Sippy Cups & Survival Mode

"When Toddlers Collide and Pregnancy Tests Lie"

🎉 In this episode, Ash gets bullied into throwing Aly’s 3rd birthday party—because apparently toddlers now run the household. Between sugar highs, emotional bribery, and a bouncy castle hostage situation, things escalate quickly. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, toddlers keep walking into everything like mini drunk adults, creating more drama than the party itself. 🤰 And just when life couldn’t get any more chaotic… a pregnancy scare sends the whole house into panic mode

"Two Kids, One Room, No Sleep"

Two Kids, One Room, No Sleep This week we dive headfirst into the chaos of moving Jaxson into Aly’s room – because why not test the limits of bedtime sanity?

"Toddler Tornadoes & Titty Tales"

This week, the sugar storm hits hard — the kids are on a lolly-fuelled rampage, and we’re barely holding on. Between chasing toddler tornadoes and trying to stop the house from imploding, Alysia drops some brutally funny one-liners about her great-grandma’s boobs that leave us in stitches (and slightly horrified).

"Snip Happens"

When life hands you lemons, sometimes it also takes away the seeds. In this episode we dive into the snip, the myths, the twisted tales. Jarred opens up about getting the snip!

"Surprise! There's a Baby in the Lounge"

While Dad’s away, Ash is left holding down the fort with three kids under three — and chaos doesn’t take a day off. From losing Aly in public to reliving the wildest plot twist yet (spoiler: Surprise! there’s a baby in the lounge), we dive into the epic home birth story of Willow and what it really means to parent solo in survival mode.