"We Are Infinite"

“Juvenile Curiosity” ft. LeErik Iverson

Legends! The narcissists are back in the studio and this time they brought company… Alaina’s dad’s favorite guest, Brother Erik, is back! They talk House of the Dragon returning, The Jimmy’s, Naz Reid, Italy, the Alaskan mudflats, F1, epic party ideas, Love Island, and flavored gum. Confused why there’s two episodes this week? Well George Glass played in your faces… but this is the most up to date episode! Enjoy!

“ Gwi-ma’s Goons”

Hi Legends. So here’s the thing. George Glass forget to post this. we should have fired him… but it’s pride month. The prettiest narcissists in America, Jason and Lainie, are back back back again. Today’s topics include: Disclosure Day, new Olivia album, Summertime, Gulliver Travels, mythical islands, splatting from windows, Love Island, The Magicians Nephew, new lamps, and Phoebe Berman’s gonna lose it. Legends will be happy to hear the steampunk hat man did not snatch Lainie on her walk home.

"Mother! I'm Gonna Let You Have It"

Blah blah blah! Into that? Listen to world-famous narcissists, Jason and Alaina, blab about culture after the man tried to silence them. They will not go gently into that good night! Tonight’s topics: The Invisible Man movie, Jimmy Neutron movie, Taylor Swift tacky wedding, Love Island clients, the Tonys, chunks, Hacks and Euphoria finales, and recent reads. Please don’t report us to Spotify!!!

We’re sorry… (addressing our misgivings)

Legends, the Narcissists have sinned, and they urge you to accept their confession. This episode was recorded on Thursday and since then, there are more regrets Lainie must take responsibility for. * Lainie is sorry about what she said about Callum Turner, especially since it’s his wedding week. She had a bitchy moment and hope it can be excused. He’d be a great Bond. * Lainie talked to her friendly Trademark lawyer and shockingly is now team Patagonia in the Patagonia vs. Pattie Gonia lawsuit?? Still very confusing, but should have paused to learn more.  Anyways other highlights: celebrities jumping off of boats, animals in danger, Babu Frik, song of the week, Euphoria and Hacks ending, and Jason’s greasy face rocks. Enjoy and sorry!!

"We Are Infinite"

Yalllll it’s giggle time! The narcissists, Jason and Alaina, can’t wait to penetrate your ears with a joyous noise! What was discussed? Who cares! But if you do…. The 4 Agreements, paradoxes, Survivor, Vanderpump Rules, scones, Baroque literature, The Devil Wears Prada 2, LOTS of awesome music, and a new summer goal is revealed…  bibia be ye ye!