5. The Ooh-Ah-Ah, Bruja-ja Sensation: a Short, Sexy Bedtime Story

9. A Yelp Review of All the Cults I’ve Joined

This is my Substack cross-over. My free page “Darling, Please!” focuses on late bloomer Cult Girl (TM) stories and Mourning Pages about delayed discoveries on pleasure, society, and meeting grief with laughter for somatic release. Articles that help me fully hold memories enough to let them evolve into fuel moving forward. This is a *treat* since audio of my articles is mainly on my subscription. I couldn’t help but spread the (not so good) news on the cult life but the good news is I’m an openly queer artist now and I use my creativity to try and solve problems. My latest two problems? Aside from uncovering truths about pleasure, I also design socks! Darling Oddity Odd Ones solve the issue of the missing socks with color blocked palettes that make all the sets match without looking identical. They’re Odd, Darling. And they’re on my Etsy & website: https://www.etsy.com/listing/1265398272/. Also I am trying to help Free the Nipple with my Lawless line of lingerie. Get my temporary pasties here: https://www.darlingoddity.com/shop/p/temporary-lingerie-pasties DARLING PLEASE ARTICLES FREE SUBSCRIPTION: https://open.substack.com/pub/darlingoddity/p/a-yelp-review-of-cults-ive-joined?r=1i91jn&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post ; Podcast referenced - Rise & Fall of Mars Hill: https://open.spotify.com/show/5rJtwcRM7WNYs0LNTrlP5N?si=JJ8KYR1kSie0N2Egl2KOEA , Sounds Like a Cult: https://open.spotify.com/show/0podj5AKLOFvJAS1raltmw?si=Cn1jr4cARD-36nSk8f1VTA and the Tik Tok @alliestartsacult

8. November Tarot for Your “Horny” Soul

Aka your mars sign. Quick and concise monthly reading based on mars placements. If you want the script at the beginning of each month, check out the FREE Substack “Darling Please”: https://open.substack.com/pub/darlingoddity/p/tarot-for-your-horny-soul-november?r=1i91jn&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post Enjoy!

7. Mars Sign Tarot for Your Horny Soul: October

Mars rules ambition and sensuality, now that Mercury retrograde is over (and Mars goes retrgordade at the end of the month) I thought I’d pull some messages for each Mars placement and give you a fun dose of “asstrology”… You can find your birth chart for free on cafeastrology.com (or google for more options). You can read up on this tarot spread on my Substack “Darling Please!” (also free) https://open.substack.com/pub/darlingoddity/p/tarot-for-your-horny-soul-october?r=1i91jn&utm_medium=ios&utm_campaign=post … and if you give a review you get 50% off my Pleasure and Paint class October 28th, 6pm PST: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/436148430697

6. Tarot for Your Horny Soul: September

Tarot for your Mars sign which rules passions, ambitions, and your connection to sacral sensual desire that plays out in and outside of the bedroom… More on “Darling, Please” Substack: https://darlingoddity.substack.com/p/messages-from-ur-horny-soul-re-ur?r=1i8yho&s=w&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&utm_source=direct

5. The Ooh-Ah-Ah, Bruja-ja Sensation: a Short, Sexy Bedtime Story

*Special Treat* for Witches Getting Down with their own Magic; recorded reading from “Darling, Please” Substack Story Series… title inspired by Mo Heart and brujas everywhere ;)