Stop Thinking With Your Butt

'S' stands for secret: Secret Space Program

First aired March 26, 2023 *Through a megaphone*  "Will all the genetically enhanced, secret spy, space marine, super soldiers, please report to the Brazilian space shuttle shaped like Saturn, immediately, for briefing on the next intergalactic Nazi-Reptilian space battle. Thank you."  *Megaphone cuts off...electrical screech as megaphone kicks back on*  "And if someone could please escort, Plan B Doctor, to pseudoscience medical room 4A, he seems to have escaped his human-sized hamster ball again. That is all. Sergeant Denial, out." -Chris covers the #SSP [https://www.facebook.com/hashtag/ssp?__eep__=6&__cft__%5b0%5d=AZVxH3hGig_1eSJbF9v9gXu74RVs1qYEyXOdIMNrQjNol_wcBP5DHxyUx4DBT-M4HH3TkfuTkYyV_TkMdNF0nowqlO_l23TM_q-paD8jUIDcpWdUGTjvO8t7TtdAhTr8TAvQIqUXLBqQOoCZgnRQhshnGK8j-nlXCAHIYbYp9eVxbq5AH5lLpoDwkDj4FkDZ6nk&__tn__=*NK-R], Secret Space Program. Join today! Support the show [https://ko-fi.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt#linkModal] Stay curious!

And the award for best "Moon Landing" video goes to....

First Aired June, 4, 2023 Stanley Kubrick creates some of his finest work. No, not Clockwork Orange. No, not The Shinning *gasp.* What does any great director aspire to achieve? The moon baby, the moon! Don't worry Flat Earthers we'll keep it all under the dome....or not...at the very least we'll keep it vague and unfounded. What we once thought to be a 50/50 scenario between fact or faked moon landing footage, finally has us choosing sides. Let's all listen together and determine if this is one small step for mankind or one giant cannonball into lunar lunacy. Support the show [https://ko-fi.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt#linkModal] Stay curious!

Hatfield's and McCoy's - The Greatest American Feud!

First Aired May 28, 2023 What’s more unusual, a hundred year old grudge or a hog that starts a war? For decades two families have been at war with each other. The infamous Hatfield's on one side of the river and the legendary McCoy's on the other. How did it all start, and what kept the hate train rolling. Could this historic feud have been fueled by the decades old land dispute? The murder of a relative? Or is one, wayward pig, really the one to blame? Which family will you side with? Let's get lumberJACKED! Support the show [https://ko-fi.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt#linkModal] Stay curious!

Alien Sex Cults and Cloning...you know...cloning alien sex cults!

First Aired May 21, 2023 Wake up, go to work, join a cult....make it a an alien sex cult....ooo now add science! Congratulations you are now a Raelian. What could possibly bring the world of science and the world of ancient astronauts together? Sex of course you silly billy. In this heavily D&D saturated episode Chris messes with our minds. He starts by seducing Katie then shotputs her into the sea OF MADNESS where she treads water aimlessly until overcome by abursdity. Have you gotten your tickets to the orgy? Bring lotion, and snacks. Also, contractors wanted for 50 year in the making religious/laboratory/brothel/ancient alien landing pad....no experience necessary....must bring own lotion and snacks. Support the show [https://ko-fi.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt#linkModal] Stay curious!

Bigfoot: Part Deuce!

First Aired May 14, 2023 Easy to disbelieve but hard to disprove. There is evidence out there to suggest we don't know as much about this planet as we think we do. How far does our understanding go? First hand encounters dating back to the ancient Sumerian people, name dropping in the bible? Whose to say? But we can definately entertain the idea that bigfoot and Jesus know each other. Let's see what Bigfoot Part II has to offer. Support the show [https://ko-fi.com/stopthinkingwithyourbutt#linkModal] Stay curious!