Rizzo and Jeff Show

0529 RIZZO AND JEFF FRIDAY BONANZA: CROSS DRESSING ROBBER AND SMOKEY BECAME WOKEY BEAR

SMOKEY BEAR IS FN WOKET BEAR AND ITS PISSING US ALL OFF...  Before you pee on that tree smokey, you should ask how it identifies...Wednesday night, hilarity ensued on the Reds’ broadcast when longtime sideline reporter Jim Day tried the “Skyline Chili Egg Roll,” which includes chili, spaghetti and cheddar cheese...A man disguised in a dress and wig burglarizes a bar in Flagler Beach, FL...Gayle King addressed the persistent rumors that she and best friend Oprah Winfrey are secretly in a lesbian relationship...A rocket belonging to Jeff Bezos’ Blue Origin exploded during a test at the launch pad Thursday night, shaking nearby homes and briefly painting the sky orange...President Trump's face could soon appear on a $250 bill as part of the Trump administration's celebration of the 250th anniversary of the country...Dolly Parton posted on Instagram, announcing the first-ever Dolly’s Travel Stop, a roadside destination like the popular Southern chain Buc-ee’s...Southwest Airlines may revert to its previous policy allowing plus-size customers to request extra seats at no cost...Ray Romano makes $18 million a year in residuals from his beloved show Everybody Loves Raymond...A guest visiting Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom was arrested this week after authorities say he secretly recorded underneath a woman's skirt...A West Palm Beach man allegedly broke into a store to steal Pokémon cards using a chainsaw...The Blue Ridge Parkway has ranked as the second deadliest national park site in 2025, according to data from the National Park Service...Trump's Freedom 250 concert is in freefall as a world famous rocker becomes fifth to flee and reveals the 'unforgivable' reason he had to run...Japan’s bear problem continues, and the country is running out of the robot wolves that help keep them at bay...A family has been left "devastated" after an Amazon delivery driver allegedly stole their cat from the doorstep of their home...A mom in El Paso, Texas, has gone viral since she chased down her 13-year-old son with a belt after he took her BMW to drive to his girlfriend's house...An 89-year-old man has been arrested and accused of operating an illegal arcade and money laundering...Let's go play the clarinet with Smokey The Bear and listen to this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show

0527 FULL SHOW

Are they old? Are they horny? Are they a little bit of both? For two widowed neighbors in California, a simple walk down the street led to something neither of them expected: a second chance at love...An Iowa man is charged with shooting his father over an argument that started about stinky feet...Robert Mitchell, a 29-year-old Nashville man, was arrested after police discovered $500 in counterfeit $100 bills concealed between his butt cheeks...The Asheville Police Department is requesting the public's help in finding a suspect tied to a Sunday, May 24, shooting in downtown Asheville that injured one...Heavy rain overnight caused flooding and a landslide in parts of Buncombe and Henderson counties...Three people accused of targeting the homes of superstar athletes have been arrested...A teenager who allegedly posed as a 30 year old politician has withdrawn from Nigeria's 2027 House of Representatives race after an investigation questioned his identity and age...Two couples boarded a United Airlines flight in Tampa for the first leg of a trip to Europe. They were ready for takeoff when agents kicked them off the plane with no explanation... Rosie O'Donnell opens up about a pricey cosmetic procedure...Rosie said she underwent a lower deep plane facelift in January...She previously considered herself to be someone “who would never, ever” get work done...A New Zealand charity apologized on Wednesday for Distributing dozens of pineapple flavored candies found to be laced with potentially deadly amounts...Police say a dog accidentally shot a person with a shotgun at a convenience store...Weaverville police are investigating a theft and vehicle pursuit that began Sunday afternoon at a Walmart and ended with the suspect fleeing on foot after a crash...NASA has unveiled plans to construct a $20 billion moon base by 2032, giving humans their first permanent outpost on another celestial body...A man in Pennsylvania, is accused of vandalizing several pickleball courts after suffering an injury that "ruined" his summer...After missing for 14 years, a U-Haul trailer randomly ended up back at a store in central New York. Here is U-Haul employee Mitchell Gosser talking about finding the missing trailer that just reappeared and how much it would cost to rent it out for 14 years...The latest workout trend in New York City is chess boxing, which is where competitors engage in an 11-round match, alternating between playing chess on a game board, and actually boxing in a ring...All of that and more on the Wednesday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show

0525 MEMORIAL DAY RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW: DO YOU WASH YOUR A$$ AND WHAT DID YOU STEAL? ASHEVILLE, ENC, ETN AND NSC YOU ARE ALL THEIVES

NOTHING SAY AMERICA LIKE FREEDOM. OUR BRAVE MEN AND WOMEN WHO FOUGHT AND DID NOT MAKE IT WOULD BE SICK AT THE WORLD TODAY.  I BET THEY WOULD LOVE THE FREEDOM TO PULL PEEN ON ANYONE AT DENNYS... TALK ABOUT EGGS OVER HAMMY, THIS GUY TOOK IT LITERALLY.  WE HAVE A MOOSE WHO FOUND AND IS ON METH AND BOY WE LOVE METH ROUND THESE PARTS. THEN WE GO RIGHT TO BUMPING FUZZYS aka ELDER LOVE BUMPING WHISPY PUBIS. THAT IS SEDUCTIVE WE WILL ADMIT. BUT THEN WE FIND OUT YOU ARE ALL FREAKING THIEVES... WOW. TENNESEE, WESTNERN NC AND NORTHER SOUTH CAROLINA STOP SHOP LIFITING LOL.  AFTER COOLING OFF AND TOWELING ONE ANOTHER DOWN, WE TALK MELISSA ETHRIDE NOT MAKING THE ROCK AND ROLL HOF BUT OTHER CRAPPY ARTISTS DID WHICH NATURALLY LED INTO BRATS AND BEER SAUSAGE. SHE IS A HANDSOME WOMAN WHO LOVES THE SMELL OF GRILLED SASUSAGE.  WE END WITH LUCKY AND HIS TALE OF POPS AT THE DVD STORE, BRUSHING YOUR ASS (THAT IS A REAL THING AND THAT IS AN INSNE THING PPL HAVE THAT MUCH HAIR ON THEIR CABOOSE. IT IS PROBOBLY WHY THIS 94 YEAR OLD DIED 4X. HEAVENS TO BETSEY SADDLE UP COWPOKE THE RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW MEMORIAL DAY EDITION IS HERE...  WE NEVER TAKE OFF... EVEN WHEN WE ARE OFF.  ENJOY,  RIZZO AND JEFF  IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show

0526 RIZZO AND JEFF SHOW THE BEST OF THE BEST LISTENER COURTS 2026 AND AN UNSCHEDULED BOBBIT DETOUR

"EVEN WHEN WE ARE OFF WE ARE NOT OFF"      RIZZO AND JEFF HERE FOR YOU WITH A SPECIAL MEMORIAL DAY AND TUESDAY AFTER SPECTACULAR. FIRST WE TALK ABOUT SELLING YOUR LAND FOR $26,000,000 AND MOST OF YOU WOULD NOT, THAT IS SICK.       THEN WE TALK ABOUT MY KIDDO, THE BAMBINE WHO WANTS (AND WILL BE GETTING... DAMN YOU) A PERM. WE FINISH WITH TWO AWESOME LISTENER COURTS OUR FAVORITE FROM 2026. HOW ABOUT DUI ON A HORSEY IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED? I SAY ITS NOT A CRIME ITS SAFE, THE HORSEY HAS A BRAIN. JEFF IS A BABY ABOUT EQUINE.       FINALLY AFTER A BOBBIT OUCHIE DISCUSSION DETOUR (NO IDEA WHY WE WENT THERE) WE TALK ABOUT HEAVEN. EVER WONDER ABOUT HEAVEN? WELL IT IS IN MINNESOTA. IT IS THERE THAT ELDER MEN AND WOMEN BUNK AND TOUCH THE COLLEGE STUDENTS. THEY BUNK IN A HOME AND ITS A WONDERFUL AS IT SOUNDS.   ENJOY THE WORKING WHILE ON VACATION PODCAST BECAUSE... -WE LOVE YOU RIZZO & JEFF IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show

0522 RIZZO & JEFF SHOW: BEA ARTHURS AUTO THE TOPLESS DAD AND ONLY FANS POW ITS THE PISSER

Do you think I am worried about your varicose veins? Give me my roast gramps...A Florida man allegedly punched a wedding officiant in the stomach after receiving a $500 price quote for a beach wedding...A California homeowner came across mysterious, large feces on the roof of his guest house. Shortly after inspecting the droppings, he turned around and came face-to-face with a mountain lion...Calling Kyle Busch “iconic” is an understatement. Yesterday, a joint statement was issued by the Busch family, NASCAR, and Richard Childress Racing saying the driver had been hospitalized with a serious illness...Four lanes on Interstate 26, westbound, are now available to drive on in the construction zone between the Blue Ridge Parkway and Exit 33, to Brevard Road...California Highway Patrol released video of Britney Spears' DUI arrest back in March. When they asked her to get out of the car, she offered to make them lasagna and a dip in her pool...Tarps Off started with 20 fans in St. Louis & grew to thousands, spreading across MLB. Players are even joining in...A friend of a married couple - who were found dead in their home believes the victims were scammed by a man claiming to be Tom Selleck...A Pensacola, Florida woman, Nicolette Keough, was arrested for allegedly causing over  in damages by urinating on furniture in two Airbnb rentals and posting the videos to adult content websites...An Asheville man has been arrested and charged with multiple felony drug trafficking charges...Joey Chestnut will compete in Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest while under probation for battery charge...Mexican sports journalist Fernando Vargas was carjacked at gunpoint while broadcasting live from a gas station in Morelos...Route 66 Creamery in Hamel, Illinois, shut down for the weekend after scammers posing as police frightened teen employees with a fake demand...Let's all grab some ice cream at Rizzo & Jeff's "Cone Together" and check out this Friday edition of The Rizzo & Jeff Show!! IF YOU LAUGHED EVEN ONCE TELL A FRIEND GOOGLE: Rizzo & Jeff Show