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Snow Why: Snow White (2025) Review

Net Prophetess' first ever Ritual Review episode, in which we dissect the 2025 Snow White remake. Waiter! Waiter! More nostalgiaslop, please!! ʚ♡ɞ˚click the link below to find the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess ♡ ♡ ♡

God Save The Scene Queen: Kiki Kannibal

Sybille discusses Elon Musk's ever-growing harem, a trans vegan death cult, Myspace's most infamous scene queen Kiki Kannibal, and answers all of your love questions. ʚ♡ɞ˚click the link below to find the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess ♡ Don't forget to check out @kikikannibal on instagram ♡ and plz buy me one of her necklaces. kthxbai.

My Subby Valentine

♡ Happy Valentines Day ♡ Sybille discusses perverted dating sims of yore, aspirational online Mormon content, Stanley cup psychosis, and answers all of your love questions. ʚ♡ɞ˚click for links to the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess

The Boneghazi Files

Sybille discusses more Britney news, celebs who have committed wrongthink, chats with AI Kendall Jenner, and unearths for us the tale of Tumblr's very own bonestealing witch. ʚ♡ɞ˚click for links to the net prophetess loveline submission form + social media ʚ♡ɞ˚ https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess https://linktr.ee/netprophetess

Boxxy Warfare

Sybille discusses her recent voyage, dancing with knives, founding e-girl Boxxy, and of course, answers some of your burning questions. Socials: https://twitter.com/netprophetess [https://twitter.com/netprophetess] https://www.patreon.com/netprophetess [https://www.patreon.com/netprophetess]