Not Your Desperate Housewives

Having a bit of a fit

In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we time-travel from the Scottish Highlands to the Super Bowl stage without spilling our martinis. We’re diving deep into Outlander (because emotionally stable men in kilts are our Roman Empire), breaking down the Super Bowl spectacle and that Bad Bunny halftime energy, and then heading straight into the Olympic chaos. Yes, we’re discussing the “Quad God,” the two-man bobsled glory, Lindsey Vonn’s legendary presence, and the ice dancing drama that has us locked in. We also get into manifesting (are we delusional or just powerful?) and the Bridgerton musical greatness that never was. It’s sports. It’s scandal. It’s string quartets and sleds. And it’s absolutely not desperate

Same Housewives, New Season

Season Two starts with a proper catch-up. We’re recapping the last four months of life—our Key West getaway, how we actually spent the holidays, and everything that’s happened since we last hit record. Plus, we dive into the Stranger Things finale and unpack our feelings (because yes, we have many). New season, same chaos.

Dreams, Dahmer , & DWTS

This week on Not Your Desperate Housewives, we’re serving up all the pop-culture tea you didn’t know you needed. We break down the latest season of Dancing with the Stars (sparkles, sequins, and maybe a few questionable moves), unpack The Summer I Turned Pretty finale (yes, we’re still recovering), and dive into our obsession with Netflix’s serial killer documentaries. Plus, we take a detour into dreamland—literally—wondering why our subconscious is so unhinged at 3 a.m. Grab your wine glass, cozy up, and get ready to laugh, question reality, and maybe analyze your own wild dreams right along with us.

Tinder Conversations, Toe-vid, and Taylor Frankie Paul

The NYDH crew is back and unfiltered in this jam-packed episode. We’re debating whether Taylor Frankie Paul would actually make the ultimate Bachelorette, and giggling about the best tinder exchanges (i have one daughter, anyone?). Plus, we welcome cozy season with all the fall feels—while side-tracking into Toe-Vid drama, the age-old circumcision debate, and the rom-com classics that still own our hearts. Grab your PSL, queue the dating apps, and settle in for laughs, hot takes, and way too much honesty—only on Not Your Desperate Housewives.

Catching Up, Cardi B, and Cousins Beach

Summer might be winding down, but we’re still in our feels! In this episode of Not Your Desperate Housewives, we dive deep into The Summer I Turned Pretty—Team Conrad or Team Jeremiah, anyone?—and unpack all the juicy details of the Cardi B defense trial. Plus, we catch up on everything happening behind the scenes of our not-so-desperate lives, from chaotic schedules to unexpected plot twists. Grab your iced coffee (or a margarita) and hang out with us for laughs, hot takes, and a little bit of everything.