Episode 63: John Cena Classic Invitational Sounded Cool Until It Didnt | Schoolboy Rollup | 5/13/26
Brace yourselves—this episode is a no-holds-barred mix of sports fixes, wrestling whines, and soda debates that will keep you laughing all the way to your snack drawer. Whether you’re tired of watered-down college football playoffs, confused about the latest WWE madness, or just craving some random shirt ideas for your midlife wardrobe, we’ve got you covered. We officially solve college football’s playoff chaos—no more 24-team nonsense, just a simple, guaranteed-to-make-sense blueprint that even Greg in a blazer can understand. Plus, we’ll toss around NBA “what-if” scenarios, like the last eight seed making a miracle run, and reminisce about the golden age of wrestling video games—because no matter how glossy or complex the new WWE 2K series, it will never top the nostalgic magic of No Mercy on Nintendo 64. And yes, it’s mostly us just ragging on ads, WWE’s questionable booking, and Kevin Nash’s fiery rant against TKO. But it’s not all doom and gloom—there’s plenty of wild predictions, including the future of the AEW signings, the real story behind LA Night’s mysterious WWE absence, and whether Cody Rhodes might dress as Guile for the next big match. We also geek out over legendary powerbombs: Undertaker’s last ride, Batista’s bomb, and the lost art of the sit-down. Spoiler: the last ride might just be the best ever. Oh, and stay tuned for some genius shirt ideas, like “Evil Anus” and “San Diego Night”—the perfect wardrobe for the wrestling fan who’s also middle-aged and buying shirts on the fly.If you love wrestling, sports chaos, soda debates, or just want some witty banter to get through your day, this episode hits every mark. Get ready to laugh, learn, and question everything—except your soda choice, because we’ve settled that, too. Perfect for: sports fans, wrestling enthusiasts, anyone tired of the fake drama, and people who enjoy a good laugh at the absurdity of modern sports and entertainment.
Chapters
* 00:00 - Welcome! The best intro nobody asked for from New Jersey.
* 02:00 - College football playoff ideas—watered down or a genius plan?
* 03:30 - Greg’s blazer solution—college football’s secret sauce.
* 04:50 - March Madness expansion—upset alert or chaos?
* 05:30 - NBA underdog stories—can the 8 seed finally shine?
* 06:23 - Street Fighter elephants and CM Punk’s mysterious disappearance.
* 07:42 - The latest WWE intrigue: Seth Rollins, Punk, and the SummerSlam feud.
* 09:00 - Dr. Pepper infused with coconut—why not?
* 11:13 - Wrestling moves: the powerbomb hierarchy—Last Ride or Batista Bomb?
* 13:00 - The wild world of WWE ads—how much is too much?
* 14:00 - WWE talent cast-offs—what are they really up to?
* 17:00 - AEW and WWE: who’s really signing who? The rumored signings and sign-tos.
* 20:00 - Roman Reigns, Jacob Fatu, and the wrestling universe’s latest saga.
* 25:00 - Upcoming WWE events, matches, and the potential endgame.
* 30:00 - Video game nostalgia—Best wrestling games of the 90s.
* 35:00 - Kevin Nash’s vendetta against TKO
* 42:00 - The ongoing saga of Seth Rollins and CM Punk’s
