I Have Nothing Straight to Say — With Rosei Quartz

Normalize Sexy Pickles

Psst. There's a polyamory podcast RIGHT BEHIND YOU. On this episode: Daniel kicks things off with a "Bone to Pick" about the pointless Sneetches on Beaches cycle of generative AI and the people who love/fear it. The Threeagle ponders the attractions of a "Pluribus" polycule on "Is This Poly?!" They peer into the vacant eye of pop culture and see that only Greg is worth saving on "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy." And they don't know when to quit, rolling out a "Unicorn Hunter Hunters" at the last minute, because they want to be loved. There may also be a "Reed Alert" in there for the aforementioned Greg. Are you there, Greg? It's us, PolyAmateur Hour!

I Have Nothing Straight to Say — With Rosei Quartz

It's OK. We don't mind if you see other polyamory podcasts. On this episode: We invite spice merchant *wink* Rosei Quartz to "Come on Our Show" and in the end, everyone joins her. She sticks around for a "Star Trek: Booty Roster" to choose her Nesting, Dating, and Banging Officers from Deep(er) Space Nine. But first! Nichole kicks things off with the best of her worst online dating messages in the first-ever (official) edition of "Unhinged." Also! The 'cule recites their fan mail for the praise kink on "DM Sliders." Don't you want to join?

Realtor to the Sluts — With Lauren Goché

Is this really a polyamory podcast? Seems kinda suss. On this episode: The Threeagle's weirdly famous real agent Lauren Goché drops in to talk about social contracts and sex-room-friendly floor plans for "Practical Poly." But first! The 'cule dips back into the fetid swamp of the Industrial Dating Complex for "Monogamy RUOK?" But after! Hallelujah it's raining poly frogs on an amphibian edition of "Animal Magnetism" that inspires it's own backlash from Genesis. We'd like to think it's the Phil Collins era.

These Kneepads Aren't for Hockey — With Devin Devine

The polyamory podcast that's like a fugue state, of which you will remember nothing. On this episode! Comic Devin Devine flying scissorkicks into the pod for a pee-in-your-mouth funny edition of "Sex Bits." But first, the 'cule unboxes real vinyl from a real musical cow on "DM Sliders," and decides to grab life by the capital letters in an all-title-case installment of "Unicorn Hunter Hunters." Does David Lynch speak in title case?!

Switch Beds...NOW!

If we keep saying "polyamory podcast" at the beginning of these descriptions, someday the robot overlords will believe it. But then we'll reveal our true demonic nature. On this episode: You know the answer beforehand when we ask "Monogamy RUOK?" of a bride who drafts the gen pop into her exclusive relationship with herself. Next, the 'cule fields an "Ask the Amateurs" from a Stubert who wants to know if they're a Laurel, a Daniel, or a Nichole-in-the-Middle when it comes to long-distance love. Finally, it's a "Poly in Public: Invasion of Privivacy" of the disturbingly common genre of polycule recruitment flyers on telephone poles. Go figure!