Sisters Who Spill

Spilling About Drake, Nair, and Tana Mongeau

Happy Monday sisters! This week has been a great one because Gracie Abrams came out with a new song and we’re loving it. Absolutely SAT for her new album coming out in July! Drake also released 3 albums and we’re gonna commit to listening to Iceman, Maid of Honour (the album named after G) and Hibachi at our earliest convenience. Unfortunately G’s skin has entered national crisis territory and she had to call in the big guns aka the dermatologist. Let’s hope this new prescription works otherwise we’re gonna have to turn to Accutane at the age of 27. The sisters go down memory road and we reminisce on our Nair days when we weren’t allowed to shave our legs and had to burn them with a nauseating cream instead. We also discuss how Gab was lowkey G’s personal stylist and hairdresser growing up, because G was undoubtedly a bit of a bully. But it builds character and Gab is better because of it! Gab shares how she’s not in her Alix Earle era lately and we are not fans of the name of their upcoming reality show. Earle Meets World? That’s the best we could do? Okay that’s enough of us being haters. We also chat through some experiences that we’ve recently experienced. For example, getting invited to a wedding where they don’t put your correct last name on the save the date. Also, ordering in front of your significant others’ family and accidentally getting the most embarrassing meal on the menu. Lastly, we share our Spotify birthday data and surprise surprise, Gab is a true swiftie! Happy 20th bday to Spotify, our favorite app because it’s where you can listen to this wonderful podcast and leave a comment and rate it 5 stars! Love you lots!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About The Devil Wears Prada 2, The Met Gala, and Grilling

Gird your loins! The sisters are here with another ep. We chat about our week and how much we loveeee a weekday holiday. Shout out Cinco de Mayo! A basket of chips and salsa plus a delicious spicy watermelon margarita with a tajín rim? That’s what makes life worth living. And this girl right here? She’s gonna be okay. We recap our favorite lewks from The Met and give a review of The Devil Wears Prada 2. Stanley Tucci completely carried but that’s really not shocking or surprising in any way. We butcher a couple Miranda Priestly quotes and shout out Simone Ashley for serving face and throwing a (out)fit the entire movie. We also ask life’s toughest questions like who in the hell is still getting a burrito from chipotle? Please take offense as we judge those who do. Also, why does gab risk her life on the daily by driving with a claw clip in her hair? And is it bad to say i’d rather be gluten free and dairy free than sober? Also who has two thumbs and is the master of the grill? Well that’s Big Papa aka Gab. Paying for Netflix and grilling steaks while cracking open a High Noon? She’s practically a 50 year old man as far as i’m concerned. Show some respect to your elders. We also discuss the theory of FWA (funny with assistance) and evaluate if Gab has the chops for stand up comedy. Leave your vote in the comments below. Love you all, have a fabulust week!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About Stanley Tucci, Codependency, and The Real Housewives of Rhode Island

Happy Met Monday ladies and gents! This ep is a random one, but chaotic conversation is what we do best here at SWS Incorporated. We catch up on how Sister Gabby’s April Challenge went and spoiler alert: it was obtainable. We also try out mic stands for the first time and while we were experiencing technical difficulties (literally what’s new) at least we can now do jazz hands while we speak and we have two hands to type with when we inevitably need to reach out to Gemini for some fact checking. We preach double washing, call attention to the contagious disease called “Blonde Blindness”, briefly mention our recent nail massacre, and state our slight disappointment in the new OPI shade Bubble Bunny. We also yap about how Stanley Tucci is our guiding light in this world. Who knew he was married to Emily Blunt’s sister?! Not G because she literally knows nothing. Also, get a commercial cewlab with Tucci and Tunechi (aka Lil Wayne) ASAPPP and give G and Gab a cut because they came up with this wonderful idea. We discuss The Real Housewives of Rhode Island and G’s issue with reality tv: she takes their problems too seriously. Ashley Iaconetti and Jared Haibon’s coffee shop issues are keeping her up at night. Let’s get these people an ice machine and coffee machine that work, why don’t we?! We also discuss G’s new Peloton Bike, the lack of update on Lix vs. Lex, whether G & Gab are codependent, and shout out Lewis Capaldi for the amazing work he’s doing in the music space. Okay that wraps up this week. Love you mucho mucho!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About Hawaii, Fourth Wing, and Acquired Style’s Bachelorette

Aloha and mahalo! G is back from Hawaii and has tales to tell regarding near death experiences, many mai tai beverages, and Handyman’s antics. Ever been weighed before a flight? Ever been swept away to sea by a riptide? Ever had awful pictures of you taken by your boyfriend? If so, you may have something in common with G. The sisters then dive into their opinions of Fourth Wing. Moral of the story is apologies are definitely due to quite a few people. Turns out dragons and magic are kinda everything and we’re OBSESSED to say the least. Rebecca Yarros has a chokehold on us. We also chat about Acquired Style’s insaneeee bachelorette trip and Gab is undeniably a bit jealous. Does G now have to look into booking a PJ for gab’s bachelorette trip? Yes. A maid of honor is gonna do what they have to do. We discuss Stagecoach, Nara Smith’s upcoming cookbook, cracked windshields, Kendall Jenner & Jacob Elordi, and Hulu’s Get Real event. I mean come onnnn The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives of Orange County?? Ciara Miller and Maura Higgins on DWTS?? Khole Kardashian’s new show called “The Girls” with her besties?? Count us in! We are SAT! Thank you for listening in on yet another sisterly yap sesh! We love you all!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3

Spilling About Bieberchella, Jury Duty, and Lix vs Lex

This episode was pre-recorded because sister G is on a beach in Hawaii as we speak! Did someone say baecation?! Anything to rage bait handyman! We discuss all things Bieberchella and debate if his performance was genius or underwhelming. Either way, JB is singing his ass off and clearly having a great time doing it, so that’s all that matters! We also dive into the Alex Cooper vs Alix Earle drama. We neeeeed to know what went down. Maybe someone can tell Dave Portnoy so he can relay all the dirty details in his next beach gossip ep?? Speaking of Alix Earle, we give a review of our experience using her Reale Actives skincare products thus far. We also discuss the most random things like Gab’s new hair strategy of bullying her hot tools, coffee shops opening up at 11am, Freida McFadden’s lackluster reveal, our new fave show Rooster, the origin behind the saying “fighting tooth and nail”, jury duty, our drivers licenses expiring soon and DMV eye tests. Like we said… random! Love you all and thanks for being our favorite lovely lady listeners!!  smooches from your favorite sisters! <3