“I’m Not Saying It’s Cat… But It’s Cat.”

“I’m Not Saying It’s Cat… But It’s Cat.”

Listen… I saw a video and now I’m convinced—we’ve been eating cats. In this unfiltered rant, I talk about that viral clip, how nothing shocks us anymore, and what I will be doing if the world goes left. Spoiler: it involves frying feline feet. 🔥 One Trick Pony — where your favorite mouthpiece says the quiet parts OUT LOUD. 🎧 Follow for more off-the-rails commentary you didn’t know you needed.