Uber Husband

Sweet Lady Linecutter

Verily! What would thoust do if a white lady tried to cut in line using her sob story? Wouldst thou be petty? Or doth the white lady protest too much?! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan [https://www.instagram.com/cearajaneo/] and Griff Stark-Ennis [https://www.instagram.com/griffstarkennis/] Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com [pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com] Buy our Merch [https://pettycrimes.merchtable.com/]! Join our Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes/posts] for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more! Keep up with us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/pettycrimespod/] and TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@pettycrimespod] to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea [https://www.instagram.com/rileymadincea/]. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === AquaTru Head to AquaTru.com [http://AquaTru.com] and use promo code PETTYCRIMES to get UP TO 20% off today! Mood 20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY [https://mood.com/] at checkout. Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes [https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes] #rulapod Shopify Turns out you don’t need a real job. Build your own business with a free trial at shopify.com/pettycrimes shopify.com/pettycrimes [http://shopify.com/pettycrimes] Skims Shop SKIMS Cotton, and all of our favorite pieces, at https://skims.com [https://skims.com] Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes [http://quince.com/pettycrimes] for free shipping and 365-day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Slam Pig Donuts (w/ Sarah Sherman)

How many donuts do four grown women need to keep their 20-year friendship alive? Definitely more than 3, right? Featuring Sarah Sherman [https://www.instagram.com/sarahsquirm/?hl=en] (SNL, new HBO special [https://www.hbomax.com/movies/sarah-squirm-live-in-the-flesh/5d79e162-5a0a-4177-9021-79bac1836b07])! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan [https://www.instagram.com/cearajaneo/] and Griff Stark-Ennis [https://www.instagram.com/griffstarkennis/] Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com [pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com] Buy our Merch [https://pettycrimes.merchtable.com/]! Join our Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes/posts] for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more! Keep up with us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/pettycrimespod/] and TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@pettycrimespod] to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea [https://www.instagram.com/rileymadincea/]. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === LittleSpoon Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES [http://littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES] and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order. Mood 20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY [https://mood.com/] at checkout. Omaha Steaks Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com [https://OmahaSteaks.com] and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Progressive Visit Progressive.com [http://Progressive.com] and see if you can enjoy a little cash back. RocketMoney Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes [http://rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes] Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes [https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes] #rulapod Shopify Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes [http://shopify.com/pettycrimes] Skims Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com [http://www.skims.com] #skimspartner Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes [http://quince.com/pettycrimes] for free shipping and 365-day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Tinder Triangle

And I couldn't help but wonder ... when does an "off-limits" guy become "on limits" again? Can a city really be big and small? And how does The Bailiff know more about Sex & The City than anyone else on this podcast? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan [https://www.instagram.com/cearajaneo/] and Griff Stark-Ennis [https://www.instagram.com/griffstarkennis/] Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com [pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com] Buy our Merch [https://pettycrimes.merchtable.com/]! Join our Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes/posts] for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more! Keep up with us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/pettycrimespod/] and TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@pettycrimespod] to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea [https://www.instagram.com/rileymadincea/]. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === LittleSpoon Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES [http://littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES] and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order. Mood 20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY [https://mood.com/] at checkout. Omaha Steaks Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com [https://OmahaSteaks.com] and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Progressive Visit Progressive.com [http://Progressive.com] and see if you can enjoy a little cash back. RocketMoney Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes [http://rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes] Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes [https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes] #rulapod Shopify Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes [http://shopify.com/pettycrimes] Skims Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com [http://www.skims.com] #skimspartner Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes [http://quince.com/pettycrimes] for free shipping and 365-day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Ex Party

Be careful what you wish for. Especially if what you wish for is your ex to come to your house party and cause some drama. Cos there'll be drama. Just not the kind you wanted! Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan [https://www.instagram.com/cearajaneo/] and Griff Stark-Ennis [https://www.instagram.com/griffstarkennis/] Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com [pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com] Buy our Merch [https://pettycrimes.merchtable.com/]! Join our Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes/posts] for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more! Keep up with us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/pettycrimespod/] and TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@pettycrimespod] to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea [https://www.instagram.com/rileymadincea/]. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === LittleSpoon Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES [http://littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES] and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order. Mood 20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY [https://mood.com/] at checkout. Omaha Steaks Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com [https://OmahaSteaks.com] and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Progressive Visit Progressive.com [http://Progressive.com] and see if you can enjoy a little cash back. RocketMoney Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes [http://rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes] Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes [https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes] #rulapod Shopify Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes [http://shopify.com/pettycrimes] Skims Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com [http://www.skims.com] #skimspartner Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes [http://quince.com/pettycrimes] for free shipping and 365-day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].

Uber Husband

Was this concert ticket free, or will my husband have to be our private chauffeur as payment? Petty Crimes is hosted by Ceara Jane O’Sullivan [https://www.instagram.com/cearajaneo/] and Griff Stark-Ennis [https://www.instagram.com/griffstarkennis/] Have a crime that should be heard in the Petty Crimes Court? Submit it to pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com [pettycrimespodcast@gmail.com] Buy our Merch [https://pettycrimes.merchtable.com/]! Join our Patreon [https://www.patreon.com/c/pettycrimes/posts] for exclusive BONUS EPS, AD-FREE EPISODES, and more! Keep up with us on Instagram [https://www.instagram.com/pettycrimespod/] and TikTok [https://www.tiktok.com/@pettycrimespod] to see evidence, events, behind the scenes, and other petty bullsh*t … This episode was produced and edited by Riley Madincea [https://www.instagram.com/rileymadincea/]. Additional production support from Meghan Hinna. === SPONSORS === LittleSpoon Give them meals + snacks that are actually right for where kids are developmentally—balanced, intentional and made to support real growth. Go to littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES [http://littlespoon.com/PETTYCRIMES] and enter code PETTYCRIMES for 30% off your first order. Mood 20% off your entire purchase for first-time buyers. Use code PETTY [https://mood.com/] at checkout. Omaha Steaks Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com [https://OmahaSteaks.com] and use promo code PETTYCRIMES at checkout for $35 off. Minimum purchase may apply. Progressive Visit Progressive.com [http://Progressive.com] and see if you can enjoy a little cash back. RocketMoney Join at rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes [http://rocketmoney.com/pettycrimes] Rula Rula patients typically pay $15 per session when using insurance. Connect with quality therapists and mental health experts who specialize in you at https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes [https://www.rula.com/pettycrimes] #rulapod Shopify Sign up for your $1/month trial today at shopify.com/pettycrimes [http://shopify.com/pettycrimes] Skims Shop Everyday Cotton, and all of my favorite bras and underwear at http://www.skims.com [http://www.skims.com] #skimspartner Quince Go to quince.com/pettycrimes [http://quince.com/pettycrimes] for free shipping and 365-day returns. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy [https://art19.com/privacy] and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info [https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info].