🛥️DISINGENUOUS MOTHERF*CKER! RHORI S:1 EP:10

🌇 FOR A BIG HOUSE, I WILL DO THINGS. 🌇 The Valley Persian style S:1 E:1

Today on RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re diving into The Valley: Persian Style — and this group is already delivering everything we want from a reality show. We’re firmly Team Stoner GG, even if everyone else seems determined to talk about her instead of to her. MJ still isn’t winning us over, and somehow Tommy manages to be even more exhausting. Meanwhile, Reza and Adam are bringing the heart, the humor, and the friendship we desperately need. And then there’s Amir. Between his vulnerability and emotional journey, he had us fully in our feelings and reaching for the tissues. We break down the gossip, the tears, and why we’re already counting down the days until the next episode.

🫖SHE SAID WHAT!?🫖 (6/1-6/7)

🫖This week on SHE SAID WHAT?, RealiTeaIn5D’s weekly reality TV news roundup, Matt & Courtney welcome Nicki back to the Tea Room for a headline-filled kiki. We’re unpacking the absolutely baffling decision to make Kathy Hilton the Grand Marshal of West Hollywood Pride (because… who exactly asked for that?), celebrating Dorit’s upcoming book because we love a long-winded icon with a story to tell, and discussing the massive Bravo shakeup as Alex Baskin cashes in and sells his production company. From questionable honors to Housewives headlines and industry drama, we’re serving opinions, spilling tea, and probably offending a Hilton or two along the way.

🏙️Opinions Not Minions🏙️ IN THE CITY S:1 EP:3

This episode of RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re recapping IN THE CITY Episode 3 — where the vibes are off, the timelines are suspicious, and the relationships are hanging on by a thread. Kyle and Amanda continue drifting further apart while trying their absolute best to convince everyone (and themselves) that everything is fine. Meanwhile, Amanda’s timeline with West isn’t exactly adding up, and Kenny seems determined to spend the entire episode riding on Lindsay’s jock whether she needs it or not. We break down the awkward conversations, the questionable narratives, and why this friend group may be one brunch away from total collapse.

🍑Every Nigerian In Atlanta?🍑 REAL HOUSEWIVES OF ATLANTA S:17 E:9

🍑This episode of RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re talking Real Housewives of Atlanta Episode 9 — where the shade is expensive and the grudges are apparently on clearance. Kelli unveils a $70,000 smile, Angela continues her reign as the undisputed Shade Queen of Atlanta, and in a shocking turn of events, K. Michelle and Porsha finally squash their beef. (Sorry, Pinky.) We break down the reads, the reconciliation, and why Angela may be carrying this season on her perfectly arched eyebrows. Atlanta remains messy, hilarious, and exactly why we keep coming back.

🛥️DISINGENUOUS MOTHERF*CKER! RHORI S:1 EP:10

🛥️This episode of RealiTeaIn5D with Matt & Courtney, we’re talking Real Housewives of Rhode Island Episode 10 — and Liz has officially been activated. After spending most of the season keeping her cool, Liz unleashes absolute hell, leaving the ladies scrambling and more than a few feelings bruised. In a shocking twist, two Housewives end up in tears… and somehow neither of them is Ashley. Growth? Progress? A miracle? Meanwhile, Miss Slam Pig USA barely graces our screens this week, proving that sometimes less really is more. We break down the meltdowns, the power shifts, and why Rhode Island continues to be one of the messiest new Housewives in years.