Lumps & Humps - The Audio Files

The Incidents

Charlottesville. Quantum theory. First love. Trenches. French fries. Rainstorms and reiki. A story about strange timing, parallel lives, and the people who arrive exactly when you need them—even if you don’t understand why yet.

Diagnosis / Treatment Update: Chemo Part One, by the Numbers

Chemo by the numbers: bloodwork trends, step counts, hydration, iron infusions, weight gain, and what happens when survival starts looking like data points on a graph.

Things that are Weird: Part Seven

On runny noses, new friends, and gallows humor.

Why Alli Has Cancer - Theory Four: Microplastics, the Covid Vaccine, and the Italian Mafia

This week on Why Alli Has Cancer: organized crime, environmental toxins, chicken cancer, the Chesapeake Bay, and a topless conversation with my plastic surgeon while she inflated my fake boob with saline.

Diagnosis / Treatment Update: Mental Health and Mindset

Round five of chemo. A piece about mindset, mental health, finding a “why,” cold plunges, cancer rituals, the language we use to survive, and how sometimes you never know what you’re training for.