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New Years Eve/Poopie Face

Clyde’s voice is still deeper than usual from consuming an excessive amount of breast milk from Claire’s now-pregnant housekeeper Josephina. The AI strike has ended, leading to the return of the original Claire and Bob, and a breathalyzer test from Officer Seamens causes the clogged-up breast milk to spew out, helping Clyde to speak normally once again. Sophia Vergara can be heard “chopping” at the mall. Hate us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/share/1BXcfZY6XU/?mibextid=wwXIfr Poop on us on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/limbojimboscomedy6?igsh=ZDViejRndnltNjlz Hear our human voices on Spotify at: https://open.spotify.com/artist/47sOAkvBBgNPlNjshLj3mn?si=e9DEgSUHSxulprEgZgyFbg Dislike us on YouTube at: https://youtube.com/@comedy6-xj9is?si=gIuOdUgTN5IU31I2

Christmas Tree/Shomolongadingdong

As Claire and Clyde try to enjoy a sexy Christmas Eve, all hope is lost. Not because Clyde’s voice has changed or because of the AI actor’s strike, but due to Claire mentioning how one ornament reminds her of Bob. To make matters more awkward, the pair discovers Rupert has been hiding in the tree. Clyde thinks he’s holding a penis ornament and realizes it’s not an ornament after all. The WIsconia Herp Derp raves: “What kind of drugs are you idiots on for writing this drivel, and where can I get some?” Pulp Links: Hate us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/share/1BXcfZY6XU/?mibextid=wwXIfr Poop on us on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/limbojimboscomedy6?igsh=ZDViejRndnltNjlz Hear our human voices on Spotify at: https://open.spotify.com/artist/47sOAkvBBgNPlNjshLj3mn?si=e9DEgSUHSxulprEgZgyFbg Dislike us on YouTube at: https://youtube.com/@comedy6-xj9is?si=gIuOdUgTN5IU31I2

Chapter 9: Songs of Redemption

All heck and high water has already been broken in the previous chapter and this episode reveals the aftermath.

Chapter 8: Broken Again

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Chapter 7: Ear Rape/Yeas tum ten gunch

While Jamie is doing Bob’s gunked-up hair, a jealous Claire shows up; at first jealous, but then turned on by Jamie’s offer to do a three-way hair blow. The spell of Rupert and Clyde showing up is suddenly broken when Bob, Jamie, and Claire enjoy a bathroom three-way. After giggling with Clyde a lot, Rupert’s bowels are suddenly triggered by the nearby romantic activity. The writers go on strike, and the show producers can only think of making everyone feel included, so an AI Russian, Swede, and Frenchman show up, apropos of nothing. The fourth wall gets broken, dragged for a mile, then left on the side of the road. This is followed by the sellout man-whores who write this crappy daytime soap opera gang-banging your ear drums. Hate us on Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/share/1BXcfZY6XU/?mibextid=wwXIfr Poop on us on Instagram at: https://www.instagram.com/limbojimboscomedy6?igsh=ZDViejRndnltNjlz Hear our human voices on Spotify at: https://open.spotify.com/artist/47sOAkvBBgNPlNjshLj3mn?si=e9DEgSUHSxulprEgZgyFbg Dislike us on YouTube at: https://youtube.com/@comedy6-xj9is?si=gIuOdUgTN5IU31I2