Michael Bolton- The One Thing

Fetty Wap- Trap Queen

Matt and Will return to cook pies and talk trap on this episode of It's Not Music. As you would expect, the episode begins with Will making off-color jokes about Italians. It progresses into a discussion about this seminal pop song from 2015, particularly how adorable the chiptunes sounds that comprise the beat really are. This is all just an appetizer for the main course this week which will be a discussion of Farrah Abraham's My Teenage Dream Ended. It's one of the worst albums ever made, and Fetty looks like a zillion bucks on this track when compared to everyone's favorite underage mother.

Captain Beefheart- Trout Mask Replica

It's Not Music returns with a special split-level episode of the podcast! Side A features special guest Casey Rocket describing why Trout Mask Replica is a sweet relief from the agony of everyday existence. Then on Side B, Will explains why this is the most unlistenable album ever recorded. Neither man is wrong!

Jason Mraz- We Sing We Dance We Steal Things

Jesus Christ, Mraz brings out the Satanist in us this week as we lose our minds trying to decipher why this bullshit makes us so angry. We eventually decide that this music is a metaphor for a middle-aged hedge-fund manager's son having a stroke and randomly accessing the different sections of his uninteresting brain as everything shuts down. It's insanity this week on It's Not Music. And this really isn't music.

Jason Mraz- You and I Both

After dozens of threats over the years, Will finally pulls the trigger, but instead of a merciful bullet, Matt's ears are met with Mr. A.Z. Matt compares the man to Hitler before softening and admitting that people who enjoy him are "fine." Will spends most of the episode shamefully recounting his history with Mraz, eventually describing himself as a "recessive gene." It's a good one.

Michael Bolton- The One Thing

Michael Bolton- The One Thing by Matthew Amos