Pour Talk

Pouring Porch Beers: talking "free" ranch gift, NOLA fairs, and puppy yoga

Happy belated Mother's Day!! This week on Pour Talk, Hidden Valley Ranch refuses to release its grip on the podcast. Jill stuns us all with tales from the fairs of New Orleans, including confetti eggs, invisible ink, and paying to throw people in “jail.” Meade reflects on puppy yoga with dachshunds, and both the pour girls talk way too much about kombucha (a subject they know NOTHING about). Equal parts wholesome, chaotic, and deeply unnecessary. Cheers Pour People!

Drinking at Liquor Express: talking the real cost of having children, how ChatGPT dumped Jill, seeking a new sauce boss

Kids these days are expensive. We went from one hour birthday parties at McDonald’s to children casually requesting destination experiences and luxury weekends like tiny travel agents. This week, the Pour Girls tackle the rising cost of raising boujie kids, debate whether the word “museum” has a ZAM in it, and uncover a shocking Hidden Valley revelation in the latest Ranch Ambassador update. Plus: are skinny jeans actually out? All this recorded live from Liquor Express, the legendary bar/liquor store where the girls once unsuccessfully attempted to solicit Hulk Hogan.

Pouring at The Nook: talking swimming pigs, political parades, and that time we solicited Hulk Hogan

This week, the Pour Girls check in from The Nook in Huntsville, where delicious Old Fashioneds are flowing and the patio vibes are on point. The episode dives into Meade’s highly questionable decision to swim with pigs in the Bahamas (yes there’s a poop situation, and yes it’s discussed), then segues into the Cooper-for-Deputy Prime Minister decision-making process—a true roller coaster of conviction, confusion, and last-minute reversals, all ultimately decided by a political parade that felt less like civic duty and more like a detour through New Orleans. From there, it’s a bold move: cutting the line to meet Hulk Hogan… and, naturally, asking him for a donation. As if that weren’t enough, there’s a boots-on-the-ground celebrity sighting. *** Spoiler Alert ***** It's Jessie from Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and the commentary does not disappoint.

Pouring Azaleas: talking the Masters, college hacks, and a (planned?) intervention

This week the Pour Girls cover The Masters, not just a golf tournament, the greatest sporting event of all time. And honestly, no notes. She's elegant, she's pretentious, and her pimento cheese is doing more for morale than any halftime show ever could. Then, a casual consideration: going back to college. Not for a degree, for the experience. Because it turns out, being a middle-aged woman on a college campus is less “out of place” and more “mysterious VIP.” Lines? Skipped. Cover charges? Waived. Respect? Immediate. It’s not luck, it’s presence. And finally, there’s talk of an intervention. Supposedly out of concern. But the timing feels tight and the planning feels thorough. Just another drink with your favorite girls. Cheers Pour People!

Pouring Remotely: talking hotel rooms, parent's weekend, and Waymo

This week, the Pour Girls are more than 2,000 miles apart and still raising a glass! From an elevator dash to a “Parent’s Weekend” that felt suspiciously like a live stress test of parental ATM limits, nothing was off the table. Add in a little travel chaos and some tech curiosity, and you’ve got the perfect blend of road-warrior stories, parenting realities, and our usual unfiltered commentary. Cheers from wherever you’re listening.