UFL Awards (Jake's Version)

Solid Awards for the Battlehawks 2025 season and the prediction

The summation of the entire season. The only award show that matters... also a prediction that I almost forgot about.

Battlehawks Week 3 ReKawp (XFL Championship Edition)

Recapping the Battlehawks' Week 3 game against the Defenders. It was just about as bad as I remembered.

UFL Awards (Jake's Version)

The Battlehawks should win three of the five awards, can win four of the five awards, but will probably only win two of the five awards.

Battlehawks Week 9 reKawp and Week 10 Bird's Eye preView

Recapping the Battlehawks' bashing of San Antonio in Week 9, and previewing a game that will probably happen in Week 10. Someone tell Anthony Becht to hire me as his challenge guy.

Battlehawks Week 9 reHawktion: Bufu Part 2

Reacting to the Battlehawks' Week 9 desecration of the team formerly identified as the San Antonio Brahmas. Gonna need dental records to identify the bodies.