Tickle My Piss Slit With Your Throat Lube

Danger Dong

Looka there, looka there! This week we’re discussing the Darkmore Penitentiary series, featuring the hilarious musings of Sin Wilder and a whole lot of danger dong. Plus, we went to Cowboy Carter and got our ya-yas, and we’re gonna tell ya about it. Kathryn Moon’s Sweet Omegaverse Books, Cher Memoir Part 1, The Bri Collection, Pillion premiere at Cannes, and Kali Uchis: Sincerely, have got us feeling salacious. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit laialamant.substack.com [https://laialamant.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

The Full Goggins

This week we’re Smashing or Trashing FX's new show Dying for Sex. Did it make us want to kick someone in the dick or aggressively CLASP someone’s balls? You’ll have to listen to find out! Plus, we’ve got a fresh round of rapid-fire questions. Righteous Gemstones, The Ruthless Boys of the Zodiac series by Caroline Peckham and Susanne Valenti, Oprah’s Menopause Revolution, Charli XCX, the Minecraft movie and Val Kilmer have got us feeling salacious. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit laialamant.substack.com [https://laialamant.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Cosmic Gumbo

This week we’re hurtin’ so bad for a squirt squirt that we’re gonna do some work work on enhancing our intimacy with our partners. Plus, our latest celeb head battle features two good girls gone bad: Rhianna and Kristen Stewart. Mayhem by Lady Gaga, Plated Prisoner series by Raven Kennedy, Alter Ego by LISA, Scythe & Sparrow by Brynne Weaver, Hungerstone by Kat Dunn, and White Lotus have got us feeling salacious. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit laialamant.substack.com [https://laialamant.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

The Brotherhood of the Traveling Flare Jeans

This week we’re attempting to ditzel our schnitzels with some dark chocolate treats and revisiting the rich, decadent music of Mr. Barry White. Guess which one we can’t get enough of? Hunter Schaefer, Cher, Abracadabra, Onyx Storm, Fat, Juicy and Wet by Sexxy Red and Bruno Mars, and Bridget Jones Mad About The Boy have got us feeling salacious. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit laialamant.substack.com [https://laialamant.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]

Tickle My Piss Slit With Your Throat Lube

This week we took the bait! The Alpha Bait, that is. Our surprise valentine book club selection is Alpha Bait by DJ Heart. Speaking of DJs- better put a record on because it’s time for another sexy song smack down lyrical battle! David Lynch, Industry, The Grammys,The Wolf Hotel series by K.A. Tucker, and Eusexua by FKA twigs have got us feeling salacious. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit laialamant.substack.com [https://laialamant.substack.com?utm_medium=podcast&utm_campaign=CTA_1]