Scrubs Off Bottoms Up

Bottoms Up To: Adult Tummy Time, Cowboy Medicine & Organ Donation

This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, and somehow still a little heartfelt. We start with Colleen’s attitude (spicy, as always), then shift into something more real as Michael shares what it was like being contacted as a bone marrow match for a patient, a moment that definitely puts things into perspective. Naturally, we spiral right back into nonsense. We break down ICU lingo and the unhinged sayings that only make sense when you’re running on no sleep, debate the legitimacy of “cowboy medicine,” and unpack the controversy of Michael taking a date to his favorite low-key, kept-secret spa… which Colleen has very strong opinions about. It’s a mix of dark humor, real talk, and the kind of conversations that only happen after a long shift and a couple drinks.

Bottoms Up To: Brazil, Canned Tuna & Vaginal Studies

This week takes us from Brazil (yes, the stories are exactly what you think) to canned tuna becoming a full-blown personality trait. And just when you think we’ve peaked, we casually pivot into vaginal studies, including the very questionable decision to test Colleen’s pH like it’s a lab experiment we’re absolutely not qualified to run. It’s part travel chaos, part medical curiosity, part “should we be saying this out loud?”-but somehow still mildly educational if you squint. Expect oversharing, unhinged commentary, and a level of curiosity that probably should’ve come with supervision. It’s messy, it’s inappropriate, it’s very SOBU.

Bottoms Up To: Firing Our CPA, Medical Tourism & Cut Water

Yes, we’re firing our CPA. Yes, we’re talking about people flying across the world for procedures. And yes… we’re reuniting in Portugal with the group from Michael’s friend’s college house that was literally called “The Brothel.” We haven’t seen them all together in years.. This feels like a social experiment. Or a liability. Colleen also experiences death via Cut Water   Pray for us. Or don’t. It might be more entertaining if you don’t.

Scrubs Off To: Aruba, Atropine & K1 Visas

We’re back like we never left… except we definitely did, but surprise!  This episode is fully chaotic, in true SOBU fashion, with everything from Atropine mistakes that will make you question your license, to Colleen’s 30th birthday blackout weekend (yes, it’s exactly what you think), to K1 visas, love, impulsive decisions, and a few hidden surprises we probably shouldn’t be sharing. Same us, worse decisions, zero supervision. Did you really expect anything else?

Bottoms Up To: Our Friend Connor & Our Usual Chaos

In this episode, we’re raising a glass to our friend Connor and leaning all the way into our usual chaos. We get into the realities (and delusions) of committing to work overseas for love, question why our mitochondria feel like they’re vibrating at all times, and put Connor to the test with a completely unqualified attempt at guessing medical devices and equipment. Expect strong opinions, questionable science, and the kind of conversations that absolutely should not happen after a couple drinks—but always do. Scrubs are off. Drinks are up. Let’s spiral.