Zelda Quest

Pet Quest

Will and Kelsey are here to talk about pets! Kelsey gives a brave yet valid opinion regarding dog ownership, and we try to suss out which pet would be worse: a resurrected raptor or a regular bird? (It's the bird.)

Zelda Quest

We are rip-roarin' and ready to go this week! After seeing some bad improv and taking care of a sick dog, Will and Kelsey are ready to dive into the Legend of Zelda mythos as we plan the live-action film adaptation. (Yes, we did cast Timothee Chalamet as Link. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US???)

Fantasy Quest

You arrive at the brim of a vast caldera. Smoke is billowing from this earthly cloaca, sporting ash for plumage. Suddenly, impossibly two great scaly wings arise through the grey. With the shaking of a thousand hungry babes, a dragon has advanced to stand before you. Now tell me, traveler.. would you smash or pass that dragon? Join Kelsey and Will this week as they discuss the finer points of a coffee enema and discover the consequences of saying "Jamie Lee Curtis" 3 times fast. Hale and well met!

Marvel Quest

Calling all M-Cuties! This week, Will and Kelsey delve into a world they know almost nothing about: the Marvel Cinematic Universe. They discover the best billionaire to play Tony Stark, explain why the green M&M is SO sexy, and figure out what EXACTLY the thing was that Angela Bassett did. They also talk about eggs for a little bit, if that does anything for you.

Therapy Quest

Do you have the winter blues? Do you sit at a chair with your knees to your chin as you watch the snow fall praying for the night to sweep you into blissful unawareness? Becauseeeeee LOL SAME. Will and Kelsey formally invite you to bemoan your woes and dredge up some spicy trauma. Come commiserate with us, sweet ones.