Moon” 13:45 Preamble: Critical updates on the Peruvian Arsenic Crisis 21:16 Cast and Crew 33:43 “The Mask” 1:48:49 Conclusions on Danger Bay S1 1:55:19 Modern Danger Bay/ “What is going on downstairs?” About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com [http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/]. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more. Kittysneezes is supported by readers like you. If you enjoy what you’ve read here, please consider supporting us on Patreon at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/ [http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/]. The post S1 FINALE: The Mask—The Moon [https://kittysneezes.com/s1-finale-the-mask-the-moon/] by Matt Keeley [https://kittysneezes.com/author/revme/] appeared first on Kittysneezes [https://kittysneezes.com].

Timber—He Only Speaks to Crowds

On the sixteenth episode of Infinite Danger, the Peru crisis has reached a fever pitch, but on the bright side: AI stock is only going up, up, up, and it’s time to buy! Episode 16, Timber, in which a latter-day Batman almost gets crushed by a log for the sake of salmon breeding rates. Gyppos (non-derogatory.) Real estate. Sauceless goons. Term papers on forestry. The Big Sexy Truck God. French-Canadian wisdom. “The Final Destination Special.” Aquarium-sanctioned legal immunity. Attempting a stealth assault with construction machinery. The outfit every Canadian villain wears. A new kind of activism called “doing the police’s job for free.” Jumping from a Jeep into a pickup. “Ahura Mazda (also known as Ormazd) is a Zoroastrian deity and secondary character in Prince of Persia (2008) [1]” 00:00 “He Only Talks to Crowds” 15:37 Intro 21:42 Cast and Crew 39:42 “Timber” 1:32:42 Conclusion/Modern Danger Bay About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com [http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/]. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more. Kittysneezes is supported by readers like you. If you enjoy what you’ve read here, please consider supporting us on Patreon at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/ [http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/]. The post Timber—He Only Speaks to Crowds [https://kittysneezes.com/timber-he-only-speaks-to-crowds/] by Matt Keeley [https://kittysneezes.com/author/revme/] appeared first on Kittysneezes [https://kittysneezes.com].

Nature of the Beast—Barge Chilling Park

Infinite Danger‘s 15th ep gives you media rights news critical to keeping you out of prison. Listen now! Episode 15, Nature of the Beast, in which the distant cousins of Ogopogo may possibly be discovered: Rat-tails. Jacking Ross Hagen’s flow. Unsolved Mysteries, both the show and the thing. Quotes out of context. Orc-tech submarines. A family-friendly jumpscare. Quietly threatening media figures. Gothic murder boxes. Submental tourists. The cryptobiologist zine scene. My life’s tragic circumstances have led me to re-enact the multi-generational trauma loop in the last 30 minutes of Vertigo. My lover was Ivy from Soul Calibur II specifically, by the way, you’ll have to go with me on this. 00:00 “Barge Chilling Park” 11:47 Intro/ Cast and Crew 29:54 “Nature of the Beast” 01:13:19 Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com [http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/]. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more. The post Nature of the Beast—Barge Chilling Park [https://kittysneezes.com/nature-of-the-beast-barge-chilling-park/] by Matt Keeley [https://kittysneezes.com/author/revme/] appeared first on Kittysneezes [https://kittysneezes.com].

Mad Hatter Bears—Basford’s Boys

Infinite Danger returns with the better (?) sounding episode 14, contemplating all that could have been. Episode 14, Mad Hatter Bears, in which rabies returns in metallic form: A tasteful bear suit. Mining Mercury Madness. King Blue, Lady Rose and the Exotics. Tranq darts. Contaminated fish. BC Pastoralism. A little too much of those fumes. Surgery on a throw rug. An excess of helicopter footage. Dispatching foes with tiny little kicks. Why has nobody tried building infinity pools in those villages afflicted by drought? They’d never run out of water if you did that. 00:00 “Basford’s Boys” 08:52 Intro/ Cast and Crew 19:45 “Mad Hatter Bears” 01:18:22 Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com [http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/]. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more. The post Mad Hatter Bears—Basford’s Boys [https://kittysneezes.com/mad-hatter-bears-basfords-boys/] by Matt Keeley [https://kittysneezes.com/author/revme/] appeared first on Kittysneezes [https://kittysneezes.com].

The Only One—Match Game ‘76

The thirteenth episode of Infinite Danger, giving you the Brink updates you crave as the beasts slowly take over the globe. Episode 13, The Only One, in which the program gets tired of fiction entirely and decides to become a biopic: Star Trek narration. Impossibly slim odds of survival. The year 1977. Mascot metrics. Half a bagel. Your orca ancestors from the old country. Transparent damage control. “Y’know, we don’t know that much about whales.” Extreme close-ups on sex organs. The Dark Side of Raffi’s “Baby Beluga.” We know vultures eat the corpses of other animals, but there’s nothing eating the corpses of vultures. This is what we call an “unserved market” and is a great investment opportunity. 00:00 – “Match Game ’76” 12:39 – Intro/ Cast & Crew 29:49 – “The Only One” 01:24:02- Conclusion/Modern Day Danger Bay About Infinite Danger: Infinite Danger is a podcast chronicling the wildly successful Canadian action TV classic, Danger Bay. All 40-plus seasons of it. Join your host Will, as he breaks down each episode of the adventures of aquarium policeman Grant Roberts and his children Nicole and Jonah in the trillion-dollar franchise which continues to define the city of Vancouver culturally, economically, religiously, and geopolitically. Support Infinite Danger and other fine projects at http://patreon.kittysneezes.com [http://patreon.kittysneezes.com/]. Patrons receive access to the official Kittysneezes Discord and more. The post The Only One—Match Game ‘76 [https://kittysneezes.com/the-only-one-match-game-76/] by Matt Keeley [https://kittysneezes.com/author/revme/] appeared first on Kittysneezes [https://kittysneezes.com].