Episode 9 - The Easter Island Statue That Squidward Lived In

Episode 10 - Shirtless on a Boat

Charles steals valedictorian valor. Patrick is mocked by god for exhibiting too much character and fitness. Ron shows up fashionably late to the podcast, but does not attend graduation. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social] Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyerhttps://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer [https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer] Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social] Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotorsPlease reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 9 - The Easter Island Statue That Squidward Lived In

Charles accidentally calls college "high school." Patrick accidentally calls law school "college." Ron accidentally gets his library defunded. We discuss valuable antiquities, both foreign and domestic, and their role in our plan to secure safe passage to China. Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social] Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyerhttps://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer [https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer] Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social] Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotorsPlease reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 8 - I Don't Enjoy This Either, Your Honor (ft. Andy from ALAB)

With Ron away, Charles and Patrick are visited by Andy from ALAB, You're On Your Own and Mic Dicta and proceed to lay down the law. Topics include: tattletales, ancient judges, and people who are so stupid it defies common human logic. We also gawk at a cavalcade of poorly-behaved freaks and read from the Book of Grudges. Andy on Bluesky: https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/wyattprivilege.bsky.social] Charles: https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social] Patrick: https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer [https://bsky.app/profile/veryimportant.lawyer] Ron: https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social [https://bsky.app/profile/lronmexico.bsky.social] Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotorsPlease reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 7 - You Know How Beavis Looks?

Charles gets a negative teachers review due to being divorced. Ron gets tricked by a doctor and embraces MAHA. Patrick uses his pliable brain and the advice of a high school girlfriend to become ambidextrous. Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotorsPlease reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]

Episode 6 - Banana Business

The boys discuss their complicity in fascism by posting on the wrong website. Ron teaches us about centipedes who hold grudges. Charles teaches us about monkeys who party. Charles' wife Carrie makes a special guest appearance to teach us even more monkey facts. Patrick discusses the best job he ever had. Drunk vervet monkey video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSm7BcQHWXk]  Liezl Estipona https://www.heyitsliezl.com/ [https://www.heyitsliezl.com/]  Patrick’s Bandcamp http://veryimportant.lawyer [http://veryimportant.lawyer] Patrick’s tape on Big Sleep Records https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors [https://bigsleeprecords.bandcamp.com/album/tonal-rotors] Please reach out to help Charles defeat Josh Boerman in the 2026 Podcast Guest Challenge: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0 [https://docs.google.com/document/d/1507RFbguOWnsrMFqsuRmHHIqjL2P1xtl8AEe3LzPZmg/edit?tab=t.0]