Never Better

INTO THE VOID Episode 5: BUILDING FOOD [feat. Spencer]

Welcome back to INTO THE VOID [all caps mandatory], the single-host stream-of-consciousness alternative to the Never Better Podcast, and a show that in its own right also never gets any better. This is what happens when the scheduling robot we use arranges for us to record on June 31st. This week, Spencer waxes poetic about teaching sabbaticals, Rhode Island-style diplomacy, postoffice cracksmanship, a trail of clews, and the importance of repairing the human machine. Plus, we mourn the plight of the hapless aeronaut.-----The opinions expressed on INTO THE VOID do not necessarily represent those held by any persons involved in the creation of the Never Better podcast. They might not even represent those held by Spencer if you ask him again later. Also, any references to the status, thoughts, behaviors, or actions of any figures living or dead are purely parodical and without any substance, merit, or evidence. There's no point to suing us anyway. We don't have any money.

Episode 45 – The Root Cellar

Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer, Craig, and special guest host and perennial friend of the show Jewell discuss industrial waste, TiVo denial, chocolate donuts, grunt interpretation, possible Russian plots, lawn lounging, and being on a last-name basis with your friends. Also, Craig the Human Calculator completely whiffs a problem of simple arithmetic. [Episode art: a photo of two old British people staring disapprovingly at a pay-per-view invoice.] ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast [https://twitter.com/neverbettercast] or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show [mailbox@neverbetter.show] and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 44 – Beef Beef Frank Frank

Welcome to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Spencer and Craig discuss hot dog vehicles, yearbook scandals, '60s names, blanket etiquette, and the benefits and drawbacks of shooting your radio with a gun. Also, Craig gives us all a couple of reasons not to make your whole life about the mafia. [Episode art: a photo of Ken Burns and his intriguing hairdo.] ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast [https://twitter.com/neverbettercast] or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show [mailbox@neverbetter.show] and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 43 – The Ballad Of Meemoo McKinney

Welcome back to Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, Michael, Spencer, and Craig discuss attempted nicknames, emu fugitives, revolver dares, wasteful cakes, dubious citrus, and orchestral manoeuvres in broad daylight. Plus, Spencer discovers that neither of his cohosts paid any attention to his glasses situation for multiple years. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast [https://twitter.com/neverbettercast] or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show [mailbox@neverbetter.show] and we’ll react appropriately!

Episode 42 – A Year Of Varied Experiences

This is Never Better, a show that never gets any better. This week, in a shockingly Michaelless episode, Craig and Spencer discuss missed towing opportunities, doppelganger cheesecake, slapping a child, name revulsion, the world's weakest horoscope, and whether or not they also serve who buy and hold war bonds. Also, in a long-needed touch of highbrow culture, please enjoy a few seconds of opera and a brief poetry reading. ----- Question? Suggestion? Unwarranted aggression? DM us on Twitter at @neverbettercast [https://twitter.com/neverbettercast] or send us an email at mailbox@neverbetter.show [mailbox@neverbetter.show] and we’ll react appropriately! ----- Performance of "Vesti la giubba" by Mario Lanza (pictured), from the 1959 MGM musical "For the First Time." Samples included under Fair Use doctrine.