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Ep18 The One That Broke Us Both

Computer? I hardly know her! We don't know what this company does but oh boy are we surrounded by horny technology! First, Taylor returns to the fascinating mind of Leonard Delaney with, The Office Photocopier Wants to Have Sex With Me. Then Don accepts a little customer assistance in, Scanned and Stuffed: Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine by Skye MacKinnon and Philomena MacKinnon. (TW Gore and body horror from 13:46-15:30)

Ep17 Austin Powers to the People

We've written ourselves into your ears this week with 'Freakier than Fan-Fiction!' Don delivers a research and rant-driven dive into the history and fascinating current of fan-fiction as an art form. Then Taylor launches into a wholesome, bisexual reimagining of everyone's favorite study group with GreendaleHumanBeing's, You Run My Mind, Boy. Finally, Don considers breakfast food representative relations with Nevski's, Like They Do on the Discovery Channel.

Ep16 Dealer's Choice #4

It's time for Dealer's Choice again, and we're sucking on chocolate eggs and asking the age old question, 'If a pair of pants wore pants, how would they wear the pants?' First, Don dresses down with My Date with a Pair of Gray Sweatpants by Dakota Cockaday as Cassi O. Peia. Then, Taylor wishes for a bit of sugar with Bethanie Loren's, Eggcellent.

Ep15 That's Totally What Trains Do

All aboard, and buckle up! This week we're talking "planes, trains, and automobiles" and we've got two books HOT off the presses! Taylor gets the engine steaming with Railed: A Why Cho-Cho-Choose Romance by Zane E. Stori. Then Don takes the scenic route to boner town with Brake Me, by Athena Bliss and Marluxia Bliss.

Ep14 A Gentleman and a Paperclip

Looks like you're looking for the worst rated smut ever, can we assist you with that? We've wandered into "1 star, would not recommend" territory! Don gets the totally chill and normal party going with Giselle Renarde's, Rainbow Night. Then Taylor takes to the chopter and considers the plot importance of jiggle physics in Leonard Delaney's, Conquered by Clippy.