#9 Stranger Things, Obi-Wan, The Boys
A Top Gear script where they are at the beach. Jeremy keeps putting sand down his own shorts, May has been buried and the tide is coming in, Hammond is walking around the beach making kissy noises to the seagulls
Jeremy: Oh, look at that lovely sand. I'm just going to put a little bit down my shorts.
May: What are you doing?
Jeremy: Making myself more comfortable.
May: You're going to get sand everywhere.
Jeremy: It's fine, it'll just add to the atmosphere.
Hammond: I say, look at those seagulls. Aren't they marvelous creatures?
May: Oh, for goodness sake.
Hammond: What?
May: You're making kissy noises at them.
Hammond: So? They're lovely birds.
May: They're also scavengers that will shit on you if you get too close.
Hammond: Oh, I see. Well, I'll just keep my distance, then.
Suddenly, the tide starts to come in.
May: Oh no, the tide! We're going to get wet!
Jeremy: Quick, bury me in the sand!
May: What?
Jeremy: I don't want to get my shorts wet. Bury me in the sand!
May: Okay, okay. Help me dig a hole
Hammond: I'll keep watch for the seagulls.
After a few minutes of digging, May has managed to bury Jeremy in the sand.
Jeremy: That's perfect. Now just make sure the hole is big enough for me to breathe.
May: It is, it is.
Jeremy: Great. I'm going to take a little nap now.
May: But what about the tide?
Jeremy: I'll be fine. Just make sure to wake me up when it starts to recede.
May: Okay.
Hammond: Seagulls approaching!
May: Oh no, they are!
Hammond: Quick, give me your sandwich!
May: What?
Hammond: They're going to steal it if you don't!
May: Okay, okay.
Hammond: Phew, that was close.
May: Now what am I supposed to eat?
Hammond: There's plenty of food back at the car.
May: I guess so.
Suddenly, Jeremy starts to stir.
Jeremy: What's going on?
May: The tide is coming in, we have to go!
Jeremy: Oh god, I'm stuck!
May: Hang on, I'll help you.
May tries to help but falls into the hole with Jeremy.
Jeremy: Now we're both stuck!
May: This is not good.
Hammond: Hang on, I'll go get help!
Jeremy: No, don't leave us here!
Hammond makes kissy noises and his seagulls arrive to help him.
Hammond: They've got us! We're saved!
May: What?
Hammond: These seagulls are going to carry us to safety!
Jeremy: I don't think that's a good idea.
Hammond: Trust me, it'll be fine!
The seagulls start to carry them away but then drop them into the water.
May: Oh no!
Jeremy: I told you this was a bad idea!
Hammond: Hang on, they're coming back for us!
The seagulls manage to pick them up and carry them to safety.
May: That was a close one.
Jeremy: I think I'm going to need a new pair of shorts.
