Secret Lives of Sommeliers

9: Fumé Blanc & Existential Crises

The Arizona heat melts more than just our bottles as we spiral from Sauvignon Blanc into celibacy, chaos, and culinary trivia. Tune in for “Guess That Recipe,” unfiltered confessions, and the inventions we wish existed.

9: Slovakian Riesling & the End of the World

We sip our very first Slovakian Riesling while diving into PI-level internet sleuthing, Hopi prophecies, celebrity drama, and the end of the world.

14: Spanish Crianza & Scottsdale Tea

Listen as we sip Spanish Crianza and talk Scottsdale Tea, Political Takes, Service Industry drug use and so much more.

13: Trader Joe's Wine & Our Unsolicited Opinions

We start with the famous Trader Joe’s Wine hack and end up unpacking everything from our take on sugar daddies, creepy encounters at choir sing-alongs, and who should be tipped. Unconventional uses of Chat GPT, Decorating Cents, Scottsdale Dating Culture...etc.

11: Cursed Company Slogans & Rants

We rank life’s biggest demons (moving, heartbreak, actual death), talk wine lies and airline crimes, and play a game of ‘real or fake?’ with headlines like ghost pirate marriages and men dying from eggs. Also: TSA beef, Waymo slander, and why Franzia is kind of a hero.