Money Grab 1: Exit, pursued by Sasquatch

Money Grab 1: Exit, pursued by Sasquatch

Matt and Claire decide to embark on a new venture: writing a full-length screenplay. No, this is not a joke. Well, kind of. Claire accidentally rips off a CBS show with one of her pitches. Matt reveals his far-too-specific knowledge about Sasquatch. They both try to avoid naming and blaming specific members of their college cohort. And there are some fantastic statistics about this show's listener base. Follow along with our progress in our Google Doc: https://bit.ly/3AK5dn6 Follow us: twitter.com/mouthgrab Email us: mouthgrab@gmail.com

Crush: We’re not Metaphor-it

We’re late to pride month, but still determined to watch Crush (2022) on Hulu, a film that can only be described as “it has lesbians in it.” Claire is offended that the writers didn’t accept her LinkedIn request. Matt pointedly critiques the film’s depiction of track and field. We spend far too much time avoiding talking about this movie, because frankly, there’s not much to say. Claire gave up editing halfway through, which is why there are 40% more anecdotes than normal. Tweet us! twitter.com/mouthgrab Email us! mouthgrab@gmail.com

Zookeeper: we try to get cancelled by Joe Rogan

God help us as we watch Zookeeper, the 2011 classic from Kevin James with an astonishingly star-studded cast (yes, including Joe Rogan, we're not kidding). Unsurprisingly, all of them are bad except for Rosario Dawson. Claire did not realize the animals talked and was in for a rude awakening. Matt advocates for the bears being gay. Richie accidentally calls Kevin James Paul Blart and we lose our minds about it. We’re sponsored by bird meat now, and all sound issues can be attributed to the malicious actions of competing brands, or perhaps the ghosts of the animals who died while making this movie. Follow us on twitter.com/mouthgrab or email us at mouthgrab@gmail.com !